FistingEnthusiast

@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just beat it⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Intermittent faults are the absolute worst

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Poor trolling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump says UK is protected from tariffs ‘because I like them’ as trade deal is signed off⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry, he only likes the white ones

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At what point do we accept that sniffing spray tan can damage your brain?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It also makes your hands tiny, and your penis shrivelled and mushroomy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just beat it⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have learnt how to fix a whole lot of things after realising that

  Or, I learnt other things that can go wrong, without consequences

  However, there’s: “it’s not working right” and there’s “it’s not working”… It’s usually important to recognise that difference

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just beat it⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was just about to say that

  I worked on something that literally said “to test this thing, hit it here with a screwdriver” because it was known to be a point where a soldered joint would fail

  I used to bash the shit out of some stuff with a hammer to prove my diagnoses. It wasn’t working anyway, so I couldn’t break it more, and I was usually proved correct when I was able to replicate the failure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do De-Transitioners validate some right wing talking points?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re “jUsT aSkInG qUeStIoNs”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do De-Transitioners validate some right wing talking points?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, you’re really committed to being a dickhead, huh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do De-Transitioners validate some right wing talking points?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That you’re a shitty troll

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do De-Transitioners validate some right wing talking points?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re a troll

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do De-Transitioners validate some right wing talking points?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There you go

  False concern

  Nobody chooses to live a life where they are hated, feared, discriminated against etc.

  I don’t believe that you asked your question in good faith

  I think you are a sealioning troll

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve done a lot of travelling and a lot of fisting

  Everyone needs a hobby or two

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re clearly marked with where to go, and full of people who are there specifically to help you

  You may also bump into seasoned travellers going the same way as you who will offer you guidance

  Relax and enjoy the adventure!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You ever just take a shit so huge it boosts your mood after?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have IBS, so when I take a nice, normal shit, it feels like a triumph

  It’s almost transcendental, the feeling of satisfaction

  The little push, the delivery, the smooth exit, the lightness afterwards

  It’s quite wonderful

  I enjoy it every few months…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ned Sheeran: Winter Wonderland is coming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably one of the shittest and most painful cameos in the history of shitty things

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I allowed to make this post to update about a question I asked a few days ago?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s fantastic news!

  I’m really happy to get an update, especially one so positive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I see your bred sheeran, and I raise you with my⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr Ed Sheeran

  The horse from the telly show

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My mom tells me I should cut dad off for cheating on her, am I a bad person for not wanting to do so?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of the advice here has been good, apart from one person

  You don’t know the details of your parents’ relationship. You don’t know how they behaved when you weren’t there

  Life is never black-and-white. This isn’t condoning cheating, it’s an acknowledgement that it’s very simple to say what’s right and wrong when you are on the outside

  What’s shit is that you are being put in the middle

  The problem is between your mother and father and neither of them should expect you to take a side, but once again, life is messy and hurt people do things in their anger and frustration that aren’t rational or reasonable

  Time definitely helps, and things can take years to settle, if they ever do

  It’s unfair for you to be used as a pawn in their game. People who make demands and try to squeeze you with a “you’re with me, or you’re against me” aren’t looking out for you, they’re looking out for themselves

  No child should be weaponised.

  If you can handle the conflict, or potentially messy details, you can ask her why she expects you to abandon your father. She might come to realise what an unfair position she’s putting you in

  Either way, good luck, and remember that it’s easy to judge, but there’s a lot of truth in the old saying about walking a mile in someone else’s shoes

  Kia kaha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would having two hearts be better or worse for the human body?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re being needlessly pedantic

  The reality is that they’re two hearts

  If they were to be carefully separated, but with the SA & AV nodes still connected somehow (ignoring the fact that the Perkinje fibres and bundle of hiss can also act as pacemakers), you’d have two separate hearts doing their thing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clint Eastwood Plans to Direct New Movie at 95, Shades ‘Era of Remakes and Franchises’: ‘Do Something New or Stay at Home’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s a reactionary conservative fuckwit

  He made a couple of good movies, but he’s not a good person

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What TV series has the best intro song or sequence? What TV series have the worst intro song or sequence?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s nothing quite like hearing a song from the opening of a telly show and thinking “that’s bloody great”, only to discover that the opening credits use the best bits of the track and the rest of it is rubbish!

  I’ve discovered some pretty great tunes though

  Charles Bradley’s cover of Ozzy’s “Changes” is amazing, from the opening of “Big Mouth”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gender matters?

  GTFOH with that shit

  I didn’t disagree with you until that point

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in my latter forties, and I find the world of dating to be pretty crazy. In the US, things are even more bizarre

  I’m bloody glad that I found a woman mad enough to love me a little while ago!

  I wish you all the luck in the world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Being creepy isn’t that simple

  Creepy is how you behave, the way you carry yourself and treat other people

  An age gap isn’t creepy in itself, it can be creepy, but it doesn’t have to be

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alf Clausen, Emmy-Winning ‘Simpsons’ Composer, Dies at 84⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The theme was written by Danny Elfman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Loretta Swit, Margaret “Hot Lips” Houlihan on ‘M*A*S*H,’ Dies at 87⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Vale, Loretta

  You played a hell of a character

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s an website that hosts far-right shit

  It’s basically populated by white supremacist dickheads

  The admins did the right thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On trees...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fish too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to check whether a particular url is safe or not ?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Open it on your work computer like I do, to avoid problems with my personal device

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep

  I work a reasonably physical job, I don’t spend much time sitting, I’m very careful with my food (I’ve been fat before)

  I could probably stand to lose a little weight, but I am more flexible, limber and agile than lots of blokes half my age, and I want to keep it that way