Confused_Emus
@Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Christmas Animals 9 hours ago:
What’s the clip from? Looks hilarious, curious to see more.
- Comment on Having a rough morning. I'm still pondering the question about beavers, and my kid asks me THIS 2 days ago:
According to 28 Years Later, yes.
- Comment on Sooo... This is happening on Imgur 6 days ago:
That site needs to pick a font and stick with it.
- Comment on Accidental rapture 1 week ago:
And it won’t even be the stuff that at least sounds nice like the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. Oh no, it’s going to be hymns sung by backwoods Baptist church choirs. The ones too small for the blended sound to make up for their hopelessly out of tune joyful noises.
- Comment on French Anatomy 1 week ago:
Might I recommend the flared Chance model from Bad Dragon?
- Comment on French Anatomy 1 week ago:
Hmm, Skyrim reference, or Mr. Hands?
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- Comment on ‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted 1 week ago:
If you’re hacking a toilet camera, you deserve whatever horrors you find.
- Comment on Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser? 2 weeks ago:
AuDHD
Intrusive thought when I first read that, “Gold tier ADHD!”
- Comment on Nanananana 5 weeks ago:
Dammit Doll
Wherever things don’t go so well,
And you want to hit the wall and yell,
Here’s a little Dammit Doll,
That you can’t do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs
And find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell “Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!”
- Comment on Does anyone know what's inside this building? 5 weeks ago:
Telecom exchange. We got one kinda similar in KCMO, although I’d guess there are actual offices for people in the lower half of the building since it’s got windows.
- Comment on Easy choice 1 month ago:
Flashbacks to Are You Afraid of the Dark?
- Comment on Fictional 1 month ago:
Username checks out.
- Comment on Fictional 1 month ago:
Nothing travels faster than stupidity.
- Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 1 month ago:
It doesn’t work. You’re a fucking idiot.
- Comment on Wild Seals 1 month ago:
Sounds like that would be particularly painful.
- Comment on Oooooh! 2 months ago:
I’ve always thought of them as so ugly they’ve gone back round to cute. There are a lot of animals like that. Like monkeys.
- Comment on Does anyone know? 2 months ago:
Thank you!
- Comment on Does anyone know? 2 months ago:
Such an appropriate post to find on my birthday.
- Comment on I ain't got no Dino in this race. 2 months ago:
My college had a female ginkgo tree on campus. Everyone called it the poo tree.
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 2 months ago:
Occurring over a couple of days? Guess that finally answers my question in whether the rapture would happen planet-wide all at once, or go by time zones.
- Comment on Piss off! 2 months ago:
- Comment on We need more signs like this posted everywhere 2 months ago:
Nah, I just have a death wish.
- Comment on Brianna Ladapo, the wife of Florida's surgeon general, claims her husband won’t work with anyone she hasn’t vetted. She also believes “dark forces” are targeting her family with chemtrails 2 months ago:
Daddy paid for the new wing of the medical college.
- Comment on Charlie Kirk is a Racist 2 months ago:
Yeah, but you can look my verse up. And it’s actually funny to boot.
- Comment on Charlie Kirk is a Racist 2 months ago:
Thoughts and prayers for Charlie and his family. Psalm 109:8-16.
- Comment on oxygen replenished via endocardial tubes 2 months ago:
Now I’m curious if it used to be normally “unfolded” somewhere in our evolutionary past.
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- Comment on A little memorial at the local dump 2 months ago:
I can only imagine the comments section if anyone catches on.
- Comment on From Snoop Dogg to Lap Dogg 3 months ago:
Have fun performing those minstrel shows for your GOP leash holders, Toby…
