No flames? Pathetic
Racing stripes ofc
Submitted 4 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
That dude don’t give a fuck
postnataldrip@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Turtle GT
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Fun fact, turtle racing is/was a thing. And it uses painted turtles
brokenlcd@feddit.it 4 weeks ago
In my country the joke would be most likely “moses has passed here” but i think the speed one works better. Considering the usual stereotype of turtles being slow. ( which i don’t get since i’ve seen water turtles be absolute menaces on land. Not the fastest. But WAY faster than one would expect)
Lemmist@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Turtle go brrrrr.
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Forgot to name it Sanic the Tortoise
user1234@lemmynsfw.com 4 weeks ago
Spoiler alert!
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
DEN WHY IZN’T IT RED?
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
Orange iz kombination uv red an yellow, so it powerful an fast. An’ turtle best green like best ork.
IT IZ A SUPER KREATURE!
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Sponsored by McLaren.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 weeks ago
‘Da stripe iz red derefore it’s fasta.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It needs to be faster, but three times faster would just be excessive.