psycho_driver

@psycho_driver@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dance⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno, the posts don’t look to be too shitty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dance⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Dancing with your wife of 25 years.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a very specific goal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Step one: Become a billionaire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perhaps the only appropriate use of AI⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some say Uranus isn’t big enough to be a planet but I beg to differ.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perhaps the only appropriate use of AI⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, if it were my farts it nailed the “bedroom/DIY texture” portion of the assessment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chimpanzee empire falls apart in rare instance of division and deadly violence⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have they been watching Faux News?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well (s)he is a giant so probably pretty long.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr. Skelington almost assuredly has more game than me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Art of Surrender⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lets hope there is a hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've sunk to a new low⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Replace “The Rich” with “Oligarchs”, slap this on a t-shirt, and I’m in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Science isn't political!"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds legit. Where do I sign up for my glyphosate injections?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard no bud⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. Same relationship with me, my daughter, and Roblox.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My glasses⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Inconceivable!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Operation Epstein Fury 🇺🇸⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Furious about Epstein

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ard⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Today I learned I might be too ret.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is going to be rich⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon is already rich in extra chromosomes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨misleading cover⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Complete with the little spelling and grammar mistakes that such a novel would contain. Ahem, allegedly contain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨misleading cover⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is the minotaur’s left “leg” purple and engorged?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One of the most interesting things that happens when you are old⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I just want to say that I appreciate that this was de-zittered to be posted here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Statement From The White House⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is one of those where I have no idea if it really happened or not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if portals are invented, will I be able to eat out myself?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm. Portal gloryhole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like pubs in Europe are different than they are in the US. If you go to a dive bar in the US there’s a real chance you might end up stabbed or shot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, there’s some personal choice involved here. My wife and I and a friend, all middle aged, visited a bar recently to hang out and burn some time and it was busy and noisy (like, piped music and chatter noisy). We moved on and found a less busy bar where we could talk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valheim player keeps building Dollar Generals despite friend begging them to stop: 'I do not want to play Valheim with Greg anymore'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So pretty much just like real life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to understand credit scores⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s more likely that they reach out to the people buying their leaked data on the black market and request feedback on whose profiles they were able to use to gain access to credit or not. Those profiles obviously must have good credit so they bump up their scores.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to understand credit scores⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like wasps and police officers. If you ignore it and pretend it doesn’t exist it most likely won’t bother you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Having a rough morning. I'm still pondering the question about beavers, and my kid asks me THIS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The people are only dead because they refused to keep giving the Tooth Fairy their teeth, so (s)he killed them but will honor their wish in death.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a wholesome thought⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking Hannibal, one of the greatest military generals in history, died in exile in Assyria after he cut his thumb on his sword and went septic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a wholesome thought⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shout out to indoor plumbing yo