NakariLexfortaine
@NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee
- Comment on Dormice 4 hours ago:
Their fault for being more edible than the rest. Get less tasty, maybe you’ll get a better name!
- Comment on Anon wants more pizza 2 days ago:
His crippling meatball addiction. She can never know he fell off the wagon. I’ve seen it before. You think it’s a safety food, the easy pick off the menu. Then you hear something messing with the trash cans late one night, go out to check, and there’s your neighbor, in their underwear, six cans deep into a Chef Boyardee overload.
- Comment on Infinity 6 days ago:
Just the one turtle. Well, at least per world. I guess two, it you drop off the edge while they’re mating.
And there’s four elephants down there, too.
- Comment on u wouldn't 6 days ago:
Do we mean spray it with some form of perfume, or turn it into a scent?
Cause I feel like the latter is somewhere in the background of the movie “Perfume”.
- Comment on 10 years 1 week ago:
Instead of global warming, we shoulda patrolled the Mojave.
- Comment on Just for a moment 1 week ago:
Not with Trek, but I’m a former stagehand and done amateur stagework. Spent a lotta time building and maintaining sets and props. I’ve been there.
You’re backstage, you’ve got how everything should look memorized, it’s all set up, and for a moment, while it’s just you and that dry run, you forget yourself. You’re a part of the show.
Eventually you step back, remember it’s all fake. You notice the little flaws, notice the floor isn’t just right under your feet. You were tired, trying to get something done. A lapse.
I genuinely believe in the magic of the stage. Not in the sense of a spell, but of the ritual. No matter if it’s on a screen, or in person, if you do it right, we let go. For a moment, we forget our world and step into another.
- Comment on Waxwing vs X-wing 1 week ago:
“Does not get mashed on fermented berries”.
I’ll have you know that when I was lost and low on fuel, I managed to land on an absolute shit hole of a backwater, barely a sentient being in sight, but those berries?
They got me home. Always fly X-Wing. Runs on anything.
- Comment on We used to be able to just take a duck and now, in this political climate, it's a problem?! SMH 1 week ago:
Ballistic corkscrew penis.
0 to full in .5 seconds.
- Comment on We used to be able to just take a duck and now, in this political climate, it's a problem?! SMH 1 week ago:
Hey, if you can’t tell a duck from a goose, peace was never an option.
- Comment on Poop Knife 2 weeks ago:
Because sometimes you just have to find out.
- Comment on Going Viral 2 weeks ago:
They’re like the tides. We’re currently in a Beans run, and it’s been going for awhile. Soon, people will get bored, and Jeans- or Denimposting will come back. You’ll normally see some crossover(beans in some jeans, jeaned Beanis, jeans with a bean pattern) before the next shift is complete.
- Comment on Going Viral 2 weeks ago:
The Pillars of Lemmy.
Beans, Linux, Jeans, Communism, Saddam Hussein.
Just the way the wheel turns.
- Comment on Heaven 17 claims it turned down GTA 6 soundtrack offer over pay offer: ‘Go f*** yourself’ [VGC] 2 weeks ago:
Good on them. $7500 for all future royalties is an absolute rip, especially coming out of Rockstar.
- Comment on Jackhammer 2 weeks ago:
Oh hey, thanks! Been hearing it for years, turns out I just never look left!
I wish they’d give me my driver’s license back…
- Comment on Blood Meal 3 weeks ago:
“Just because I am over 3000 years old, and a creature of the night abandoned by all that once brought comfort, doesn’t mean I don’t entertain.”
- Comment on Society problems? The Pokemon Company is here to help. 3 weeks ago:
What do you think Brock was all about? They were implanting that shit back in the beginning.
- Comment on Anon boots up a game 3 weeks ago:
I feel like that’s the calling card of every David Cage game.
“This chunk is actually pretty good, but everything after this? A flaming boulder rolling towards an orphanage”.
- Comment on Anon boots up a game 3 weeks ago:
S.T.A.L.K.E.R fans are a strange breed. You either bull through it and walk away with a “Okay time, never going to boot it up again”, or you’re 2 hours deep and already halfway through the bottle of vodka, chewing on hard bread, and singing along with the NPCs.
We live and die by the Zone.
- Comment on Anon boots up a game 3 weeks ago:
With survival/crafting, I tend to lump them in with tension-builders. Even in the calm ones, it’s that extra bit of time, that little effort that only takes seconds but builds up into your whole day. It fits the experience, you’re facing time as much as your own needs and desires.
- Comment on Anon boots up a game 3 weeks ago:
Whoever decided that “hold to interact” was to be the new default needs shot.
It works when building tension, or even for showing a character putting effort into an action, but when I need to hold a fucking button for 5 seconds just to have random junk magically teleported into my pockets, it kills my want to interact with the world.
Fuck you, David Cage. I don’t think you’re the progenitor, but you certainly abuse the shit out of it as a mechanic, and your reign of terror shoulda ended with Indigo Prophecy.
- Comment on Official poster for "A Minecraft Movie" 3 weeks ago:
Jim Carrey wore it better.
- Comment on uhhhh...guys? 4 weeks ago:
They’re doing a service.
Reminding men that it’s never too late to schedule an appointment at the proctologist.
- Comment on Behavioural Science 4 weeks ago:
I could be misremembering, it’s been the better part of 2 decades since I last read one of these, but there’s a couple points sticking out in my mind where they at least entertained the idea of using Tobias as an assassin due to his form.
Which always kinda felt fucked up, even as a kid. Like, dude could still be a major badass, even in hawk form, but damn.
- Comment on Milksneks 4 weeks ago:
Only handle the snitties with consent.
- Comment on Behavioural Science 4 weeks ago:
Didn’t they also casually drop “Tobias could eat him” as a solution?
Cause, y’know, using your friend and ally who’s trapped in a birds body and might be having some mental struggles with all that as your executioner is a great one.
- Comment on Anon pretends to be a girl online 4 weeks ago:
As we used to say, “MMORPG means Many Men Online Role-playing Girls”.
Which has went in a couple different directions, looking back.
- Comment on Crab vibes 5 weeks ago:
Hey, so long as it tasted good, the important part got done. I’d be afraid to let a professional chef see some of the slop I’ve plated before, but it was good.
- Comment on Crab vibes 5 weeks ago:
At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised, but I just meant making a decent sashimi dish. Every time I’ve looked in that direction, I’m impressed at how casual they make it look.
- Comment on Crab vibes 5 weeks ago:
I think learning Python might be easier.
Sashimi is damned hard.
- Comment on Crab vibes 5 weeks ago:
If I had a pair of microcontrollers and an electric keyboard, I’d be totally down. No fucking clue what I’m doing, but it shouldn’t be that hard, right?