roguetrick
@roguetrick@lemmy.world
- Comment on Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk 2 hours ago:
Price of drinks have very little relation to the price of alcohol.
- Comment on Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk 2 hours ago:
Hey man, over half of that vodka is water anyway, so it’s all just a glass of water with some bitters.
- Comment on hot dog 5 days ago:
Listen bud, English might’ve lost it’s way but we’ve still got Indo-European roots, so even rocks need genders.
- Comment on bugs 1 week ago:
Same root though. In Dutch it wasn’t differentiated until recently so the same word has vastly different meanings between Afrikaans and Dutch. en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/gifte#Middle_Low_German
- Comment on bugs 1 week ago:
Nobody would eat hops you big dumb bitch.
- Comment on Anon shares their highschool mascot 1 week ago:
They’re usually done as private parties with invites required and off campus. That way you can’t sue the school.
- Comment on Zero to hero 1 week ago:
Only if you’re able to define things that don’t exist by infinities.
- Comment on Brassica 1 week ago:
The nightshades are at least different species. Their vascular system and general physiology is similar enough that your can graft a potato, tomato, nightshade, and tobacco plant together for a full meal and after dinner smoke, but they can’t breed. Cabbage and broccoli can and will cross pollinate.
- Comment on Zero to hero 1 week ago:
There’s a limit to the number of things unless you’re counting spatial positioning as a characteristic of things and there is not a limit to that.
- Comment on Boring ass planet 1 week ago:
Respiratory therapists only think about one thing and it’s disgusting.
- Comment on Helldivers 2 Players Express Frustration On Steam As It Will Soon Require A PSN Account 1 week ago:
Shit, they were both oppressed forever. The byzantines for the Balkans and the northern crusade against the Baltics come to mind.
- Comment on Helldivers 2 Players Express Frustration On Steam As It Will Soon Require A PSN Account 1 week ago:
The baltics and the balkans never get a break.
- Comment on evangelism 2 weeks ago:
They created an equation where AI equals zero.
- Comment on BOOTY 2 weeks ago:
Adding those donkey balls to the cake nebula was going a little overboard.
- Comment on bicurious 2 weeks ago:
I wouldn’t even call it radioactive. It’s more like radiolistless. It’s unstable but managing.
- Comment on I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night 3 weeks ago:
Wanna make a bathroom with stairs leading into it the most likely place for your eventual death? Add a torsion spring to the interior.
- Comment on Terrible things are going down - The Oatmeal 3 weeks ago:
The shit winds are blowing Randy.
- Comment on Can I Put it in my Ass? 3 weeks ago:
Gamma emitters are the one thing you really don’t want in your dildo.
- Comment on Can I Put it in my Ass? 3 weeks ago:
Brrrraaaappp
- Comment on Can I lick it? 3 weeks ago:
I’d sooner lick plutonium than mercury.
- Comment on banaynay 3 weeks ago:
I think the chicken came before new Zealand in this scenario. The Polynesian word for chicken is moa and they had chickens before the maori were hunting the big chickens.
- Comment on The Eurobean Mind Cannot Comprehend 4 weeks ago:
Continents are inherently arbitrary and have always been so. We divide north and south America by an impenetrable jungle that even drug smugglers cross by boat. Similarly, for the last few hundred years Europe doesn’t think that they can get past the Turks.
- Comment on What animal could you take in a fight? 1 month ago:
I murdered a bat by grabbing him with my toes and throwing him across the room while I was half asleep. I thought he was a sock.
- Comment on What animal could you take in a fight? 1 month ago:
Yeah horse messengers were only really a thing when you could change horses at stations. That’s the whole point of the marathon. It’s based on the history of a foot messenger (at a time when we very much had domesticated horses).
- Comment on legs to die for 1 month ago:
I got stung/bit by one of those little bastards once in the shower. Usually they don’t bother humans and their mouth singers can’t really go deep enough, but I guess this one got motivated once he started drowning and crawled up my leg.
- Comment on What animal could you take in a fight? 1 month ago:
Some pre human carnivorous hominids had diets dependent on hippo fat and how easy it is to store. Hunting hippos with stone tools and pre true language is some serious shit
- Comment on Round 2 🚢 1 month ago:
Sure, but you can do that on a yacht just as effectively and get a sun tan while you’re at it.
- Comment on Round 2 🚢 1 month ago:
It can be submerged but it can’t cruise on batteries for 4 weeks. It’ll have to put it’s snorkel up.
- Comment on Round 2 🚢 1 month ago:
Unless it’s a nuke sub that lets your rich ass just disappear under the water I don’t see the point. Cruising around under the surface with a snorkel up on diesel engines just seems like a straight downgrade. Why even go out of your bunker.
- Comment on They lied to us 1 month ago:
They eat some fancy bread in Vienna I guess.