Texas_Hangover
@Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anon breaks up 3 days ago:
Make me.
Oh wait. You can’t🤣
- Comment on It's not just kind, it's kinder 4 days ago:
My daughter happened upon Happy tree friends at about 4 or 5 years old lol. She absolutely loved it, and there was no taking it away. Luckily she was born with the ability to realize the difference between real life and make believe, and she turned out just fine.
Ffs, she’s only messily killed 2 of her friends. And one of those was an accident.
- Comment on egg 2 weeks ago:
Somebody put their diaphragm in the wrong way this morning.
- Comment on im frend :( 2 weeks ago:
You mean you don’t masturbate for hours, carefully edging before the latest Linux drop?
- Comment on im frend :( 2 weeks ago:
Pfft, whatever. I was the loser outcast looooong before all this bullshit connectivity.
- Comment on Fluffy Plums 2 weeks ago:
Tit Warbler? Me too!
- Comment on jobaphobia 2 weeks ago:
Read up a couple or three comments, and you’ll see the word “mooching.”
That’s what I was replying to, and as I have very little too mooch, fuck off.
- Comment on jobaphobia 2 weeks ago:
Bro, I have a limited amount of money, and plenty of my own problems. You can figure out your own shit.
- Comment on Pop it in your calendars 2 weeks ago:
Same here.
- Comment on What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol 2 weeks ago:
Fuck yes! Let 'em try to figure out how to require internet connectivity for lighting shit on fucking FIRE.🔥🖕🏻
- Comment on Oatmeal 2 weeks ago:
Pot Roast.
- Comment on School legend 3 weeks ago:
We have it, we just dont care.
- Comment on The 11foot8 bridge opens another big can 4 weeks ago:
Not a very good driver, are you?
- Comment on Add it to the pile of reasons to hate 'em 5 weeks ago:
And they just love to add unnecessary U’s to everything while they sip their tea with their fucking pinkies up.
- Comment on What do you think the solution to selling progressive politics to young men is ? 5 weeks ago:
Quit trying to make young white men feel guilty for existing. I come from poor white trash. As near as I can tell, my family never benefitted from slavery in any possible way. So fuck you. I dont feel bad about something I didn’t do, no one in my family did, and we aint gonna pay for it.
- Comment on I'm gonna mute this one 5 weeks ago:
An angle grinder would make short work of those “arm rests.”
- Comment on What's the #1 most butthurt response you've had on here? 1 month ago:
I see lemmy inherited some of the pathetic and lame jannie ideals from reddit.
- Comment on Is it weird I sleep with an old blanket I've had since I was a young girl? 1 month ago:
Sure it will! Pillows incinerate just fine. If the crematorium has some dumbasses rule prohibiting pillows, just have somebody burn it themselves and mix it with your ashes.
- Comment on ‘King of the Hill’ Revival First Details: Hank and Peggy Are Retired, Bobby’s a Dallas Chef, Dale Was Briefly Arlen’s Mayor and More 1 month ago:
Yep! I just discovered it a couple days ago myself. You gotta see it.
- Comment on ‘King of the Hill’ Revival First Details: Hank and Peggy Are Retired, Bobby’s a Dallas Chef, Dale Was Briefly Arlen’s Mayor and More 1 month ago:
Have you seen beavis and butthead do the universe? Fucking amazing lol.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
It actually increasing on popularity. I’m doing my part to propagate the correct usage of course.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
We say cunt too.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
With her cock?
- Comment on who are you? 2 months ago:
Expiration dates have a lot of leeway.
- Comment on Not difficult to understand 2 months ago:
I give 'em the old “caring for a sick or dying family member.” Look sad that they brought it up. That usually shuts them up.
- Comment on Not difficult to understand 2 months ago:
Did you win the argument?
- Comment on Players Have Too Many Options to Spend $80 on a Video Game 2 months ago:
I did take a pretty circuitous route… Kept getting distracted.
- Comment on Players Have Too Many Options to Spend $80 on a Video Game 2 months ago:
Finish? It took me 80 hours to find my fucking dog.
- Comment on Players Have Too Many Options to Spend $80 on a Video Game 2 months ago:
KCD2 Is pretty damn amazing.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 2 months ago:
Username checks out. I do pity you.