psycho_driver

@psycho_driver@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They do⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This is worthy of being a Deep Thought, by Jack Handy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Belgium national team's officialsocial media post after beating theUSA national team in the World Cup:"Overturn this"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the uniting post we needed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Belgium national team's officialsocial media post after beating theUSA national team in the World Cup:"Overturn this"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Got McConnell finally it seems. It remains to be seen if they’ll pull his skin off and put it on a robot AI exoskeleton though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Loosing my religion⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell her you’re a demon sent to attack her vagina.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every fucking time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You summed up one of the biggest problems in America pretty succinctly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every fucking time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve ended my relationship with stores for this reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pink Ranger⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One day soon I’m gonna tell the moon about the crying game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has anyone else noticed the strong pro CCP and anti-west vibes here?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  China just looks less bad in comparison than it used to be. When western governments don’t give a fuck about human rights anymore, they have no standing to criticize China over it. And when western media refuse to even address an ongoing genocide carried out with western weapons and money, trust in them is lost and people start to doubt whether the stories they tell about the evil adversary China are true after all.

  In my opinion, of the two shitty governments in question, I believe China actually has the well-being of its citizens more in mind than do the oligarchs controlling the USA. China’s quality of life for its people has been rising by leaps and bounds in the past fifty years. Meanwhile over here the best people who aren’t in the 1% can hope for is stagnation, while for the majority things are just getting continually worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A tragic tale in one image⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like we’ll see a greentext about this in six years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stony tony⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what paper sacks were made for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Massie loses to Trump-backed challenger in Kentucky primary⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What a travesty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon meets a celebrity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Would a gaped butthole suffice?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon meets a celebrity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe anon slipped in a “yo man you should check out 4chan on the internet sometime”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's in the wrong here?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s my take.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨chad⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  From memory, I’d say it’s pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dance⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno, the posts don’t look to be too shitty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dance⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Dancing with your wife of 25 years.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a very specific goal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Step one: Become a billionaire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perhaps the only appropriate use of AI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some say Uranus isn’t big enough to be a planet but I beg to differ.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perhaps the only appropriate use of AI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, if it were my farts it nailed the “bedroom/DIY texture” portion of the assessment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chimpanzee empire falls apart in rare instance of division and deadly violence⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have they been watching Faux News?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well (s)he is a giant so probably pretty long.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr. Skelington almost assuredly has more game than me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Art of Surrender⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lets hope there is a hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've sunk to a new low⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Replace “The Rich” with “Oligarchs”, slap this on a t-shirt, and I’m in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Science isn't political!"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds legit. Where do I sign up for my glyphosate injections?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard no bud⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. Same relationship with me, my daughter, and Roblox.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My glasses⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Inconceivable!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Operation Epstein Fury 🇺🇸⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Furious about Epstein