Confused_Emus
@Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Varanasi gouldii burrows 6 days ago:
You’re taking memes way too seriously.
- Comment on Anon signs up for a dating site 1 week ago:
The Internet’s premier finishing school!
- Comment on Snow Leopard 1 week ago:
Even with the red circle I can’t see it.
- Comment on How come drug dealers seem to have a messed up house or at least a messed up car with a bunch of trash in it? 1 week ago:
Search for basement bargain priced drugs, get basement bargain drug dealers.
- Comment on Cords 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on We aren't in Kansas anymore, but Kansas is sure in you. 4 weeks ago:
I do often say the Missouri side of KC is the fun side.
- Comment on Peak Fantasy 4 weeks ago:
Heterotopia
- Comment on Wishes 4 weeks ago:
Put your head in the database butthole and receive the lethal dose of the diarrhea of knowledge!
- Comment on Star Stuff 4 weeks ago:
Who’s covering the registration fees and taxes, though?! Some “free gift” this whole existence thing has turned out to be.
- Comment on Star Stuff 4 weeks ago:
Does this religion come with funny hats! I really must insist on a funny hat if I’m to take this seriously.
- Comment on Star Stuff 4 weeks ago:
You matter. Stars matter. Everything’s matter!
Except antimatter. That doesn’t matter.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
If you want a result from a specific website, you need to specify that in your search query. Otherwise, stop complaining about getting the answer you were looking for.
- Comment on Stop wasting my time 5 weeks ago:
Redirected to banggood.com. With a URL like that you’d expect porn, but it looks to be an Amazon ripoff.
- Comment on Why do I need to update my graphics drivers? 5 weeks ago:
One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble! Gooble gobble! One of us!
- Comment on Many such cases 1 month ago:
My hypothesis on this is they just don’t want to facilitate moving money out of their bank to another one. Moving money between accounts held by the same bank is usually much easier. The major US banks are for-profit businesses, after all.
Alternative hypothesis - US banks aren’t implementing new features because they’re mostly all still running on ancient IBM mainframes.
- Comment on Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth? 1 month ago:
My main concern every time these health-sensing toilets come up (it’s a topic on everyone’s mind, ya know?) is how long until they start associating waste with the people it comes from, and then forwarding that info on to entities like insurance companies? I’d be too paranoid to use these in public bathrooms, and if I had one at home I’d be doing the usual IoT best practices - keep it on it’s own network with no internet access.
- Comment on Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth? 1 month ago:
I’d imagine by wires that just aren’t visible. Even auto flushing toilets need power for the sensors, not that unusual.
- Comment on Why does the urge to go to the bathroom increase when we get home? 1 month ago:
Unfortunately this method only works if you already know where the toilet is.
- Comment on Before times. 1 month ago:
My college had a single female ginkgo tree, known sort-of-affectionately as The Poo Tree to most on campus.
- Comment on Hardcore 1 month ago:
Death Eaters In Space
- Comment on Spooky Internet 1 month ago:
And such a sizable uplink! We should all be so lucky!
- Comment on Applied for a job and was asked to do a live interview. But all I get is this. 1 month ago:
What that tells me is they have such high employee turnover that their application process is just a disguised pool of warm bodies to pull from as needed. I’d avoid diving in if at all possible.
- Comment on I can whistle at the speed of sound 1 month ago:
Easy there, that’s quite a can of worms you’re tipping over.
- Comment on Fastest animal 1 month ago:
Here you go! It’s a fun read.