FistingEnthusiast
@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
- Comment on Oh god 1 day ago:
OK, there’s actually a banana to my left, but I already did that today
- Comment on Oh god 1 day ago:
I believe in you
- Comment on Oh god 1 day ago:
Well, safety first
- Comment on Oh god 1 day ago:
I’m assuming that that’s the “before” photo
The “after” would be the same, but with matted fur
- Comment on People in here really hate shitposts 2 days ago:
That’s probably for the best
- Comment on People in here really hate shitposts 2 days ago:
Sometimes we need to touch the flame to be reminded that it’s hot
We feel the warmth, but only by committing to the burn can we truly know how things are
- Comment on how do i become a Scientologist? 3 days ago:
Well,
It turns out that there are stupid questions
- Comment on this post is just 42kib 4 days ago:
There were reports of teenage boys becoming so conditioned that they would get an erection when they heard a modem dialling
The internet has always been about porn
The first ever image digitally transmitted was a playboy centrefold. “The Lena”
- Comment on Anyone? 6 days ago:
Always kept short and clean
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Religion
It is truly poison.
- Comment on james 1 week ago:
Van Der Waal’s forces: everybody’s bonds
- Comment on Socialism bad 1 week ago:
“Four Girls Finger Paint” was an equal, not a sequel
- Comment on Someone give me money so I can find out 1 week ago:
It would definitely be unpleasant
- Comment on Someone give me money so I can find out 1 week ago:
No
But some glitter definitely comes through, as well as methylene blue
You’ll shit smurfs
It’s funny to dose someone’s coffee or coke with it, because they’ll pee green
- Comment on Netflix's CEO says movie theaters are old news. Director Rian Johnson says his next movie belongs there anyway. 1 week ago:
Netflix was built on people sitting at home, paying halfways attention, being able to pause or watch again
It’s an indictment on the modern life
A good film deserves respect. Leave your phone alone. Enjoy the experience
Johnson is right
- Comment on ‘Shōgun’ Season 2: Cosmo Jarvis Rejoins Hiroyuki Sanada, Time Jump & More Details Revealed, Production Start Set 2 weeks ago:
Ohhhhhh…
Please don’t let them fuck it…
- Comment on Natasha Lyonne to direct and star in a new sci-fi film created with generative AI 2 weeks ago:
I would normally shit all over an idea like this, but I’m willing to bet that Lyonne is going to do something that we wouldn’t normally expect
She’s quite a remarkable talent
- Comment on What movies have you watched this week? 2 weeks ago:
Havoc,
And I regret that I could have spent the time pouring lemon juice into fresh cuts instead.
- Comment on Discussion - Havoc [Spoilers] 2 weeks ago:
It’s genuinely shitty
Hardy plays a role he had played repeatedly, the same crap American accent
The action sequences are stupid. Apparently every sidearm is a fully automatic weapon with a magazine holding infinity rounds
I kept hoping that it would be so bad that it’d cross over into being campy, but it’s so badly made that it’s a movie that doesn’t even know that it’s shit. There’s no redeeming feature to this film
I’ve seen worse, but not by much. 3/10
- Comment on Literal interpretation 2 weeks ago:
Sometimes, dreams do come true
- Comment on I'm jealous 2 weeks ago:
On a horribly hot summer day in Australia, I’ve been known to hang out in the vege section of the supermarket for the misters before heading off to buy deeply unhealthy things that taste better
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
You think he works…?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
OK kid,
You are a creep. We all know it, deep down you know it too
When you find yourself in a hole, it’s wise to put down the shovel
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Well, images of me have been shared without my consent, because they were “circulating on the internet”. It doesn’t make it any less of a violation
Your question is pretty dumb from the outset, of course pictures of women in bikinis would be more appropriately hosted on a NSFW server
And anyway, it’s still creepy.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
It’s mostly because you’re using the images of women, rather than posting OC
It’s a huge red flag, because there are so many creeps who use the images of women without their permission
Are you asking these women their permission before you post their image?
- Comment on What is the likelihood I see trump shoot someone on 5th Ave? It's gotta be non 0, right? 2 weeks ago:
I doubt he has the grip strength Image
- Comment on Destruction with EMP Device, Understand and Battle EM Interference 2 weeks ago:
He’s always fucking hilarious!
I love the way he puts himself in the firing line
He really commits!
- Comment on What's the point in getting married? 2 weeks ago:
It’s the symbolism
I want to show the world that I love my woman, and I’ll do it in every way that I can
- Comment on What's the point in getting married? 2 weeks ago:
Why the pointless sexist stereotyping?
- Comment on stay healthy with just these 6 exercises 3 weeks ago:
I’m nailing #2!