Greatest train robbery ever

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• RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or a deer!

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  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean, until the next train comes that is

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    • Routhinator@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah I was just picturing the Disney like scene of all kinds of cute animals and birds eating corn, then as the you keep looking you see the express train roll through.

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    • supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They are so slow that is not a concern

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      LOL, my first thought. There’ll be deer guts everywhere.

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s a lot of polenta!

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  • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The insurance company must be navigating a legal maize here

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    • Introversion@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Never stop being corny.

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    • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s a kernel of truth in that statement.

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  it’s okay to swear on the internet

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  • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not the internet. I just don’t want to swear around the squirrels.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s fair, squirrels can get mighty cranky and those teeth can do some damage.

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  • bnfdhfdhfd2@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you fucking serious?!

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• Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I see a lot of diabetic squirrels in your future… My god that’s a lot of diabetic squirrels…”

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The yellow brick road

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• affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  that would be so much popcorn. imagine the amount of movies you could watch with that much popcorn. youd be set for life

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Over before I start the movie mate

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Deer buffet.

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  • modus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Followed by venison tartare.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You do you. I would not put a piece of random deer meat in my mouth, no matter how fresh.

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• TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And anything that likes to eat squirrels.

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