NakariLexfortaine
@NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee
- Comment on I want to know. 5 days ago:
This is why people preferred Mulder.
- Comment on Just Finished Lower Decks 5 days ago:
2 movies.
Lower Decks earned it’s place in the One Good, One Bad cycle(at least a tongue-in-cheek poke at it).
- Comment on Very sorry in a toilet 2 weeks ago:
How does employing all the people concerned effects turnover rate? Do you have to remain concerned after getting the position? Are you assigned a concern on the weekly basis?
Is a lack of concern why it’s for the last? One final Famichiki and then execution?
- Comment on Patch this Bish! 2 weeks ago:
We’ll start the carcinisation tree in 3.0.
- Comment on 🎵 🎶 🎵 2 weeks ago:
Well great, now I’m wondering if birds self-soothe when feeling lonely.
Like, what if little dude had spent time before this calling out, and this was after there was no response?
- Comment on My migraine says 5 2 weeks ago:
I feel like my face says 3, but on the inside, I’m a solid 9.
- Comment on Doom: The Dark Ages Dropped Multiplayer In Favor Of Doomslayer's Cyber Dragon And Giant Mecha 3 weeks ago:
Good on them. Not that the last two DOOM titles have been short of excellent, in my opinion, but I’d rather lose the multiplayer if it means I get more of what makes DOOM, DOOM, an army of demons to slay and all the pretty toys to do it with.
- Comment on It's a good group! 3 weeks ago:
I already filled the sock with quarters.
I like the noise when it hits.
- Comment on Anon gets rid of crackheads 5 weeks ago:
I’ve known a few like that. Why I joke about it. I knew a guy, if he could have kept his shit together, he coulda had his own damn shop. Dude could fix about anything mechanical, get it done quicker than some of the shops around the place.
Saw plenty of 'em working in construction, too. Keep it together long enough to make some decent cash, disappear for awhile, come back when they needed more. You got used to rotating faces, got to know which ones would try to screw you over. Too many times you’d see one come up alone and find out the buddies they had didn’t make it through the last.
- Comment on Anon gets rid of crackheads 5 weeks ago:
Always keep a couple crackheads. Also, make sure you filter your crackheads. You want the ones who’ll help you clean your garage for $10, not the ones who will clean out your garage for about $10 down at the pawn shop.
Promote a positive environment, help turn the crackden into a crackhome.
- Comment on Nice PDF, But Can It Run DOOM? Yup! 5 weeks ago:
Also not the only one.
- Comment on Anon goes on a first date 5 weeks ago:
Playing devil’s advocate here:
People also absolutely suck at reading profiles. They skim, see some things they like, and go for it. There’s a terrifying amount who don’t even read, just go based off pictures.
- Comment on Gay times and tan lines 💅 1 month ago:
Yeah, I’ve heard it alongside the “always be hungry” mentality.
The idea is if you’re satisfied, you have no drive to move further.
- Comment on Lenovo is removing the iconic Trackpoint with its new ThinkPad X9 1 month ago:
No nipple to tweak? No deal!
- Comment on 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️⚧️ 1 month ago:
And the Bradford Pear, which I’ve heard a lot of people(mostly women) say smells like cum to them.
So you could be allergic to tree cum that smells like people cum.
- Comment on typical future ER visitor 1 month ago:
“Are we going past a zoo? I smell mashed bananas.
Oh fuck, what is running down that person’s leg right now‽”
- Comment on 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️⚧️ 1 month ago:
Ah. This is why so many of us pick flower names.
It’s the pollen making us trans.
- Comment on Hierarchy of needs 1 month ago:
More like 12 hours away.
Never had a better cheesesteak than that little hole-in-the-wall shop in a small town in West Virginia. Grumpy ass old man who ran the place, but he ran it right.
- Comment on The typecast continues 1 month ago:
European?
I thought he was Egyptian.
- Comment on Grim Dawn, one of the best ARPGs, is on sale right now ($2.50) 1 month ago:
I would go ahead and grab them, especially if they’re also still on sale, as a lot is unlocked immediately(the three masteries, you can enter Forgotten Gods content at any point by talking to an NPC. AoM requires beating the base game to start its act).
- Comment on Anons make the worst game ever 1 month ago:
The entire game is a series of chained together escort quests through dangerous territories, at awkward speed.
With extremely frequent pauses so the NPCs can spend 40 seconds fawning over the exact same flower they saw two feet back.
- Comment on Grim Dawn, one of the best ARPGs, is on sale right now ($2.50) 1 month ago:
I highly recommend grabbing at least Ashes of Malmouth and Forgotten Gods ASAP, if you find yourself enjoying the base game. Inquistor, Necromancer, and Oathkeeper really add to the build variety, and the expansion content itself is decently hefty and as well written as the base(which is absolutely great, especially for an ARPG. Dig into those lore notes you find!).
- Comment on words are fun 1 month ago:
That image sums up the entirety of the series. You’ll say it every other page.
- Comment on words are fun 1 month ago:
This is also the comic series that gave us Snowflame, who consumes extreme amounts of cocaine, which gives him his powers.
New Guardians was not a good series, but it’s funny as fuck in all the worst ways while also trying to deal with serious topics like “I’m gay, and have AIDs”.
- Comment on Fallout 76 Ghoul Experience Detailed by Bethesda 1 month ago:
He doesn’t have time for self improvement.
He just works.
- Comment on Like a boss 1 month ago:
Still using “Nipponites”?
The preferred nomenclature today is “Weebs of the Seas”.
- Comment on Pterosaurs 2 months ago:
Our future overlords can be easily manipulated with Taco Bell and alcohol.
You won’t even notice if it happens.
- Comment on Pterosaurs 2 months ago:
Thinking takes brain wrinkles.
There’s no thoughts in that head. Merely a marble.
- Comment on Assassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM 2 months ago:
They’ve been at it with this for a minute. I think Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate was the first one I really noticed it in when it was pushing a map that showed you all the locations for one collectible.
- Comment on Assassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM 2 months ago:
So they can turn around and sell you the cheats through an online store.
Don’t want to just giving yourself everything, gotta fork over even more if you want that pretty sword, or a collectibles map.