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- Comment on Polar bears 1 day ago:
the grizzly is telling him “Ah, Jesus. I wish you could see this. Light’s coming up. I’ve never seen a painting that captures the beauty of the ocean at a moment like this. I’m gonna make you rich, Bud Fox. Yeah. Rich enough, you can afford a girl like Darien. This is your wake-up call, pal. Go to work.”
- Comment on ‘It feels empty’: is Hollywood film and TV production in a death spiral? 1 week ago:
like fucking clockwork. thing is shit in the west? it’s CHINA’s fault!
- Comment on Dolphins Communicate with ‘Fountains of Pee’ 2 weeks ago:
smell is the first sense, pretty much. single-celled organisms already have it.
of course, in some ways, it’s not as easy as for example vision. you need 3 different kinds of photoreceptors to see pretty much all that there is to see, but you need god knows how many chemical receptors in your nose (or all over your cell wall in the case of bacteria or the like) to sense all the interesting stuff floating around.
- Comment on brap brap brap 2 weeks ago:
langoliers? here?
- Comment on What is an example of an adaptation of a book where the TV series was better? 2 weeks ago:
IIRC lemonade joe the movie was better than the book
- Comment on Dark chocolate Toblerone to be discontinued in UK due to ‘changing tastes’ 2 weeks ago:
Erosion
- Comment on ‘Snow White’ Banned in Lebanon Due to Gal Gadot Being on Country’s ‘Israel Boycott List’ 3 weeks ago:
first they came for the disney remakes starring war criminals or whatever, and there was no one left to speak
- Comment on ‘Snow White’ Banned in Lebanon Due to Gal Gadot Being on Country’s ‘Israel Boycott List’ 3 weeks ago:
it’s a remake of gal gadot and it has disney in it, it’s absolutely the best idea to ban it
- Comment on Pens in Space 3 weeks ago:
back in my day, astronauts could write in cursive!
- Comment on Original 'Star Wars' Cut Will Be Shown at a Theater for First Time in Decades 3 weeks ago:
one time, my sister told me we should watch the unaltered star wars trilogy. through the magic of two hungarians who speak very good english, i managed to hear that “unaltered” as “anal turd”
i was somewhat puzzled f or a bit there, i gotta admit
- Comment on Tigers 🐅 🐯 3 weeks ago:
Mammals can’t do green. They can do orange easy
- Comment on kawaiiiiiii 4 weeks ago:
i would just like to mention that the physics of the universe in LOTR are obviously very different, since you can sometimes see stars during the day, if you’re in a deep valley
- Comment on kawaiiiiiii 4 weeks ago:
the world was flat until numenor made war on the undying lands. at that point, numenor sank and the world was made round and the undying lands were placed somehow outside them, so that elves could still sail west along the straight way and get there, but everyone else just sailed west around the globe.
later, tolkien changed his mind about a lot of this and played with it, trying to turn it into an always roundworld (scientifically accurate myth was his goal at this point) but couldnt really figure out how it’d work and he was old and then he died
- Comment on kawaiiiiiii 4 weeks ago:
no, that’s not why. it’s because elves can just see better. it’s the same reason they can walk on top of snow. they are slightly outside the laws that apply to ordinary humans. even aragorn is a hair over the line.
- Comment on Make gravity your bitch 4 weeks ago:
turned to steel in a great magnetic field
- Comment on Ex-Meta exec tells Senate Zuck dangled US citizen data in bid to enter China 4 weeks ago:
lol he’s not a traitor, he didnt betray capital
- Comment on PUT. HIM. BACK. 4 weeks ago:
lenin was a mushroom, so this checks out
- Comment on A Minecraft Movie sequel discussions are already happening 4 weeks ago:
I AM SO READY FOR A WORLD WITH A MINECRAFT CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
- Comment on ain't your buddy, pal! 4 weeks ago:
they dont, they just have another whiskey and ponder who shot JR
- Comment on Could the theater mayhem be a stunt to get people to watch the Minecraft Movie? 4 weeks ago:
gamer children being weird? huh.
- Comment on Could the theater mayhem be a stunt to get people to watch the Minecraft Movie? 4 weeks ago:
or maybe children are young
- Comment on peak fitness 5 weeks ago:
pff, that’s nothing. how many have they caused?
cos we’ve been around only a few million years and we’ve already caused one
- Comment on "reading" 3 months ago:
that’s how i know it’s time to go to bed
- Comment on Bloodletting recommended for Jersey residents after PFAS contamination 3 months ago:
WE ARE SO BACK
- Comment on James Mangold's Star Wars Movie Will Not Be 'Handcuffed By Lore' 3 months ago:
yeah, it’s dzsedi in the hungarian original
- Comment on master manipulators 4 months ago:
eeeeh, it can go the other way. i dont think i would’ve ever had mice in this flat without the cat. but she likes to catch mice, bring them inside totally unharmed and let them go. and then watch them. chase them. sit on top of them. she doesnt eat them because i guess she never had to eat them.
and then i end up catching the mouse since i dont want it loose in the flat at night, and i dont want to find a rotting mouse corpse 2 weeks later (this has happened at least twice).
- Comment on Who stole all the pies? Michelin-starred chef 'gutted' at theft of 2,500 pies. 5 months ago:
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE PREVIOUS PASTRY-TYPE THEFT! OH THE HUMANITY!
- Comment on The casual moviegoer is a thing of the past. That's a big problem for Hollywood 5 months ago:
also, 2.5 hr movies became normal. fuck that noise. if it’s that long, i’m gonna need a piss break, especially if i’m drinking something.
i’m just gonna watch it at home
- Comment on Muscle Chart 5 months ago:
“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, playing games. You sit on the couch, and if you don’t stretch regularly, there’s no knowing what shape you might be when you stand up.”
- Comment on the council 5 months ago:
look at those tiny pupils! these headfoots are high as fuck
