Muscle Chart

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• Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Y’all ever look at your phone too long and then your fuckwaffle hurts for three days?

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  • illectrility@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You mean the absolute fuckwaffel, I presume. The fuckwaffel is located near the heart and makes you feel like something’s wrong with your heart every other day

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That lowest circle, I get that if I sit on a couch too long playing video games or watching football. I injure myself by sitting on a couch.

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  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Me too. Train yourself to keep your shoulders back and down. While you’re doing that point your chin forward and then bring it back into your neck keeping your head straight. If you look like an idiot doing the chicken walk, you’re probably doing it right.

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  • huf@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, playing games. You sit on the couch, and if you don’t stretch regularly, there’s no knowing what shape you might be when you stand up.”

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• pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But what would the rotator cuff be called?

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Torn.

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  • mosiacmango@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Ouch.”

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  • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, it’s 4 muscles. Acronym: SITS.

    You’ll have to come up with a group of 4 assholes.

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So it’s not just me? Sometimes my body decides that I must keep my face pointed down and to the side, and these muscles are the enforcers.

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve got a thing right now between my traitor and jackass, but can’t quite get it to pop.

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• waffle@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m sorry what the hell did you call me??

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• shreddingitlater@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where’s Sadam Hussein though

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whose muscles do you think those are

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  • Nakoichi@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    lmao I was gonna make a similar comment.

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• Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I exhaled too hard this morning and now have a sharp stabbing pain in my absolute fuckwaffle. Getting old sucks.

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• GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Muscles hurt when they don’t get used. Strength exercise fixes this, although you will replace it with some level of soreness instead.

  Still, it’s worth it

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• propter_hog@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My fuckwaffle hurts right now, actually

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• Illecors@lemmy.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve had the pleasure of being reminded about this asshole a couple of months ago.

  Can’t wait for the next time! 🤢

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• Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My this-asshole is sore from sleeping too intensely. Usually it’s my fuckwaffle so that’s nice for a change.

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