Texas_Hangover

@Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a flower for mother's day⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  With her cock?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨who are you?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Expiration dates have a lot of leeway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I give 'em the old “caring for a sick or dying family member.” Look sad that they brought it up. That usually shuts them up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you win the argument?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Players Have Too Many Options to Spend $80 on a Video Game⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I did take a pretty circuitous route… Kept getting distracted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Players Have Too Many Options to Spend $80 on a Video Game⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Finish? It took me 80 hours to find my fucking dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Players Have Too Many Options to Spend $80 on a Video Game⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  KCD2 Is pretty damn amazing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out. I do pity you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets dommed by his barber⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Implying that basic Slavs aren’t Chad as fuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lmao. Impressive how you manage to fuck up such a basic task as eating.

  Survival of the fittest needs to be a thing again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Easter⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Queen lays the egg, the egg hatches the facehugger which impregnates some poor bastard with the baby Chestburster, that rapidly grows into the adult Xenomorph.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon describes their dream home⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sweet damn you people must literally be sobbing all the fucking time. Explain to me the injustices of… Gardening is it now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo confirms $90 price for full Breath of the Wild experience on Switch 2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Good point. Its the first time I’ve paid that much. And I wouldn’t have done it if it wasn’t KCD2 lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo confirms $90 price for full Breath of the Wild experience on Switch 2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Everybody RRRREEEEEEEEEE’s about Nintendo, but Kingdom come deliverance II released at $90 for the base game and I fucking LOVE Kingdom come deliverance, I wasn’t paying that shit. 2 months later, I got the gold edition or whatever for $80. (PS5) I am very happy with the purchase. Looking forward for the DLC lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why we have a defense budget⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You must not have Dodge drivers in your area.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why we have a defense budget⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Those will destroy themselves. No need to waste resources.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why we have a defense budget⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The state of the military concernes me…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs to spend less time on 4chan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wasn’t trying to be funny. Legitimately curious. I’ve only been to two of those communities. I see the reddit custom of preemptive banning is alive and well here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs to spend less time on 4chan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh neat. How do I see how many communities have banned me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs to spend less time on 4chan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t cry. You cried. Imagine even bringing up racism in a 4chan inspired community to begin with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs to spend less time on 4chan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you unfamiliar with greentexts? Go RRREEEEE about racism somewhere else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trust your training⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I learned about mitochondria from Parasite Eve. Damn I wish they’d remake that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anti-acknowlegements⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What a cunt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fuck this asshole⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well yeah, keep your dumbasses out the fucking street.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nature is fucking narly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucker clearly didn’t grow up in 80’s-90’s lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those damn woke corners.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Both of them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Select a tip⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Its what you have to do these days if you want your uber to show up in a reasonable amount of time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has an antique revolver⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You dont have to be White to own a firearm here you race-baiting asshat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sand Boa⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good lord, go be defective somewhere else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I strapped a weight to a tortoise, could I train it go relatively fast?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  just get you a snapping turtle. they haul ass!