chellomere

@chellomere@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5 tomatoes⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Crazy assumption. Yes, it’s true for the English speaking world, but it’s much more nuanced outside of it. Here’s a map from Wikipedia:

  en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_and_short_scales#/me…

  Keep in mind that your link to wiktionary only covers languages where it is spelled exactly “milliard”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5 tomatoes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “the world”?

  If you came over to the other side of the pond, you’d find that most of Europe is still using milliard, billiard, trilliard etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon eats Italian⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you think this is buttplug shaped you may need glasses. Or see a proctologist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🚨🚨🚨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, what about having one in the front and one in the back? I was in this situation the other day and even my honest law-abiding ass got nervous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All while the skeletal, crumbling, dusty bones of an econ major pulls business backwards into hell.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The artists can assist by drawing a line that goes more up. Problem solved!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a treat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  slommy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A different kind of blow job⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah but it blows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Message scheduling is a wonderful thing 💫⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What about when the recipient dies, so their loved ones get well wishes as if the person was still alive?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apart, low in cholesterine⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on how much animalic trace elements you accept. Related question: is pee vegan? A

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GET STICKY WITH IT⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks America

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm, squirrels are weirdly shaped birds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just.....why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You see, they’ll sell this information to your health insurance company, so that your premium will increase if they think you brush too seldom or not thoroughly enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fart kontrol⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hah, just wait until you get to the slutstation!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a game dev⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh to go back...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Today on Two Minute Papers…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear Kevin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think Karen is just as capable as Kevin of having gay sex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon considers LASIK⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve learnt the hard way to always bring a second pair of glasses for any trip, no matter how short.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regularly⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When the conversation does happen, the participants don’t follow the preplanned answers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Polar bears⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  She likes them brown boys

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The clueless people are out there among us⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Compared to the US, EU extension cords are actually reliable and not death traps. It’s not a big deal if you need one.

  But as I said in another comment, one outlet per receptacle is not the standard, at least not here. We have two.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The clueless people are out there among us⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  European plugs have the same problem. And you only get like, one outlet per receptacle? Guess you’re shit out of luck if you wanna plug anything else in the same spot.

  The standard amount of outlets per receptacle here (Sweden) is two. Maybe in very old houses it would be only one, but that’s rare. If you run into that, therr are splitters that make one into two, you don’t need to have an extender to split it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is America⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, this is Persian. I think it may be influenced by خنده which means laugh or smile.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is America⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  خخخخخخخخ

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trust the process!⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  100% of it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aaaaah⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL that it’s called a charley horse in English

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Youtube replaced unicode emojis with fucking images⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I think if they just filled the alt= attribute with the emoji this would copy fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it generally safe to walk through a field of cows?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What they say for horses is that if you’re going to walk behind one, stay just behind it. That way if it does decide to kick you, the legs won’t be able to build up momentum and will be mostly vertical before hitting you. Under no circumstance walk 1-2m behind it, you can die if it hits you in the head.

  Apply at your own risk to cows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll just leave this here...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like real hands but not her hands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How you 👁 rainbows 🌈⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  AAAAAAA DOUBLE RAINBOW

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know the difference!!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, I’m looking for you in the bog but you’re not there