huf

@huf@hexbear.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh cool⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mao. Why do you think the East is Red?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah but i think originally at least they used sheep as lawnmowers, so at least it didnt go entirely to waste

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨be gay, do crimes (in space)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah but are you super rich?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨be gay, do crimes (in space)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  sure it is, if they add bezos and katy perry or whatever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The privately-educated elite still dominate the UK's most powerful roles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the country that still has a king has deeply entrenched old hierarchies? i would not have expected this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More than 150 lawyers and refugee NGOs report being ‘pressured into silence’ by far-right protesters⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  because terrorism has no meaning beyond “my government hates these people” and your government thinks home-grown fascists are SUPER.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keir Starmer in crisis as Labour drops to 16% in devastating new poll⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah, why is he in crisis? this is what he worked for. tirelessly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mood⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  hah, thanks for that memory

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The correct way⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  same-picture

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Polls be damned, Labour have tripled down on Starmerism⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  so when and where was this magic period of liberalism where it supported all those good things?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The girl is just batty.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  this is some “this is my hole, it was made for me” shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say hello to Bary⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The friends of Wigner will turn it into a black hole eventually

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's hear it, little lemmings.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  both, i think

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  people who fish have also always known that whales are fish. not sure about the welsh though, that seems iffy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mosquitos 🦟⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  she has to carry those eggs to term and all the male mosquitoes are deadbeat dads

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  the princess will be spunky and do adventures! she’ll think it’s silly how men get to wear pants, when it’s so much easier to jump between buildings in pants. y’know, standard feminist stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  title of the next brandon sanderson series. it will have a princess in it, and a 5 year old’s idea of progressive gender roles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which way?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  shoes and stuff. but maybe festering ingrown toenails just killed a certain percent of the population until modern times. how did prehistoric humans trim their toenails anyway? did they chew it off?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which way?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  i went to a surgeon with mine, he just cut stuff out. didnt even mention the existence of cauterization. so y’know, depends on the doctor you find.

  i suffered along for a while more until i found out about it. had to go to a private clinic and pay a lot of money for it, of course, but so far it seems to have worked. we’ll see. i’ll consider it fixed if i go a whole year without problems. i’m at 6ish months atm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which way?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  you can probably get away with having a strip cut out, as long as they cauterize the matrix. just cutting a strip out is useless, it’ll grow back exactly the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  hexbear-specter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  what are you talking about?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  the world is not enough, a pierce brosnan bond movie:
  “Posing as a Russian scientist Bond meets American nuclear physicist Dr. Christmas Jones cooperating with Russian armed forces in overseeing the dismantling of the site.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  hmmmm

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can any scientists confirm this important fact?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  this isnt entirely true. cats are terrible at taking direction but it is possible to direct them. i’ve done it when my cat brought a live mouse inside and we had to hunt it as a team to corral it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dik Piks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk’s AI bot adds a ridiculous anime companion with ‘NSFW’ mode⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  born a human, but now he’s a melon-musk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⚡️👇👇👇⚡️⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s just a new kind of biology

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⚡️👇👇👇⚡️⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  yes, but it’s extremely complicated and bulky. first, you have to have a naked ape. then that ape has to invent science and modern technology. then it has to build an electric grid, and then eventually this becomes possible…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why, just why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  this is stupid. give immigrants a billion pounds instead. then, they’ll stop being immigrants and instantly become expats, and anyway, billionaires are good for the economy and society. they’re job creators.