Fart kontrol

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• manigordo@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I’d probably be pull over by the police officers everyday.

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m blowing past that limit

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• Bort@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’re never going to believe this - Image

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  • PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Funny, that movie was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down” in English.

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  • cdf12345@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    If this bus drops under 50 MPH, you’re gonna see some serious shit.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The tagline makes it even funnier

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      As someone who only speaks English, that movie poster is clearly just using Simlish. Gjor deg klar? For rosh tid! Sui sui, haha! relationship improved

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  • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Unbelievable

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• SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I know this is old, but it is a bit irksome that this post is titled “Fact of the day” when it can’t even keep its facts straight about which country does what.

  Those signs aren’t from Sweden. Our traffic agency (who prints the signs) doesn’t use ‘fart’ meaning ‘speed’ - except for ‘gångfartsområde’, ‘walking speed area’, which disappointingly enough doesn’t even have the text on it - but mainly uses ‘hastighet’ meaning ‘velocity’. Other commenters in this thread have posted examples of ‘fart’ in a different meaning being used on Swedish traffic signs.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    both the E47 and E55 also don’t exist in sweden, E55 is only signposted up until køge in denmark.

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• GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is either Norwegian or Danish.

  It’s true that ‘fart’ means speed in Swedish, but in this context ‘hastighet’ would be used (~‘hastiness’).

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  • nao@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Probably Denmark then. European route E47 goes from Germany to Sweden, E55 from Greece to Sweden. In Denmark they share the same physical road for a while.

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i think we figured out last time this was posted that it’s danish.

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  • Scrollone@feddit.it ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hmm I’ve been to Sweden and I’ve seen many fart kontrol signs. I know because I took funny selfies in front of them

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    • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ‘Fart’ does refer to speed occasionally, but the key here is that it’s always called ‘Hastighetskontroll’ in Swedish. Note the double ‘L’ in ‘kontroll’ and the compounding of ‘hastighet’ and ‘kontroll’.

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      then you weren’t in sweden. we dont even signpost them.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I guess this is where we get “haste”?

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    • bricklove@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’d be more accurate to say they share the same origin. Swedish and English are both part of the Germanic language family.

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      and “fart” is where you get “fare”, as in to travel. or rather, we both got them from german.

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  • SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ‘Hastighet’ means velocity.

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “fart” is colloquial swedish for speed, but the actual meaning (as used on signage) is “travel” or “fare”, like german “fahr-” words. so we have “sjöfart” (seafaring), “rymdfart” (space travel), “fartvind” (wind rushing by when moving quickly), “uppfart” (driveway) and, importantly for signs, “utfart” and “infart” (exit and entry for vehicles).

  my favorite of this is a sign nearby on a narrow road that warns about multiple exits with no sight lines.

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  English: ride to art museum

  German: Fahrt zum Kunstmuseum

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  1000032418

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  • PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Nah. Just let it rip.You’ll have to get used to each other’s farts eventually. Might as well get it over with right on the first date.

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  • chellomere@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hah, just wait until you get to the slutstation!

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    • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Every station is a slutstation when you’re with me, baby.

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• kfr@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s not the fart that kills, but the smell.

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  • SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For the uninitiated: This is a Swenglish joke, a mistranslation of “It’s not the speed (fart) that kills, but the impact (smäll)”

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Always practice fartkontrol, when you go to the slutstation.

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• TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• bremen15@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That kind of speed is called hastighet in Swedish…

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• matelt@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I will never not laugh at this

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  this post stinks

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• ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What is that 2 - 12 kmh sign? A speed limit for a pedestrian road?

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  • gigachad@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I guess you need to expect your farts being controlled over the next 2-12 km.

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  • PixTupy@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s not km/h, just km. So maybe from km 2 to km 12 on this road, they are “controlling the farts”.

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thor is that you?

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• toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  youtu.be/CixbO5wh1es

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• MissyBee@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I am only learning this now??!?!

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