NakariLexfortaine
@NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee
- Comment on Anon gets rid of crackheads 4 days ago:
I’ve known a few like that. Why I joke about it. I knew a guy, if he could have kept his shit together, he coulda had his own damn shop. Dude could fix about anything mechanical, get it done quicker than some of the shops around the place.
Saw plenty of 'em working in construction, too. Keep it together long enough to make some decent cash, disappear for awhile, come back when they needed more. You got used to rotating faces, got to know which ones would try to screw you over. Too many times you’d see one come up alone and find out the buddies they had didn’t make it through the last.
- Comment on Anon gets rid of crackheads 4 days ago:
Always keep a couple crackheads. Also, make sure you filter your crackheads. You want the ones who’ll help you clean your garage for $10, not the ones who will clean out your garage for about $10 down at the pawn shop.
Promote a positive environment, help turn the crackden into a crackhome.
- Comment on Nice PDF, But Can It Run DOOM? Yup! 4 days ago:
Also not the only one.
- Comment on Anon goes on a first date 5 days ago:
Playing devil’s advocate here:
People also absolutely suck at reading profiles. They skim, see some things they like, and go for it. There’s a terrifying amount who don’t even read, just go based off pictures.
- Comment on Gay times and tan lines 💅 1 week ago:
Yeah, I’ve heard it alongside the “always be hungry” mentality.
The idea is if you’re satisfied, you have no drive to move further.
- Comment on Lenovo is removing the iconic Trackpoint with its new ThinkPad X9 1 week ago:
No nipple to tweak? No deal!
- Comment on 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️⚧️ 2 weeks ago:
And the Bradford Pear, which I’ve heard a lot of people(mostly women) say smells like cum to them.
So you could be allergic to tree cum that smells like people cum.
- Comment on typical future ER visitor 2 weeks ago:
“Are we going past a zoo? I smell mashed bananas.
Oh fuck, what is running down that person’s leg right now‽”
- Comment on 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️⚧️ 2 weeks ago:
Ah. This is why so many of us pick flower names.
It’s the pollen making us trans.
- Comment on Hierarchy of needs 2 weeks ago:
More like 12 hours away.
Never had a better cheesesteak than that little hole-in-the-wall shop in a small town in West Virginia. Grumpy ass old man who ran the place, but he ran it right.
- Comment on The typecast continues 2 weeks ago:
European?
I thought he was Egyptian.
- Comment on Grim Dawn, one of the best ARPGs, is on sale right now ($2.50) 3 weeks ago:
I would go ahead and grab them, especially if they’re also still on sale, as a lot is unlocked immediately(the three masteries, you can enter Forgotten Gods content at any point by talking to an NPC. AoM requires beating the base game to start its act).
- Comment on Anons make the worst game ever 3 weeks ago:
The entire game is a series of chained together escort quests through dangerous territories, at awkward speed.
With extremely frequent pauses so the NPCs can spend 40 seconds fawning over the exact same flower they saw two feet back.
- Comment on Grim Dawn, one of the best ARPGs, is on sale right now ($2.50) 3 weeks ago:
I highly recommend grabbing at least Ashes of Malmouth and Forgotten Gods ASAP, if you find yourself enjoying the base game. Inquistor, Necromancer, and Oathkeeper really add to the build variety, and the expansion content itself is decently hefty and as well written as the base(which is absolutely great, especially for an ARPG. Dig into those lore notes you find!).
- Comment on words are fun 3 weeks ago:
That image sums up the entirety of the series. You’ll say it every other page.
- Comment on words are fun 3 weeks ago:
This is also the comic series that gave us Snowflame, who consumes extreme amounts of cocaine, which gives him his powers.
New Guardians was not a good series, but it’s funny as fuck in all the worst ways while also trying to deal with serious topics like “I’m gay, and have AIDs”.
- Comment on Fallout 76 Ghoul Experience Detailed by Bethesda 4 weeks ago:
He doesn’t have time for self improvement.
He just works.
- Comment on Like a boss 4 weeks ago:
Still using “Nipponites”?
The preferred nomenclature today is “Weebs of the Seas”.
- Comment on Pterosaurs 1 month ago:
Our future overlords can be easily manipulated with Taco Bell and alcohol.
You won’t even notice if it happens.
- Comment on Pterosaurs 1 month ago:
Thinking takes brain wrinkles.
There’s no thoughts in that head. Merely a marble.
- Comment on Assassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM 1 month ago:
They’ve been at it with this for a minute. I think Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate was the first one I really noticed it in when it was pushing a map that showed you all the locations for one collectible.
- Comment on Assassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM 1 month ago:
So they can turn around and sell you the cheats through an online store.
Don’t want to just giving yourself everything, gotta fork over even more if you want that pretty sword, or a collectibles map.
- Comment on Anon is a nostalgic gamer 1 month ago:
MechAssault, all the way back on the OG Xbox. I wish I could remember all the names. So many fun times had trying the stupidest things and somehow winning, like two of us in Raptors going on Ýmir and Loki hunting missions.
- Comment on AND THEY DIDN'T STOP EATING 1 month ago:
Normally I recommend we start small, just a little fire.
Fuck it in this case. Exterminatus.
- Comment on Predator: Badlands will have the Predator as its hero: ‘the creature is front and centre’ 1 month ago:
“Humanize them, emotionally connect with them”
… Motherfucker, it’s a Yautja. I don’t want to emotionally resonate with him, I want to see him pointed at something just as dangerous and 10 times as ugly. I want an hour and a half of a hunt that ends with a head sliced off and mounted to a wall.
- Comment on at this point it just feels vindictive 1 month ago:
I’d love that, but a part of me is worried about Second Son feeling clunky in sections from having to either translate the motion and touchpad controls to another controller or keyboard, or they’d have to cut the interactive bits into animations.
- Comment on BIOMES 1 month ago:
Yeah, what the fuck?
A plain is mostly grasses. Meadows, fields, and battlefields have flowers.
And love can bloom on them.
- Comment on wrappers 2 months ago:
When you encounter things like this, God has abandoned you.
Fire hasn’t, though. Fire has no fickle loyalties. All can burn.
- Comment on the emperor 2 months ago:
Well, unless he’s insanely strong, he did it with weapons sized for him, or is a master poisoner.
Both are equally impressive achievements for his physical limitations, in that Genghis Khan sorta way.
- Comment on the emperor 2 months ago:
Well, he looks quite pleased about it. Probably takes a lot for a caterpillar to reach the rank of Emperor.