Title of your s*x tape

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  OP, you can say “sex”. Your parents aren’t going to put you in time-out.

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why are you so sure it’s sex instead of six? It could be sax tape for all we know.

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, show me your sexy sax tape!

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    F*ck, you’re right.

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  • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Please. Send me a picture of your face so I can verify if you can say that word on the internet.

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  • Dis32@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m from the Visayas, I meant six.

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• callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hly SHIT! Now tht is a FUCKING crzy story. Thse cocksuckers sre decided to imprve ther goddamn lives. I’m so hppy for these twats.

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  • jaded_genie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thanks mte. I ws alread* concerned with @ll the non censred cntent lately on this NSFW app

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    • jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You need to use \ as an escape character before the asterisks so that you don't unintentionally make things italic instead.

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  • Dis32@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Haha fucking crazy story indeed 😂

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• darkmogool@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why do you censor “sex”?

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  • Dis32@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is a Christian server mate /s

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    • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Do Christians not believe in sex then?

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Filipinos are a warm, gentle, caring, giving people. Which is a good thing since so many of them carry concealed weapons.” - Neal Stephenson

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  • Cobrachicken@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Cryptonomicon ❤️

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This book shaped me.

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  • Dis32@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Unfortunate yes, security guards in shopping malls used to carry machine guns lol when I was living there when I was younger, not anymore though I think.

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Even as a kid getting armed cops in schools after 9/11, I have always really hated seeing guns in public. Especially when it’s a mall cop, you know? That sucks.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I had assumed guns were not only frowned upon but flat out illegal in the Philippines. Wife was talking about moving back when we retire. “Meh, it would sure suck selling all my guns and not being able to shoot or gunsmith again.”

    She looked at me strange, “We have many guns. My cousin runs a gun shop. What are you talking about?”

    Then I watched some videos. They’re 1911 fanatics like me! I have found my people.

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• jordanlund@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Tragedies end in funerals, comedies end in weddings. :)

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• halvar@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  why does that map look like the biritsh isles after the icecaps melted

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  • Dis32@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Holy sh*t you’re right!

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• Dis32@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Would both be funny and dark if it was the other way around heh

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  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure that occurs more often

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