passing through

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• Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this how I learn Pope Francis is dead?

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Guess so! Right there with you myself!

    I hope the next pope is as cool and modern as people not paying attention thought Francis was. And at least as infuriating to American conservatives.

    I suggest Zendaya.

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    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I usually say fuck the pope but I don’t know what to do with the feelings of a zendaya pope.

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  • asbestos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yup. Same

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• Karl@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t understand. Is Jesus just surprised that his priest is so wealthy or smth ?

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  • Zkuld@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think the joke is that since it’s so close to Easter they meet halfway to heaven

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh, we’re half way there

      Oh-oh, livin’ on a prayer

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    • jaaake@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This makes more sense than my interpretation. I thought it was saying we survived the end times and Jesus was returning as his second coming.

      Current evidence suggests we’re only at the beginning of Armageddon.

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  • Snothvalpen@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jesus is resurrected 3 days after his crucification. That’s today, when Pope Francis passes over. They’re going opposite ways at the same time, just like this meme

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    • Karl@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lmfao. This one is so creative it passed right over my head.

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  • lemmyman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I too view memes only through a class struggle lens

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  • Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nah. Jesus is rising from the dead and the pope is joining them

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    According to the christian fantasy book “the bible”, today’s the day the cult leader at the time, Jesus, realized he wasn’t dead after being crusified 3 days ago

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    • Karl@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You could just say “According to the Bible, today Jesus resurrected after being dead for 3 days”

      Trying hard to offend people, are we?

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  • PlaneMaker@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Check the news

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Jesus: “Shit, they got you, too?”

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pope: “At least you didn’t have to meet JD Vance.”

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    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Ugh. Rather be crucified.”

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• theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pierbattista Pizzaballa (born 21 April 1965). Yes that is a real cardinal, and that is his name

  Dude is meant for the job. Based as hell, needs a name change, his birthday is the day the last pope died

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  • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why does his name sound like an Italian brainrot animal

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    • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have no idea what a brain rot animal is, but somehow I agree

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  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Idk I wouldn’t mind being a pizza baller

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• FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What a magical coincidence!

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• Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You didn’t do shit about the child rapists, Frankie. Turn that car around, you’re going the other way!

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  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He said “hey”

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