Texas_Hangover

@Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon breaks up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Make me.

  Oh wait. You can’t🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not just kind, it's kinder⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My daughter happened upon Happy tree friends at about 4 or 5 years old lol. She absolutely loved it, and there was no taking it away. Luckily she was born with the ability to realize the difference between real life and make believe, and she turned out just fine.

  Ffs, she’s only messily killed 2 of her friends. And one of those was an accident.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨egg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Somebody put their diaphragm in the wrong way this morning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨im frend :(⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean you don’t masturbate for hours, carefully edging before the latest Linux drop?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨im frend :(⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pfft, whatever. I was the loser outcast looooong before all this bullshit connectivity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fluffy Plums⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tit Warbler? Me too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨jobaphobia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Read up a couple or three comments, and you’ll see the word “mooching.”

  That’s what I was replying to, and as I have very little too mooch, fuck off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨jobaphobia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro, I have a limited amount of money, and plenty of my own problems. You can figure out your own shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pop it in your calendars⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck yes! Let 'em try to figure out how to require internet connectivity for lighting shit on fucking FIRE.🔥🖕🏻

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pot Roast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School legend⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We have it, we just dont care.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 11foot8 bridge opens another big can⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not a very good driver, are you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Add it to the pile of reasons to hate 'em⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And they just love to add unnecessary U’s to everything while they sip their tea with their fucking pinkies up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you think the solution to selling progressive politics to young men is ?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Quit trying to make young white men feel guilty for existing. I come from poor white trash. As near as I can tell, my family never benefitted from slavery in any possible way. So fuck you. I dont feel bad about something I didn’t do, no one in my family did, and we aint gonna pay for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna mute this one⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An angle grinder would make short work of those “arm rests.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the #1 most butthurt response you've had on here?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I see lemmy inherited some of the pathetic and lame jannie ideals from reddit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it weird I sleep with an old blanket I've had since I was a young girl?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure it will! Pillows incinerate just fine. If the crematorium has some dumbasses rule prohibiting pillows, just have somebody burn it themselves and mix it with your ashes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘King of the Hill’ Revival First Details: Hank and Peggy Are Retired, Bobby’s a Dallas Chef, Dale Was Briefly Arlen’s Mayor and More⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep! I just discovered it a couple days ago myself. You gotta see it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘King of the Hill’ Revival First Details: Hank and Peggy Are Retired, Bobby’s a Dallas Chef, Dale Was Briefly Arlen’s Mayor and More⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you seen beavis and butthead do the universe? Fucking amazing lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It actually increasing on popularity. I’m doing my part to propagate the correct usage of course.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We say cunt too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  With her cock?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨who are you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Expiration dates have a lot of leeway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I give 'em the old “caring for a sick or dying family member.” Look sad that they brought it up. That usually shuts them up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you win the argument?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Players Have Too Many Options to Spend $80 on a Video Game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I did take a pretty circuitous route… Kept getting distracted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Players Have Too Many Options to Spend $80 on a Video Game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Finish? It took me 80 hours to find my fucking dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Players Have Too Many Options to Spend $80 on a Video Game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  KCD2 Is pretty damn amazing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out. I do pity you.