roguetrick
@roguetrick@lemmy.world
- Comment on Prices are out of control 5 hours ago:
jagermeister 70 proof or 35 percent abv. Commonly thought of as a knock you out liquor but actually pretty modest.
- Comment on Prices are out of control 17 hours ago:
That stuff is so cloyingly sweet you’d have to mix it with water to approach something drinkable. A true alcoholic would have a handle of dewars white.
- Comment on Must secure the castle 2 days ago:
I don’t even find it particularly threatening if they’re pounding on the door because I’m liable to ignore them. When they open it and enter the threshold though, that’s a problem.
- Comment on Mouse 2 days ago:
This shitty anime’s got that beat: Kuma Kuma Kuma bear
- Comment on Night shift ER visitors 3 days ago:
Well what do you expect them to stick things up their ass during the workday? Well yeah I guess you do.
- Comment on Mouse 3 days ago:
- Comment on CATS 1 week ago:
What other types of cats would swarm sluggo?
- Comment on Babe 2 weeks ago:
First to need to boil off the alcohol.
- Comment on can't stop won't stop 2 weeks ago:
It’s always used as a specific fact for horseshoe crabs but hemocyanin is very common in the hemolymph/circulatory systems of mollusks and anthropods. Most regular crabs, squid and octopus, clams, spiders. They just don’t make good blood farms like horseshoe crabs do and don’t have Limulus Amebocyte Lysate.
- Comment on Anon needs medical attention 2 weeks ago:
Called an ambulance for a first degree burn lol.
- Comment on Aussie Fauna 2 weeks ago:
Blue ringed octopus it’s just using TTX though, it’s not like they developed that toxin through evolution. I’m not impressed.
- Comment on It's a fun new game 3 weeks ago:
Dear Sir/Madam,
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME! 123 Carrendon Road Looking forward to hearing from you.
All the best, Maurice Moss
- Comment on Middle-Aged Man Trading Cards Go Viral in Rural Japan Town 4 weeks ago:
I was reincarnated in another world as an ojisan summoner.
- Comment on Release the kraken 4 weeks ago:
Sure but shoggoths have a lot more eyes.
- Comment on Hello, ladies! 4 weeks ago:
Dude actually looks like he could pull off booty shorts if he tried.
- Comment on Say when 4 weeks ago:
Everything’s in soft focus with smooth jazz playing the the background as the grinder keeps grinding.
- Comment on We are so cooked 5 weeks ago:
The running thought is these non-native European honeybees couldn’t find forage at the right times due to climate change and these massive commercial hives died.
- Comment on Horses ARE Forever 5 weeks ago:
Can you milk your car while breeding a new one?
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 5 weeks ago:
In the 00s I can see you saying angry but upbeat. In the 90s though?
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 5 weeks ago:
Green Day was peak sad and horny before dookie.
- Comment on Calm your tits 5 weeks ago:
Just because I have COPD doesn’t mean I won’t shit on your floor.
- Comment on RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE 5 weeks ago:
Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!
- Comment on happens every single time 5 weeks ago:
I ain’t leaving my stethoscope around for you shitbirds to play with. I don’t even let my coworkers use it
- Comment on Katherine Heigl Reflects on 'Grey's Anatomy' Ghost Sex Scene: "I Will Be So Embarrassed" if My Kids Watch It 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Organic Maps migrates to Forgejo due to GitHub account blocked by Microsoft. 5 weeks ago:
Self hosting your code repository in a federated manner seems to defeat the original point. I don’t program or use git though so maybe I’m missing something. Obviously you could use a local version manager but I figured the vulnerabilities in that are what allowed thev centralized model to flourish in the first place.
- Comment on Film academy apologizes for not naming 'No Other Land' co-director in response to attack on him 5 weeks ago:
Independent is burying it pretty far down too. Would be easy enough to characterize what this violent attack was in two words in the lede.
- Comment on Organic Maps migrates to Forgejo due to GitHub account blocked by Microsoft. 5 weeks ago:
Rihards Olups @richlv
Contributors in sanctioned regions is concerning, though. Would be great to do a transparent post-mortem.
Tariq @rzeta0
maybe we should do post-mortems for contributors from the USA?
El oh el.
- Comment on Skill issue 5 weeks ago:
I’m not a misogynist but anybody who consistently scores top on a public server pretty much is a pubstomper asshole by definition. And I have certainly been that.
- Comment on Get cancer screening guys 5 weeks ago:
Hey you should get HIV too so then if they have to nuke your bone marrow and then replace it with someone else’s you can get cured and and up in the news.
- Comment on Get cancer screening guys 5 weeks ago:
Since this is a shitpost, was it butt cancer?
