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- Comment on master manipulators 9 hours ago:
eeeeh, it can go the other way. i dont think i would’ve ever had mice in this flat without the cat. but she likes to catch mice, bring them inside totally unharmed and let them go. and then watch them. chase them. sit on top of them. she doesnt eat them because i guess she never had to eat them.
and then i end up catching the mouse since i dont want it loose in the flat at night, and i dont want to find a rotting mouse corpse 2 weeks later (this has happened at least twice).
- Comment on Who stole all the pies? Michelin-starred chef 'gutted' at theft of 2,500 pies. 2 weeks ago:
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE PREVIOUS PASTRY-TYPE THEFT! OH THE HUMANITY!
- Comment on The casual moviegoer is a thing of the past. That's a big problem for Hollywood 2 weeks ago:
also, 2.5 hr movies became normal. fuck that noise. if it’s that long, i’m gonna need a piss break, especially if i’m drinking something.
i’m just gonna watch it at home
- Comment on Muscle Chart 2 weeks ago:
“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, playing games. You sit on the couch, and if you don’t stretch regularly, there’s no knowing what shape you might be when you stand up.”
- Comment on the council 3 weeks ago:
look at those tiny pupils! these headfoots are high as fuck
- Comment on BACK IT UP 3 weeks ago:
i think he’s referring to the butthole sunners
- Comment on KING COLEOPTERA 5 weeks ago:
as seen in terry pratchett’s last continent (i think that’s the one with the god of evolution)
- Comment on Red Sun in the Sky 5 weeks ago:
what are you on about, there aint no bourgeoisie on the sun…
- Comment on NHS must reform or die, PM warns, after critical report 3 months ago:
so, uh. it must die or die? that’s the choice?
- Comment on Burning Up 3 months ago:
yes, that part is for cooking
- Comment on Burning Up 3 months ago:
i assure you, we who grew up with celsius absolutely know the dire difference between 38 and 43. 38 is death, 43 is the crimson realms where even souls wither.
all this “which one is better for x” is nonsense, you develop a feel for whichever you grew up with. it’s just that the math is less stupid with metric. that’s all.
- Comment on My Empire of Podsols 4 months ago:
it happens like that sometimes. see also jimi’s all along the watchtower.
- Comment on Toddler teeth 4 months ago:
bones are supposed to be wrapped in meat and skin. not poking through! that’s normally the sign of a terrible injury.
- Comment on Can whales eat humans? 4 months ago:
no, it’s illegal to eat humans.
- Comment on Geography 101 4 months ago:
trolling is a art
- Comment on Why Britain is the world’s worst on homelessness 5 months ago:
lol
- Comment on Why Britain is the world’s worst on homelessness 5 months ago:
only if you let them. why does the government have to allow capital flight in the first place?
- Comment on Why Britain is the world’s worst on homelessness 5 months ago:
neither of those are gonna happen, so it doesnt matter
- Comment on Why Britain is the world’s worst on homelessness 5 months ago:
These are private companies and the government has little control over them.
lol, they have an army, just send it in and nationalize the shit out of them. the government has as much control as it wants to have.
- Comment on Highlander reboot, starring Henry Cavill in the lead role, the movie is set to start filming in early 2025. 5 months ago:
i’m so glad someone finally managed to come up with a new fantasy story idea instead of yet another remake or reboot
- Comment on Domestication 5 months ago:
www.youtube.com/shorts/_NHTDOzGwnA
no, she’s bang on the money.
- Comment on The Pack 6 months ago:
this is meaningless since we dont know how often they try and how often they succeed. it’s the monthly moose ration that matters, not how much they can eat from a single kill.
- Comment on Cannabis 6 months ago:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brassica_oleracea
your point?
- Comment on Cursed Milk 7 months ago:
it’s the logical extension of trying to put the circle block into the square hole as a baby :D
- Comment on Cursed Milk 7 months ago:
i used to do this as a kid. plop one of these en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effervescent_tablet (but with fruit flavoring and sugar) in a glass of water, let it fizz a bit, then pour a bit of milk on top. the milk would instantly curdle and stay on top in a layer. it tasted bad. curdled milk with sugar and artificial lemon flavoring. i usually just poured it out after confirming that it still tastes bad.
i have no idea why i did this, it just looked fun.
- Comment on Kevin Costner on physical media: "DVD is not dead" 7 months ago:
neither are you, kevin. but nobody cares about you or dvds. you have two things in common.
- Comment on Rules for Life 7 months ago:
they have an odd concept of a fair right though. the cat has teet and claws and can teleport. but if i use a thick towel to wrap the cat, i’m not being fair?!
- Comment on Lightning bugs 7 months ago:
i guess there was no money for the special-effects firefly in europe…
- Comment on Lightning bugs 7 months ago:
the ones in american media tend to fly while glowing, no? i’ve only ever seen the quietly sit on a leaf and flash in patterns type.
- Comment on fight the power 7 months ago:
similar? i’ve never been dive bombed by corvids ever and they’re everywhere in this city :)