huf
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- Comment on ‘Snow White’ Banned in Lebanon Due to Gal Gadot Being on Country’s ‘Israel Boycott List’ 1 day ago:
first they came for the disney remakes starring war criminals or whatever, and there was no one left to speak
- Comment on ‘Snow White’ Banned in Lebanon Due to Gal Gadot Being on Country’s ‘Israel Boycott List’ 2 days ago:
it’s a remake of gal gadot and it has disney in it, it’s absolutely the best idea to ban it
- Comment on Pens in Space 3 days ago:
back in my day, astronauts could write in cursive!
- Comment on Original 'Star Wars' Cut Will Be Shown at a Theater for First Time in Decades 4 days ago:
one time, my sister told me we should watch the unaltered star wars trilogy. through the magic of two hungarians who speak very good english, i managed to hear that “unaltered” as “anal turd”
i was somewhat puzzled f or a bit there, i gotta admit
- Comment on Tigers 🐅 🐯 6 days ago:
Mammals can’t do green. They can do orange easy
- Comment on kawaiiiiiii 6 days ago:
i would just like to mention that the physics of the universe in LOTR are obviously very different, since you can sometimes see stars during the day, if you’re in a deep valley
- Comment on kawaiiiiiii 6 days ago:
the world was flat until numenor made war on the undying lands. at that point, numenor sank and the world was made round and the undying lands were placed somehow outside them, so that elves could still sail west along the straight way and get there, but everyone else just sailed west around the globe.
later, tolkien changed his mind about a lot of this and played with it, trying to turn it into an always roundworld (scientifically accurate myth was his goal at this point) but couldnt really figure out how it’d work and he was old and then he died
- Comment on kawaiiiiiii 6 days ago:
no, that’s not why. it’s because elves can just see better. it’s the same reason they can walk on top of snow. they are slightly outside the laws that apply to ordinary humans. even aragorn is a hair over the line.
- Comment on Make gravity your bitch 6 days ago:
turned to steel in a great magnetic field
- Comment on Ex-Meta exec tells Senate Zuck dangled US citizen data in bid to enter China 6 days ago:
lol he’s not a traitor, he didnt betray capital
- Comment on PUT. HIM. BACK. 1 week ago:
lenin was a mushroom, so this checks out
- Comment on A Minecraft Movie sequel discussions are already happening 1 week ago:
I AM SO READY FOR A WORLD WITH A MINECRAFT CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
- Comment on ain't your buddy, pal! 1 week ago:
they dont, they just have another whiskey and ponder who shot JR
- Comment on Could the theater mayhem be a stunt to get people to watch the Minecraft Movie? 1 week ago:
gamer children being weird? huh.
- Comment on Could the theater mayhem be a stunt to get people to watch the Minecraft Movie? 1 week ago:
or maybe children are young
- Comment on peak fitness 2 weeks ago:
pff, that’s nothing. how many have they caused?
cos we’ve been around only a few million years and we’ve already caused one
- Comment on "reading" 2 months ago:
that’s how i know it’s time to go to bed
- Comment on Bloodletting recommended for Jersey residents after PFAS contamination 2 months ago:
WE ARE SO BACK
- Comment on James Mangold's Star Wars Movie Will Not Be 'Handcuffed By Lore' 3 months ago:
yeah, it’s dzsedi in the hungarian original
- Comment on master manipulators 3 months ago:
eeeeh, it can go the other way. i dont think i would’ve ever had mice in this flat without the cat. but she likes to catch mice, bring them inside totally unharmed and let them go. and then watch them. chase them. sit on top of them. she doesnt eat them because i guess she never had to eat them.
and then i end up catching the mouse since i dont want it loose in the flat at night, and i dont want to find a rotting mouse corpse 2 weeks later (this has happened at least twice).
- Comment on Who stole all the pies? Michelin-starred chef 'gutted' at theft of 2,500 pies. 4 months ago:
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE PREVIOUS PASTRY-TYPE THEFT! OH THE HUMANITY!
- Comment on The casual moviegoer is a thing of the past. That's a big problem for Hollywood 4 months ago:
also, 2.5 hr movies became normal. fuck that noise. if it’s that long, i’m gonna need a piss break, especially if i’m drinking something.
i’m just gonna watch it at home
- Comment on Muscle Chart 4 months ago:
“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, playing games. You sit on the couch, and if you don’t stretch regularly, there’s no knowing what shape you might be when you stand up.”
- Comment on the council 4 months ago:
look at those tiny pupils! these headfoots are high as fuck
- Comment on BACK IT UP 4 months ago:
i think he’s referring to the butthole sunners
- Comment on KING COLEOPTERA 5 months ago:
as seen in terry pratchett’s last continent (i think that’s the one with the god of evolution)
- Comment on Red Sun in the Sky 5 months ago:
what are you on about, there aint no bourgeoisie on the sun…
- Comment on NHS must reform or die, PM warns, after critical report 7 months ago:
so, uh. it must die or die? that’s the choice?
- Comment on Burning Up 7 months ago:
yes, that part is for cooking
- Comment on Burning Up 7 months ago:
i assure you, we who grew up with celsius absolutely know the dire difference between 38 and 43. 38 is death, 43 is the crimson realms where even souls wither.
all this “which one is better for x” is nonsense, you develop a feel for whichever you grew up with. it’s just that the math is less stupid with metric. that’s all.
