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• Findus_Falke@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  so, it’s a predator goat.

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  • protist@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m going to guess as an island species, it had no natural predators, and therefore the evolutionary pressure for it to have a wide field of view did not exist

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    • fristislurper@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Probably, although there would still need to be some evolutionary pressure for forward facing eyes… I wonder what it is.

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    • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Curious to consider that by being an apex consumer, it is a predator by default, even if its prey is flora.

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    • pjwestin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean, it it has pupils like that, it has a wide field of vision. That’s the whole point of rectangular pupils. I would assume that having front-facing eyes would also give it depth perception, but maybe it needed that for making difficult jumps or something?

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  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It DOES seem menacing

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  • Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ‘There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man’

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “If it bleats, we can kill it.”

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      youtu.be/qlicWUDf5MM

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    • D_C@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “I’m scared, Poncho”

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  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Eater Goats…

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• jwt@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Suddenly those creepy Renaissance paintings of animals make a lot more sense.

  Image

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• TTH4P@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve always wanted to look a goat directly in the eyes. It’s a dream of mine.

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  • godlessworm@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i was crowned the GOAT of autism, i would volunteer but i dont like eye contact

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  • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That requires a mirror with most goats.

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Looks like one of those Oblivion npc

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  • TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • BattleMasker@r.nf ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re the one I saw in my dreams!

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• gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I vote for you as president of the fediverse

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• LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hell no

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  • maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think you mean Hail Satan.

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    • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nah, even Satan is uncomfortable looking at that one. Sacrifice not accepted. In fact, resurrected.

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Goats already usually look high, this fella is in the stratosphere

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Looks like something in medieval paintings.

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  • Dialectical_Idealist@lemmygrad.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Looks like something that needs to be burned with fire

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• Litebit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So it’s a predator?

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  • andybytes@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Beat me to it. I was like pretty soon it’s gonna start eating you.

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  • Stamau123@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Preys upon grass

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• flango@lemmy.eco.br ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  GNU

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  • rustydomino@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Definitely not UNIX 😬

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• PotatoLibre@feddit.it ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Extinct due attacks from behind

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• Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It looks like it was drawn by a furry artist who specializes in particularly perverted characters. I love it!

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “It’s just my artstyle!!111”

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    • Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pervgoat is in the prowl for more pussy after being released for his third public indecency offense.

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• samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It was also a cold-blooded mammal.

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  • Kornblumenratte@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, it wasn’t. Or to be exact, we don’t know, but it’s highly unlikely. In 2009, the bone growth pattern of Myotragus was thought to occur only in cold blooded animals, but in 2012 they found it is widespread in extant mammals as well.

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    • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh, that’s good to know! I wondered how a cold-blooded mammal could be a thing.

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  • HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    TIL there was a 5M year old cold-blooded mammal that humans killed off (but ofc).

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    • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I actually missed the part that we killed them off. “Heh heh, look at the funny-faced little goats Let’s kill 'em!” Jerks.

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• Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Predator goat species any% speedrun when

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• JoeBidet@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It went extinct 5000y ago… so it has to be a reconstitution based on fossils…?

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    5000 years could mean bones rather then fossils.

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• RangerJosey@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nature of Predators.

  I get why they were scared now.

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  • Arkthos@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I did not expect a NoP reference here, but nevertheless it was what I immediately thought about seeing this image lmao.

    Imagine a poor venlil born with this defect.

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    • RangerJosey@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not having access to NoP anymore was the worse part of being permabanned from reddit. I love it.

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• dechnically@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I trust him

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Uh, Falkor, is that you?

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  • oce@jlai.lu ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s Falkand now.

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• ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He’s on a good trip

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• dan69@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this the og Donkey from shork?

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  • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes

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• RandoMcRanderton@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s just like your opinion, man.

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• cosmictrickster@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And I shall call it Ron Perlman.

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• resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🙂

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• OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This recreation of an extinct species brought to you by the makers of

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• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Seems like a chill dude I could go for a drink with

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• RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Hi kids! I’m so stoned, I can barely climb 😵‍💫”

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• Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dude looks shifty af

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• godlessworm@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  he looks like one of those guys who has a million broken down cars and lawn mowers on his yard but he can fix your car with a pepsi can and some zipties if you throw him 20 bucks

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• literallyacat@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wonder if its panoramic vision overlaps in the front since the eyes are too close

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• wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When the edible hits you to hard…

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