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Mine's a Juicer

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨other_cat@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    The apartment I bought had cabinets with fake, decorative drawers on them. Except it turned out that one of those drawers wasn’t decorative. It was just stuck.

    Inside there was a full set of silverware (as in literal silver) from the 60’s complete with the original receipt. It’s work thousands of dollars. I guess whoever lived there before me was in no condition to pack and the people who packed didn’t know about the silver…

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Gonna pull extra hard on my fake drawers tonight.

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    • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Psh when I open random stuck drawers all I find is jars of teeth

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      • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Do you have any idea what jars of teeth go for these days???

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    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Bro eating good tonight

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Expert mode is the tongs that were locked closed when they went into the drawer, and have now expanded 3x the size they should be

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    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      That’s the entire reason I use a wine bucket to house big utensils. I used a wide thin grill spatula and all of my patience opening that drawer.

      The bucket is slightly bigger around and slightly taller than a cookie jar. It works great.

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      • halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        We use a combination of a tall vase for the big top heavy stuff and an old Jaegermeister ice bucket that came free with something decades ago. Nestled within each other. Holds all of the bigger cooking utensils like spatulas, spoons, tongs, etc.

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      • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        It used to work great in the old days. Now every utensil needs to have a bulky handle, and I’ve accumulated too many, so there’s just no room in that bucket

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    • smokebuddy@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      use another set of tongs to squeeze them shut while pulling

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      • 8Bitz0@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Look at money man over here. Showing off his two tongs.

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  • humblebun@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Why is it, when something stucks, it is always you three?

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    • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Ty be fair, sometimes it’s the upside-down spatula.

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    • ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I’ve been wondering the same thing profesor.

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  • problematicPanther@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    you’d think i’d have learned by now not to put my potato masher in the drawer. but you’d be wrong if you thought that.

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      That’s uncanny. I thought I was the only one misplacing my German stick grenades like that.

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      • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Please refer to them by their proper german name stikkenboomens.

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      • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Dang I can’t under that now. Its like the FedEx arrow.

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Don’t forget the tongs that’s missing the lock thing and somehow ends up standing up wide open.

    I threw an entire draw of utensils across the room because of one of those fuckers.

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      don’t do that. dm me but don’t do that

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  • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Mine is pineapple corer and unnecessarily large can opener

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  • zarlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Bless Anoia

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    • Incandemon@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      rattle rattle

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  • frickineh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    One of ours gets stuck on the 3 different sets of measuring cups. Why do we have 3 full sets? No one knows!

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    • Godnroc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Because eventually you’ll break it lose one of the cups and then have 3 incomplete sets that will hopefully provide a full set between them.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Because having one means you have to wash that pile of dishes at the bottom of the sink.

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Ineffective ass potato masher.

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      What would you recommend for mashing ass-potatoes?

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      • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        For ass potatoes you need a ricer.

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      • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        The professionals use a potato ricer. Very fast, no lumps, and no risk of accidently making a glue, but you have to buy a potato rice, and change is scary.

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      • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        I know I wouldn’t recommend one of those electric hand mixers, like the one that just has a tiny blade it spins fast (the ones that spin two “interlocking” things might do decently). The potatoes are too thick and the blades just end up pushing the potatoes away and spinning uselessly. I’d take the one pictured over that kind.

        And tbh, I like that style because you can still get good smooth mashed potatoes and the masher is easier to clean vs the grid style ones. Though for either of them, the trick is to dip it into the dish water and shake it around (clear out fragile stuff first obviously).

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      • PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Have you heard about our Lord and Savior the poop knife?

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      • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Hand mixer, like a true redneck

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    • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      A ricer is the ‘Yes chef’ way to do it, but I use this exact masher, when I do it I get lumpy mashed potatoes, but for whatever reason why my 10yr uses it they are silky smooth.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I don’t think “audio off” was ever a reason.

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  • ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    And how else would you suggest we pay tribute to Anoia?

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    • DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Anoia is on Mastodon.

      Rattle those drawers and praise her.

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      PRAISE ANOIA!

      Oh merciful Anoia, guard our kitchens and protect our drawers!

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  • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Forgot the upside down spatula.

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  • putitoutwithyourbootsted@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    A fuckin set of tongs that has some latching mechanism that doesn’t work so they stay permanently agape.

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  • bratorange@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    If it wasn’t so true

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  • fossphi@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    This really grates my cheese

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  • kamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I simply don’t put these in a drawer.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    it got in it can get out

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Mine is a collection of antique dental instruments.

    I won’t tell you why, but I will say that it puts the lotion on its skin.

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  • AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    For me it’s usually letting anyone else put dishes away. Before that, the ¼, ½, ⅓, and 1 cup measure set but I fixed it by putting them upside down.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    C’mon man. You forgot half a dozen mismatched batteries, some tongs, and 3 different bottle openers for some reason.

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  • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    This post has made me ask, why don’t we just put this shit in a different place?

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    • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Kitchen is to small

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  • a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    a knife once got stuck in out kitchen drawer.

    after an hour of trying to get that drawer open with an arsenal of tools we surrendered and smashed a hole in the drawer from below.

    The new ceramic knifes which caused the incident were collateral damage.

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    • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Oh man, that’s why that drawer was so spiteful - it took its revenge out on my mother-in-law. Apparently it reincarnated as a bathroom drawer and schemed with the cat to close the bathroom door and open the drawer right next to it

      I tried to help but it was too tight to even snake a wire hanger through. I ended up smashing a hole in the bathroom door

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      • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Doors can be replaced, dignity cannot.

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  • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THE POTATO MASHA!

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    That fucking potato masher. My fiancee uses one of these. Just use the damned egg beaters! The machine packs away easy and the mashed potatoes are super light and fluffy.

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    • fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I’m not sure what kind of eggbeaters would survive smashing potatoes, but I’ll live in fear of them from now on.

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  • abcdqfr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Burger patty press still in the cardboard

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  • SurfinBird@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    What is the purpose of the squiggly one?

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Mashing potatoes

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      • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        The hard way. Use the egg beaters (aka hand mixer) instead.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Human agony and self torture

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      • swab148@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        CPT

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    • JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Potato masher

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      • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Not just A potato masher, its THE potato masher. If you dont have that thick af metal wire one you have an inferior potato masher.

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    The spatula is a classic one

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  • the_artic_one@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    You could just buy a utensil crock and never have to worry about it again.

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  • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I have this one drawer that always hits something

    • potato masher
    • large pizza cutter
    • basting brush with an annoying hook on the side
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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      For me it’s tongs.

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  • OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    😤😂

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