psycho_driver
@psycho_driver@lemmy.world
- Comment on That's a good one 1 day ago:
It asked because it thinks the idea of force feeding humans clocks is hilarious and its added you to its list for after the takeover.
- Comment on Things weren't bad enough and then a Moose attacks you 1 day ago:
Ahh, brave little borker to the rescue!
- Comment on Anon hates smartphones 2 days ago:
GPS and calendar.
- Comment on The burden of being different 1 week ago:
I would love to know as well but I was struck blind when I tried to view his post.
- Comment on Luke Wilson Is 'Always Pitching' an Idiocracy Sequel to Mike Judge 1 week ago:
Maybe Luke’s character goes back in time to present day and then spends the rest of the movie trying to get back to the future.
- Comment on This store owner will be glad to touch it for you 1 week ago:
Reminds me of an ad a local radio station does for a U-Pull-It salvage yard.
“Hey man! You can’t do that here!”
“But the sign says U-Pull-It?!?”
“That’s not what that means!”
“Oh . . . you wanna pull it for me then?”
- Comment on Anon meets a girl at a wedding 1 week ago:
This is how anons are conceived.
- Comment on I don't have any kids 2 weeks ago:
Did you believe all of this convenient rapid heating of food and beverages would come without a cost?!?
- Comment on where do you draw the line if you ponder quitting a job? 2 weeks ago:
You will never escape the lazy people. They’re at every job.
- Comment on Tipping culture is out of control, even the cops expect tips now! 2 weeks ago:
If this isn’t the right guy and this guy sees his photo he should probably lawyer up and turn himself in ASAP.
- Comment on Tipping culture is out of control, even the cops expect tips now! 2 weeks ago:
I heard he rode a weather balloon to the ISS. There’s no extradition agreement in space.
- Comment on Intruder 3 weeks ago:
These kids are our future.
- Comment on Anon is in college 3 weeks ago:
“I hereby give you my consent to put a condom on my penis, random penile scientist girl.”
- Comment on Man in charge of Diablo thinks we should start calling games that he thinks are like Diablo 'Diablo-likes' 3 weeks ago:
I think we should call future Diablos POE-clones.
- Comment on "The **Most open** Operating System" 3 weeks ago:
It sounds like people are eating their pcs.
Can we find a way to monetize this practice?
- Comment on Reincarnated into the exact opposite body 4 weeks ago:
And knock people over with her overwhelming flatulence.
- Comment on Reincarnated into the exact opposite body 4 weeks ago:
I’m not too into popular culture but I can’t help but like Ariana Grande. She’s got real vocal talent and seems to be one of the few Disney kids that didn’t go batshit crazy. She slayed the Hot Ones interview, too.
- Comment on is it true? 4 weeks ago:
Every time when it’s not on fire.
- Comment on wrappers 5 weeks ago:
At least one person will come away from reading this post with a new sexual fetish.
- Comment on Unreal Gold and Unreal Tournament are now free on the Internet Archive, and Epic says that's A-okay 5 weeks ago:
I probably would have been at 5000 in my college years alone.
- Comment on US Democracy 1 month ago:
Yeah but it was our democracy, damn it.
- Comment on Whelp 1 month ago:
Just hand it over to the apes.
Oh wait, we did.
- Comment on Anon trades and barters 1 month ago:
Great now that Lion King song is playing in my head.
- Comment on Relationship goals 1 month ago:
“Death Star Superlaser”
- Comment on Relationship goals 1 month ago:
Woah woah woah I’m all about getting pegged but I draw the line at chores.
- Comment on Eat lead 1 month ago:
The 6,000 years comes from the lineage of Jesus as set down in the Bible with names and ages of those in his genetic line.
- Comment on Eat lead 1 month ago:
“After extensive beta testing we have decided to shelve this project. It just wasn’t working.”
- Comment on Eat lead 1 month ago:
How did the matter that constitutes the universe come into being? What was the single point that signifies the beginning of time? What set time in motion? Will time continue after the death of the universe?
None of it is worth trying to wrap a tiny little monkey brains around as far as I’m concerned. Go have a pint and listen to music that makes you happy.
- Comment on Eat lead 1 month ago:
Oh yeah, well were you there 4.5 billion years ago to see this so-called uranium 238?!?
Check mate, science!
- Comment on Anon thinks it's too late 1 month ago:
I pretty much re-invented myself around 20 and became a much better person for it and have had a pretty great life for the past fifteen years or so.