Don’t worry, they’re only 5-9 mm big and are generally chill
wrappers
Submitted 5 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Ibaudia@lemmy.world 5 months ago
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
That’s about 5-9 mm too much.
Hupf@feddit.org 5 months ago
Mangos for scale
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 5 months ago
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 5 months ago
ekZepp@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Hundrends of documented human parasites who can literally eat us from the inside, but no …spider are the fucking problem.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I think spiders are cool. I also have a completely irrational fear of them. I don’t understand it, I don’t have any clue where it came from, but spiders cause me to feel fear in a way unlike anything else in this world. I took it completely in stride when a doctor told me I “might not be ok” while looking at my xrays after a car accident in if I see a spider crawling across the bathroom floor while I’m pooping I’ll break out in cold sweats. I like to think that I’m a pretty rational person so this drives me crazy.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 months ago
At least one person will come away from reading this post with a new sexual fetish.
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 5 months ago
No fetish, but I wanna pat it.
Do you think it likes chin scratches? Does it have a chin? Can I stack them for convenience?
kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
A 2 second Google search of “so spiders have chins?” has revealed that sadly they do not
Prox@lemmy.world 5 months ago
By my read, this spider is a bro.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 months ago
I really hope these things live in a different hemisphere than I do
EddoWagt@feddit.nl 5 months ago
Don’t worry, it lives in Australia (because of course it would)
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Oh is that why some trees hurt so much?
Or just another reason why a tree might hurt so much?
Are they even trees or just more spiders?
FlashZordon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Reach Around Spider was rejected as a possible name.
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Unacceptable.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This spider has found one trick that makes humans very angry
OpenStars@piefed.social 5 months ago
Clickbait spider! Enragement tracking functions, activate!
JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Oh cool, like a slap-braclet.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 5 months ago
This shit is the consequence of sin yo.
Bobmighty@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Amazing powers of camouflage and body manipulation are the consequences of sin? I best get sinning like a mother fucker then!
Solitaire20X6@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
God never picks up, call Samus Aran!
Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Imagine you’re climbing a tree and I you get to the top and grab this mfer
OpenStars@piefed.social 5 months ago
Hopefully at that point it continues its charade as a stick! :-P
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This shit needs to stay in movies
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Is it ribbed for her pleasure?
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Nature’s Rizla.
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Satan has worked his magic during creation when god had his back turned, and now we suffer from it
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
BRB, burning down every tree within 50 miles.
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m so glad I’m not a tiny bug.
flora_explora@beehaw.org 5 months ago
Cute!!
Saeculum@hexbear.net 5 months ago
Cute little guy
Plagiatus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Are we gonna talk about the “tree limbs”?
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 5 months ago
What about it? Except the surprise sentient bark of course.
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 5 months ago
When you encounter things like this, God has abandoned you.
Fire hasn’t, though. Fire has no fickle loyalties. All can burn.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Praise Prometheus!