psycho_driver

@psycho_driver@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Saturday night ended⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My marriage in a nutshell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Saturday night ended⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I use this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Saturday night ended⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes my “girls who can get it” to “got it” ratio works out to something like my odds of winning the next billion dollar powerball.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon asks out a friend⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a heterosexual story.

  Still gay though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The bullet engravings as per WSJ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Where can I apply for this job?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The bullet engravings as per WSJ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The guy they’ve arrested grew up with republican parents (cop dad) and around guns his whole life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The bullet engravings as per WSJ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Facebook is a far right propaganda pushing tool now too. It’s always been crap, but good lord.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shhh⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Reddit’s such a shithole these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That and Israel keeps escalating on the fuck around scale, inevitably heading toward the find out axis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard Times Square and the likely sniper was Zohran Mamdani.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Judging by the weird way his head lolled back I’m pretty sure it severed his spine too. Double whammy. Dude was dead before he knew what hit him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Utah Valley University isn’t even a real place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All in a day's work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I also feel that Finnish Barbers often go wanting for work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nearly 1,000 ‘worker over billionaire’ actions planned for Labor Day in US⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A thousand Luigis would get the point across better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  RFK?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do you slice it??⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The scientists had to go through many more proportionate animals before discovering that half a giraffe was a near perfect match for the size of the asteroid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🏹🏹🏹⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m still deciding if the payoff was worth the buildup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If your happiness is derived from your enjoyment of a false (i.e. fictional) stories, is that truely happiness, or is that technically a delusion?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why else would people use drugs? The problem is that the side effects from drugs tend to increase unhappiness when you’re not on them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If your happiness is derived from your enjoyment of a false (i.e. fictional) stories, is that truely happiness, or is that technically a delusion?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Happiness is a release of chemicals to receptors in your brain. If doing something makes you happy, then it makes you happy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit's getting real⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Recession incoming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US education⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, from someone who studied electrical theory in a ‘normal’ university, the author isn’t completely off base in that we know what electricity is but not why electricity is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨workflow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are the reasons we’ll never build anything like that again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon witnesses excellent security⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget your new 32 character/symbol/number/nordic rune passwords that will need to be changed every 17 days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are the boys back in town?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Where I am at it is summer so yes, the boys are in town.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah . . . this is why I don’t like missionary position much. My wife is a fit 140lbs. I’m a somewhat fit 220lbs. I want to have sex, not a plank PR while twerking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did AT&T think "Eye of Sauron" was the way to go?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you ever spoken to AT&T customer service?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon isn't a Microsoft fan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hiring a third of linkedin would cause even Saudi oil to go bankrupt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moderation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously an undercover moderator.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elmo is on fire⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure it’s just Elon embracing the Elmo moniker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name the best R&B girl group of all time.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My vote would go to TLC.