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- Comment on Caption this. 3 days ago:
New Fleshlight model?
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 3 days ago:
have you looked at the way dogs (especially male dogs) pick spots to pee on? i’ve always felt like i undertood. they were spots to pee on. it’s only reasonable to then pee on them.
i think there’s a bit of that mammalian nonsense working inside us, so we like picking something to piss on, or piss off of, or piss into, or whatever.
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 3 days ago:
we could at least have plenty of public toilets
- Comment on Rachel Reeves ‘plots tax raid on solicitors and GPs in crackdown on UK’s wealthy’ 6 days ago:
hmm, now why could that be…
- Comment on Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd 1 week ago:
or a soggy cup-shaped donut with coffee soaking through it
- Comment on Could building new train stations help get Britain back on track? 2 weeks ago:
no, it’ll be diesel or electricity
- Comment on Punch Time 2 weeks ago:
the good ones just invent entirely new jokes to replace the untranslatable ones.
- Comment on Punch Time 2 weeks ago:
a raw translation is a bad translation, this is trying to demonstrate translation without actually translating, using just one language, which is why it fails to demonstrate much of anything.
eg:
- original: ez egy vérgeci
- raw: this is a blood cum
- translation that carries the meaning: this person is thoroughly unpleasant and mean
- idiomatic translation: he’s a fucking asshole
- Comment on oh cool 4 weeks ago:
Mao. Why do you think the East is Red?
- Comment on NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE 5 weeks ago:
yeah but i think originally at least they used sheep as lawnmowers, so at least it didnt go entirely to waste
- Comment on be gay, do crimes (in space) 5 weeks ago:
yeah but are you super rich?
- Comment on be gay, do crimes (in space) 5 weeks ago:
sure it is, if they add bezos and katy perry or whatever
- Comment on The privately-educated elite still dominate the UK's most powerful roles 5 weeks ago:
the country that still has a king has deeply entrenched old hierarchies? i would not have expected this.
- Comment on More than 150 lawyers and refugee NGOs report being ‘pressured into silence’ by far-right protesters 5 weeks ago:
because terrorism has no meaning beyond “my government hates these people” and your government thinks home-grown fascists are SUPER.
- Comment on Keir Starmer in crisis as Labour drops to 16% in devastating new poll 5 weeks ago:
yeah, why is he in crisis? this is what he worked for. tirelessly.
- Comment on Mood 1 month ago:
hah, thanks for that memory
- Comment on The correct way 1 month ago:
- Comment on Polls be damned, Labour have tripled down on Starmerism 1 month ago:
so when and where was this magic period of liberalism where it supported all those good things?
- Comment on The girl is just batty. 1 month ago:
this is some “this is my hole, it was made for me” shit
- Comment on Say hello to Bary 1 month ago:
The friends of Wigner will turn it into a black hole eventually
- Comment on Let's hear it, little lemmings. 2 months ago:
both, i think
- Comment on 2 months ago:
people who fish have also always known that whales are fish. not sure about the welsh though, that seems iffy.
- Comment on Mosquitos 🦟 2 months ago:
she has to carry those eggs to term and all the male mosquitoes are deadbeat dads
- Comment on Help. 2 months ago:
the princess will be spunky and do adventures! she’ll think it’s silly how men get to wear pants, when it’s so much easier to jump between buildings in pants. y’know, standard feminist stuff.
- Comment on Help. 2 months ago:
title of the next brandon sanderson series. it will have a princess in it, and a 5 year old’s idea of progressive gender roles
- Comment on Which way? 2 months ago:
shoes and stuff. but maybe festering ingrown toenails just killed a certain percent of the population until modern times. how did prehistoric humans trim their toenails anyway? did they chew it off?
- Comment on Which way? 2 months ago:
i went to a surgeon with mine, he just cut stuff out. didnt even mention the existence of cauterization. so y’know, depends on the doctor you find.
i suffered along for a while more until i found out about it. had to go to a private clinic and pay a lot of money for it, of course, but so far it seems to have worked. we’ll see. i’ll consider it fixed if i go a whole year without problems. i’m at 6ish months atm.
- Comment on Which way? 2 months ago:
you can probably get away with having a strip cut out, as long as they cauterize the matrix. just cutting a strip out is useless, it’ll grow back exactly the same.
- Comment on Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start. 2 months ago:
- Comment on Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start. 2 months ago:
what are you talking about?
