Confused_Emus
@Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Gallium 6 hours ago:
What else would a woman be doing in the C-suite?
(Huge /s)
- Comment on you miss all the shots you don't take 1 week ago:
Put the LLM instructions in the header or footer section, and set the text color to match the background.
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 1 week ago:
Being in the US, I’d order an uber before I call for an ambulance. Even with insurance I’m afraid to test that debt machine.
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 1 week ago:
For a minute, maybe. Foot goes back down when the cop’s out of view in the mirrors.
- Comment on Yellow from the egg! 1 week ago:
I was watching an episode of QI once, and one of the panelists was talking about a phrase in Greek that literally translates to, “There is trouble in the Gypsy village,” and is apparently used to indicate something like, “Who gives a shit?” Idioms are a very interesting part of language.
- Comment on Stung by customer losses, Comcast says all its new plans have unlimited data 2 weeks ago:
Oh, I wasn’t bitching at you or anything.
If you’re actually curious, the funky letters are the upper- and lowercase of the Old/Middle English letter Eth that represents the “th” sound.
Why anyone would use it today? Maybe they think it’s “quirky”?
- Comment on Stung by customer losses, Comcast says all its new plans have unlimited data 2 weeks ago:
To get you to engage with questions like that. Just ignore it.
- Comment on Too many non-working holidays in America. 3 weeks ago:
Shhh, don’t tell my company!
- Comment on What's the best way to respond to a family member who says the COVID vaccines are being used to depopulate? 3 weeks ago:
“I’ll pay for yours if it means you can’t reproduce.”
- Comment on Too many non-working holidays in America. 4 weeks ago:
I work nights from home, so I hardly ever need to take PTO. Kinda nice at the end of the year though when I typically take November and December off to burn the PTO I can’t carry over into the new year (limited to 40 hours).
- Comment on Driver stops in the middle of a cross ride, and starts using her phone. 4 weeks ago:
One of my top rules for driving - don’t be NICE, be PREDICTABLE!
- Comment on I'm gay and I dunno what it means 1 month ago:
Split ends and highlights?
- Comment on the young always think they have all the right answers but THIS eventually happens 1 month ago:
My father was a drunk who liked to beat the shit out of his wife in front of the kids. Now he’s wasting away with Alzheimer’s and I’m waiting for his funeral announcement so I can piss on his grave.
He was a know-nothing failure of a human being when I was a child, and he’s certainly no better today.
- Comment on Apartments and metros 1 month ago:
Much easier to fall off a balcony than through a window. Convenient feature in Russian culture.
- Comment on 7 for me 1 month ago:
Exactly the issue for me. Wearing anything in bed just feels like I’m getting tangled up in fabrics.
- Comment on To whom it may concern 2 months ago:
These are indeed paid on delivery.
- Comment on To whom it may concern 2 months ago:
I’m curious what they have to say to that!
- Comment on brap brap brap 2 months ago:
- Comment on passing through 2 months ago:
You didn’t do shit about the child rapists, Frankie. Turn that car around, you’re going the other way!
- Comment on kawaiiiiiii 2 months ago:
the curvature of Earth doesn’t exist for elves
Doesn’t it? Haven’t come across anything in Tolkien’s works that says this.
- Comment on pee was stored in the balls 3 months ago:
So very early in our development we’re just an asshole. Some people apparently never make it past this stage.
- Comment on You can only imagine what is going on in there 3 months ago:
I never get invited to the fun parties. 🥺
- Comment on You can only imagine what is going on in there 3 months ago:
Those tiled bathrooms have great acoustics for it.
- Comment on Sounds logical to me 3 months ago:
Like when you’re eating something you very much dislike but understand others might love it.
Man-stink is like Brussels sprout?
- Comment on Sounds logical to me 3 months ago:
True. I like a moderately musky guy, so that one didn’t occur to me.
- Comment on Sounds logical to me 3 months ago:
Stinky? Try again with a good bottom who does their prep work first.
- Comment on Dentures 3 months ago:
He does talk some mad shit.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
It’s me, the unfiltered military guy. Gonna need to see that proof again.
- Comment on Anon sets up a prank at school 5 months ago:
It was one of the main city schools, so I suppose they could have been. That place was a shithole, otherwise, despite the best efforts of some really good teachers with the misfortune of being stuck working there.
- Comment on Anon sets up a prank at school 5 months ago:
That, plus a school computer lab running without something like Faronics Deep Freeze (even my shitty Mississippi public school in the 90s had that or something similar), and the lack of permissions control that apparently allows student users to delete and restore program files at will is giving the story some real “that happened…” energy.
