NakariLexfortaine
@NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee
- Comment on Fallout 76 Ghoul Experience Detailed by Bethesda 9 hours ago:
He doesn’t have time for self improvement.
He just works.
- Comment on Like a boss 13 hours ago:
Still using “Nipponites”?
The preferred nomenclature today is “Weebs of the Seas”.
- Comment on Pterosaurs 2 weeks ago:
Our future overlords can be easily manipulated with Taco Bell and alcohol.
You won’t even notice if it happens.
- Comment on Pterosaurs 2 weeks ago:
Thinking takes brain wrinkles.
There’s no thoughts in that head. Merely a marble.
- Comment on Assassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM 3 weeks ago:
They’ve been at it with this for a minute. I think Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate was the first one I really noticed it in when it was pushing a map that showed you all the locations for one collectible.
- Comment on Assassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM 3 weeks ago:
So they can turn around and sell you the cheats through an online store.
Don’t want to just giving yourself everything, gotta fork over even more if you want that pretty sword, or a collectibles map.
- Comment on Anon is a nostalgic gamer 3 weeks ago:
MechAssault, all the way back on the OG Xbox. I wish I could remember all the names. So many fun times had trying the stupidest things and somehow winning, like two of us in Raptors going on Ýmir and Loki hunting missions.
- Comment on AND THEY DIDN'T STOP EATING 3 weeks ago:
Normally I recommend we start small, just a little fire.
Fuck it in this case. Exterminatus.
- Comment on Predator: Badlands will have the Predator as its hero: ‘the creature is front and centre’ 4 weeks ago:
“Humanize them, emotionally connect with them”
… Motherfucker, it’s a Yautja. I don’t want to emotionally resonate with him, I want to see him pointed at something just as dangerous and 10 times as ugly. I want an hour and a half of a hunt that ends with a head sliced off and mounted to a wall.
- Comment on at this point it just feels vindictive 4 weeks ago:
I’d love that, but a part of me is worried about Second Son feeling clunky in sections from having to either translate the motion and touchpad controls to another controller or keyboard, or they’d have to cut the interactive bits into animations.
- Comment on BIOMES 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, what the fuck?
A plain is mostly grasses. Meadows, fields, and battlefields have flowers.
And love can bloom on them.
- Comment on wrappers 4 weeks ago:
When you encounter things like this, God has abandoned you.
Fire hasn’t, though. Fire has no fickle loyalties. All can burn.
- Comment on the emperor 5 weeks ago:
Well, unless he’s insanely strong, he did it with weapons sized for him, or is a master poisoner.
Both are equally impressive achievements for his physical limitations, in that Genghis Khan sorta way.
- Comment on the emperor 5 weeks ago:
Well, he looks quite pleased about it. Probably takes a lot for a caterpillar to reach the rank of Emperor.
- Comment on Too bad 5 weeks ago:
I’m kinda terrified of an Oppenheimer beyblade.
Those things are already kinda scary, if they get up to the right speeds. Probably won’t break a bone, but some of them shoot out of that arena damn quick, and some can get heavy as hell for a spinning top toy. Pretty durable, too.
- Comment on nighttime pollinator gang rise up 5 weeks ago:
They creeped me out as a kid. It didn’t help that I had this concept that they were like “evil” butterflies. Child brain hardcore taking my grandmother’s complaining about moths eating clothes and being a nuisance too far.
Absolutely adore them, now. Go ahead and enjoy some lamp, little friend, you’ve earned it.
- Comment on Me in a job interview 5 weeks ago:
So long as you know you aren’t dealing with an expert, confidence in your nonsense will get you impressively far.
- Comment on somebody has to do it! 5 weeks ago:
I wonder if there’s some kind of near-surface pipes they might hear water running through.
- Comment on Pocketpair reveals specific patents featured in Nintendo's lawsuit against Palworld 5 weeks ago:
Has Phoenix Wright been a documentary about the Japanese legal system this entire time, and we just wrote it off?
- Comment on Bunny-Man: First look at superhero movie featuring Mike Tyson & James Franco revealed 5 weeks ago:
Holy shit, I genuinely haven’t thought about that manga for years. I genuinely have respect for it, from the bits I’ve seen. I’ve never delved into it myself, but I used to have a buddy that absolutely loved it, he used to post panels and pages as reactions.
That is definitely going on my watchlist.
- Comment on Bunny-Man: First look at superhero movie featuring Mike Tyson & James Franco revealed 5 weeks ago:
At least Batman has some armored plating.
This looks like “Middle Manager By Day, Fill My Burrow By Night”.
- Comment on Bunny-Man: First look at superhero movie featuring Mike Tyson & James Franco revealed 5 weeks ago:
I can’t with that suit.
Batman if he suited up in a BDSM shop looking shit.
- Comment on Lab Assistant Jobs 1 month ago:
Any large enough insect is relatively easy to kill, you just need a Buick.
- Comment on Anon decides to live like the ancient Greeks 1 month ago:
That was banned from being made within the city walls from the smell.
- Comment on Anon decides to live like the ancient Greeks 1 month ago:
I initially misread “garlic” as “garum” and immediately felt bad for the neighbors.
- Comment on Snoop Dogg working on 'Planet of the Apes'–like movie, but with dogs 1 month ago:
How quickly will they drop 'Get your paws off me, you damn dirty mutt" in the trailer?
I give it under 20 seconds.
- Comment on Know DEEZ NUTS 1 month ago:
What’d that European beech call me‽
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of November 3rd 1 month ago:
Vampire Survivors has got me back in its grip. The Ode to Castlevania DLC dropped on Halloween. I really don’t understand where the time goes when I play that game.
Also picked up Webfishing, an absolutely adorable time. I don’t know that I really consider it “playing”, the actual gameplay is pretty basic, but I’ve enjoyed the peaceful nature of it and have had fun just chatting.
This is seriously dating myself, and probably hyper-specific, but it feels more like chatrooms back in the late 90s to early 2000s. Most of the rooms I’ve been in have been relaxed. Having a talk about life while someone strums “Simple and Clean” on a guitar somewhere in the background. A bit of roleplay going on.
The small lobbies, the small map, the chill gameplay, all makes for a cozy, welcoming place. Like you really did just stumble across someone’s campsite, and they invited you to sit.
- Comment on It's a ruff job, but someone has to do it. 1 month ago:
Safety first, no matter the species. Unless you’re the experiment.
- Comment on Spoopy Science Costumes 1 month ago:
“Your Impostor Syndrome Made Flesh” is for everyone.
Though reactions may vary between mental breakdown and “I’ve wanted to punch my demons since birth”.