NakariLexfortaine
@NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee
- Comment on wacky inflatable guy!! 3 weeks ago:
Not just that, he’s absolutely unspookable without a spine! We should all aim to become spookimmune, and break the skeletons hold over us.
- Comment on dirty 🦑 jobs 3 weeks ago:
That makes a weird kind of sense. It was moreso the sixteen minutes that threw me, all I could picture was two of them having a staring contest for 16 minutes and then suddenly sperm and eggs everywhere.
- Comment on dirty 🦑 jobs 3 weeks ago:
That is either a very strange mating ritual, or that cuttlefish is a narcissist.
- Comment on goofy goober 3 weeks ago:
Are we sure you’re going to stay frozen for that millennia or two?
Or are you going to be like a sketchy gas station burrito that halfway thawed before getting tossed into the proper section to refreeze due to climate change?
- Comment on Racing stripes ofc 3 weeks ago:
DEN WHY IZN’T IT RED?
- Comment on Sun God 4 weeks ago:
Do I need to italicize the “fucking” part?
- Comment on Sun God 4 weeks ago:
Who picks wool for their fucking socks?
There’s nothing sexy about wool.
- Comment on I want to know. 5 weeks ago:
This is why people preferred Mulder.
- Comment on Just Finished Lower Decks 5 weeks ago:
2 movies.
Lower Decks earned it’s place in the One Good, One Bad cycle(at least a tongue-in-cheek poke at it).
- Comment on Very sorry in a toilet 1 month ago:
How does employing all the people concerned effects turnover rate? Do you have to remain concerned after getting the position? Are you assigned a concern on the weekly basis?
Is a lack of concern why it’s for the last? One final Famichiki and then execution?
- Comment on Patch this Bish! 1 month ago:
We’ll start the carcinisation tree in 3.0.
- Comment on 🎵 🎶 🎵 1 month ago:
Well great, now I’m wondering if birds self-soothe when feeling lonely.
Like, what if little dude had spent time before this calling out, and this was after there was no response?
- Comment on My migraine says 5 1 month ago:
I feel like my face says 3, but on the inside, I’m a solid 9.
- Comment on Doom: The Dark Ages Dropped Multiplayer In Favor Of Doomslayer's Cyber Dragon And Giant Mecha 2 months ago:
Good on them. Not that the last two DOOM titles have been short of excellent, in my opinion, but I’d rather lose the multiplayer if it means I get more of what makes DOOM, DOOM, an army of demons to slay and all the pretty toys to do it with.
- Comment on It's a good group! 2 months ago:
I already filled the sock with quarters.
I like the noise when it hits.
- Comment on Anon gets rid of crackheads 2 months ago:
I’ve known a few like that. Why I joke about it. I knew a guy, if he could have kept his shit together, he coulda had his own damn shop. Dude could fix about anything mechanical, get it done quicker than some of the shops around the place.
Saw plenty of 'em working in construction, too. Keep it together long enough to make some decent cash, disappear for awhile, come back when they needed more. You got used to rotating faces, got to know which ones would try to screw you over. Too many times you’d see one come up alone and find out the buddies they had didn’t make it through the last.
- Comment on Anon gets rid of crackheads 2 months ago:
Always keep a couple crackheads. Also, make sure you filter your crackheads. You want the ones who’ll help you clean your garage for $10, not the ones who will clean out your garage for about $10 down at the pawn shop.
Promote a positive environment, help turn the crackden into a crackhome.
- Comment on Nice PDF, But Can It Run DOOM? Yup! 2 months ago:
Also not the only one.
- Comment on Anon goes on a first date 2 months ago:
Playing devil’s advocate here:
People also absolutely suck at reading profiles. They skim, see some things they like, and go for it. There’s a terrifying amount who don’t even read, just go based off pictures.
- Comment on Gay times and tan lines 💅 2 months ago:
Yeah, I’ve heard it alongside the “always be hungry” mentality.
The idea is if you’re satisfied, you have no drive to move further.
- Comment on Lenovo is removing the iconic Trackpoint with its new ThinkPad X9 2 months ago:
No nipple to tweak? No deal!
- Comment on 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️⚧️ 2 months ago:
And the Bradford Pear, which I’ve heard a lot of people(mostly women) say smells like cum to them.
So you could be allergic to tree cum that smells like people cum.
- Comment on typical future ER visitor 2 months ago:
“Are we going past a zoo? I smell mashed bananas.
Oh fuck, what is running down that person’s leg right now‽”
- Comment on 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️⚧️ 2 months ago:
Ah. This is why so many of us pick flower names.
It’s the pollen making us trans.
- Comment on Hierarchy of needs 2 months ago:
More like 12 hours away.
Never had a better cheesesteak than that little hole-in-the-wall shop in a small town in West Virginia. Grumpy ass old man who ran the place, but he ran it right.
- Comment on The typecast continues 2 months ago:
European?
I thought he was Egyptian.
- Comment on Grim Dawn, one of the best ARPGs, is on sale right now ($2.50) 2 months ago:
I would go ahead and grab them, especially if they’re also still on sale, as a lot is unlocked immediately(the three masteries, you can enter Forgotten Gods content at any point by talking to an NPC. AoM requires beating the base game to start its act).
- Comment on Anons make the worst game ever 2 months ago:
The entire game is a series of chained together escort quests through dangerous territories, at awkward speed.
With extremely frequent pauses so the NPCs can spend 40 seconds fawning over the exact same flower they saw two feet back.
- Comment on Grim Dawn, one of the best ARPGs, is on sale right now ($2.50) 2 months ago:
I highly recommend grabbing at least Ashes of Malmouth and Forgotten Gods ASAP, if you find yourself enjoying the base game. Inquistor, Necromancer, and Oathkeeper really add to the build variety, and the expansion content itself is decently hefty and as well written as the base(which is absolutely great, especially for an ARPG. Dig into those lore notes you find!).
- Comment on words are fun 2 months ago:
That image sums up the entirety of the series. You’ll say it every other page.