Confused_Emus
@Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
You’re supposed to grow into the hand-me-downs, anyway.
- Comment on Can any scientists confirm this important fact? 1 week ago:
Time to get your steps in, human!
- Comment on bird based storage 1 week ago:
Time to update the video on hard drives no one wants.
- Comment on Smart option 2 weeks ago:
Wasn’t trying to argue any points. Just commenting on the shitiness of the situation.
- Comment on Smart option 2 weeks ago:
If this is a US restaurant, those prices still don’t include tax.
- Comment on electrostatic spider flight 2 weeks ago:
The most recent article in the post is about 4 years old. I definitely recall learning this a while ago.
- Comment on The boy ain't right 2 weeks ago:
It would still work with “through,” though?
- Comment on Gallium 2 weeks ago:
What else would a woman be doing in the C-suite?
(Huge /s)
- Comment on you miss all the shots you don't take 4 weeks ago:
Put the LLM instructions in the header or footer section, and set the text color to match the background.
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 4 weeks ago:
Being in the US, I’d order an uber before I call for an ambulance. Even with insurance I’m afraid to test that debt machine.
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 4 weeks ago:
For a minute, maybe. Foot goes back down when the cop’s out of view in the mirrors.
- Comment on Yellow from the egg! 4 weeks ago:
I was watching an episode of QI once, and one of the panelists was talking about a phrase in Greek that literally translates to, “There is trouble in the Gypsy village,” and is apparently used to indicate something like, “Who gives a shit?” Idioms are a very interesting part of language.
- Comment on Stung by customer losses, Comcast says all its new plans have unlimited data 5 weeks ago:
Oh, I wasn’t bitching at you or anything.
If you’re actually curious, the funky letters are the upper- and lowercase of the Old/Middle English letter Eth that represents the “th” sound.
Why anyone would use it today? Maybe they think it’s “quirky”?
- Comment on Stung by customer losses, Comcast says all its new plans have unlimited data 5 weeks ago:
To get you to engage with questions like that. Just ignore it.
- Comment on Too many non-working holidays in America. 1 month ago:
Shhh, don’t tell my company!
- Comment on What's the best way to respond to a family member who says the COVID vaccines are being used to depopulate? 1 month ago:
“I’ll pay for yours if it means you can’t reproduce.”
- Comment on Too many non-working holidays in America. 1 month ago:
I work nights from home, so I hardly ever need to take PTO. Kinda nice at the end of the year though when I typically take November and December off to burn the PTO I can’t carry over into the new year (limited to 40 hours).
- Comment on Driver stops in the middle of a cross ride, and starts using her phone. 1 month ago:
One of my top rules for driving - don’t be NICE, be PREDICTABLE!
- Comment on I'm gay and I dunno what it means 2 months ago:
Split ends and highlights?
- Comment on the young always think they have all the right answers but THIS eventually happens 2 months ago:
My father was a drunk who liked to beat the shit out of his wife in front of the kids. Now he’s wasting away with Alzheimer’s and I’m waiting for his funeral announcement so I can piss on his grave.
He was a know-nothing failure of a human being when I was a child, and he’s certainly no better today.
- Comment on Apartments and metros 2 months ago:
Much easier to fall off a balcony than through a window. Convenient feature in Russian culture.
- Comment on 7 for me 2 months ago:
Exactly the issue for me. Wearing anything in bed just feels like I’m getting tangled up in fabrics.
- Comment on To whom it may concern 3 months ago:
These are indeed paid on delivery.
- Comment on To whom it may concern 3 months ago:
I’m curious what they have to say to that!
- Comment on brap brap brap 3 months ago:
- Comment on passing through 3 months ago:
You didn’t do shit about the child rapists, Frankie. Turn that car around, you’re going the other way!
- Comment on kawaiiiiiii 3 months ago:
the curvature of Earth doesn’t exist for elves
Doesn’t it? Haven’t come across anything in Tolkien’s works that says this.
- Comment on pee was stored in the balls 4 months ago:
So very early in our development we’re just an asshole. Some people apparently never make it past this stage.
- Comment on You can only imagine what is going on in there 4 months ago:
I never get invited to the fun parties. 🥺
- Comment on You can only imagine what is going on in there 4 months ago:
Those tiled bathrooms have great acoustics for it.
