wrappers

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• NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When you encounter things like this, God has abandoned you.

  Fire hasn’t, though. Fire has no fickle loyalties. All can burn.

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  • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Praise Prometheus!

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I really hope these things live in a different hemisphere than I do

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• gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  More pixels

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And here’s more pixels of the joke, if that’s your thing

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• Ibaudia@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t worry, they’re only 5-9 mm big and are generally chill

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  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s about 5-9 mm too much.

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hundrends of documented human parasites who can literally eat us from the inside, but no …spider are the fucking problem.

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  • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think spiders are cool. I also have a completely irrational fear of them. I don’t understand it, I don’t have any clue where it came from, but spiders cause me to feel fear in a way unlike anything else in this world. I took it completely in stride when a doctor told me I “might not be ok” while looking at my xrays after a car accident in if I see a spider crawling across the bathroom floor while I’m pooping I’ll break out in cold sweats. I like to think that I’m a pretty rational person so this drives me crazy.

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• rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At least one person will come away from reading this post with a new sexual fetish.

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    it’s me hello i want to pretend to be a stick

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    • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Down. Bad.

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  • HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No fetish, but I wanna pat it.

    Do you think it likes chin scratches? Does it have a chin? Can I stack them for convenience?

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    • kboy101222@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A 2 second Google search of “so spiders have chins?” has revealed that sadly they do not

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• Prox@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  By my read, this spider is a bro.

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• FlashZordon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Reach Around Spider was rejected as a possible name.

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• HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Unacceptable.

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This spider has found one trick that makes humans very angry

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Clickbait spider! Enragement tracking functions, activate!

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• doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This shit is the consequence of sin yo.

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  • Bobmighty@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Amazing powers of camouflage and body manipulation are the consequences of sin? I best get sinning like a mother fucker then!

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• Saeculum@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cute little guy

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nature’s Rizla.

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• Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Imagine you’re climbing a tree and I you get to the top and grab this mfer

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hopefully at that point it continues its charade as a stick! :-P

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• AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This shit needs to stay in movies

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• brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m so glad I’m not a tiny bug.

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• DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Satan has worked his magic during creation when god had his back turned, and now we suffer from it

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• Plagiatus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are we gonna talk about the “tree limbs”?

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨38⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    What about it? Except the surprise sentient bark of course.

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• TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  BRB, burning down every tree within 50 miles.

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