asbestos

@asbestos@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watching passport bros get bodied by SEA women is a complete mood. Get rekt manlet.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  the fuck are those takes my dude

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watching passport bros get bodied by SEA women is a complete mood. Get rekt manlet.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You get to a bar and she spots you like a ripe zit on an Union Electricians left ass cheek. Man you have a way with words, thanks for the laugh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watching passport bros get bodied by SEA women is a complete mood. Get rekt manlet.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s an official document issued by a government identifying a citizen, certifying his or her nationality

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watching passport bros get bodied by SEA women is a complete mood. Get rekt manlet.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A specific occurrence and what happened

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watching passport bros get bodied by SEA women is a complete mood. Get rekt manlet.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Please tell us more

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Somebody has a case of the Mondays...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  hope this email doesn’t find you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New emoji dictionary just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  joji please come back 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Like Deaf⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  bottom of the barrel humor, laughed hard as fuck on this one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gently shake your screen to help Elton John go faster⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Try in a dimly lit room once your eyes get accustomed to darkness

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make a wsh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  smh the “i” is missing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make a wsh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  my drunk ass is unable to understand this right now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Average game chat censorship⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  but thats a part of the joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very mindful...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for nothing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just why??⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Excellent, gotta keep the traceability up so the banks can change their TOS to sell your spending habit data

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breast Cancer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s free in most of Europe, or relatively cheap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caution or How-to, it's your choice⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  adhd be like

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨physics ≠ magic⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah it’s a glass something that has to do with electricity but I forgot what

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found this great deal on a new chair for my living room. Almost 50% off!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  iTs A sTAtEmEnT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fart car⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  this one’s actually good

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whoops⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking W

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many times will I tell you?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck that I pee through the lid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ewwwwwwwww⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For some reason Semi Automatic blah blah blah started playing in my mind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh yeah⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s AI gen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not noice⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I always set to 15 and to stop after 7 days of inactivity. Feels good

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milking machine⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry Dave, I can’t let you not cum

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plummeting interest rate⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey there 😏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intellect beyond measure⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  no the water oceans would bring back

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spoonful of Chianti helps the fava beans go down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do we make this happen?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Straight up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bye biiiittttchhhh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  No it isn’t, it’s perfectly normal to have the rearview mirror on the side window