Racing stripes ofc

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• NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  DEN WHY IZN’T IT RED?

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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Orange iz kombination uv red an yellow, so it powerful an fast. An’ turtle best green like best ork.

    IT IZ A SUPER KREATURE!

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  • CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sponsored by McLaren.

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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ‘Da stripe iz red derefore it’s fasta.

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It needs to be faster, but three times faster would just be excessive.

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• tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No flames? Pathetic

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• cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That dude don’t give a fuck

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• postnataldrip@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Turtle GT

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  • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fun fact, turtle racing is/was a thing. And it uses painted turtles

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• brokenlcd@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  In my country the joke would be most likely “moses has passed here” but i think the speed one works better. Considering the usual stereotype of turtles being slow. ( which i don’t get since i’ve seen water turtles be absolute menaces on land. Not the fastest. But WAY faster than one would expect)

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• Lemmist@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Turtle go brrrrr.

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• DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Forgot to name it Sanic the Tortoise

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• user1234@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Spoiler alert!

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