My friend came up with almost the exact same thing during high school. The only difference is that the DK stood for “Donkey Kong”.
Dear Kevin
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hellfire103@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’ve also said Donkey Kong for years!
SoupBrick@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
Memorable 👍
expatriado@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
so it was for Kevin
scbasteve7@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Why wouldn’t you use Karen…?
AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s gay sex, dummy.
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Karen can have gay sex too, if she wants.
Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Well, Kevin makes more sense to have gay sex with than Karen. At least if you are male.
thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
This is why we need more women in STEM.
chellomere@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I think Karen is just as capable as Kevin of having gay sex.
AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m starting to think no one here knows this is from a TV show…
skeesx@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
kibiz0r@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
Kevin likes to be used
BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
When I was in 9th grade our geography teacher put us in groups and assigned each of us a group of countries to memorize. We were given the task of creating a mnemonic to help us memorize. We got central America.
Panama, Costa arica, Nicaragua Honduras, El Salvador, Guatemala, Belize, Mexico.
Please Call Nick He Sucks Good Butt Man.
It has been over 30 years and I’ve still never called Nick, but I’ll never forget central America.
psud@aussie.zone 5 weeks ago
We had to memorise South East Asia and its capitals. You had it easy. Look up the capital of Brunei.
We weren’t advised to use mnemonics
WhatThaFudge@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
Why didn’t you make it “great” sex?
Great Community reference btw
markovs_gun@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s pride month
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I love that show, too.
I took the liberty of looking up adjectives that start with ‘g’ and sorted them by frequency of use. I found it amusing:
Good
Green
General
Global
Grand
Golden
Guilty
Genetic
Gentle
Grim
Genuine
Gray
Growing
Graphic
Grateful
Glaring
Gracious
Greedy
Glorious
Giant
Grave
Grumpy
Gallant
Gaudy
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Gray sex.
You know, sex between people of Pierce’s age.
sthetic@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
I choose guilty sex.
It makes it a little raunchy, without explaining why.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I don’t know why Kevin would be interested with some physical XX And XY chromosomes
markovs_gun@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
There’s a particularly horrible one people used to use to remember resistor color codes-
“Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly.”
Black, brown, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet, gray, white
thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 5 weeks ago
Having worked with a bunch of Boomer and older Gen X EEs, it is a fucking misogynistic boys club of white ass old men with undiagnosed autism. I have never heard so many racist and sexist jokes in the workplace.
So this surprises me not at all (in fact, I think I’ve heard it before, but as “Black Boys * * *”).
foo@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
It’s actually worse still. When I first heard it, the second B wasn’t “boys”. I’m Gen X and it was disgusting to hear even back then. Please don’t lump us in with the boomers. A lot changed in a few short years.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Boomer Bigots Rely On Yellow-bellied Garbage By Vulgarizing General Wisdom
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Black, brown, then the fucking colors of the rainbow in order, gray, white.
If you need a mnemonic to memorize that, you’re gonna have some trouble actually building out your lookup table in your head of immediately knowing that red=2, yellow=4, etc.
lemmyingly@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I’ve never clocked on that the colors are in the order of the rainbow. Mind blown that it’s taken your comment to highlight this for me.
I also like that the colors surrounding are shades of lightness… cough cough let’s ignore the brown.
Cuberoot@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
For those who enjoy a little racism with their misogyny, there’s a way to disambiguate one of the B colors.
lemmyingly@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
The racist term I was taught when I was a young person
(Color of darkness) (fatherless children) (coerced non-consensual reproduction activities) our (new people to the world) (XX people) but (pure people) go without.
I hate reading resistor color codes because which is the correct orientation for the resistor. Band gaps and positions on real world resistors don’t stand out as much as what the theoretical charts show - so I always meter them anyway.
HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
To add to this, my dad told me that “Get Some Now” was sometimes tacked on to indicate tolerance levels. Gold (5%), Silver (10%), Nothing (0%).
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
What the fuck
PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I remember telling my bio-chem mom about ‘King Phillip Came Over For Great Spaghetti’ in middle school. Didn’t realize why she chuckled until later.
rat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Wow, my bf’s name is Kenny and we love having gay sex, so this is perfect for me!
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Is he a ratfucker
Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
My GCSE bio class taught something along the lines of “Dear kinky prostitutes, come over for great sex”
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Interesting. Kevin showed up either way.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
The man loves his work. You gotta admire it.
From 20 feet away with a full NBC suit and some plastic sheeting, but you gotta.
0x0@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Kevin goes both ways.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Remember Send Vedding Present.
blazeknave@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Literally taught my son about Prince Philip a few hours ago. And learned domains is a thing now. Wish I could show him this for the serendipity but def no lol
Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What are learned domains?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
i think theyre referring to the mnemonic
King Phillip Came Over From Great Spain
=
Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species
and theyre saying they should add Domains to this (that precedes Kingdom)
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I can never remember that. Thanks!
BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I feel like Community inadvertently helped so many biology students in the past 10 years.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
due to the ‘Dont Say Gay’ bill my biology teacher said it was “great sex” instead of “gay sex”.
literally 1984
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Great (gay) sex
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Anybody got a sexy mnemonic that includes subphylum, subclass, superorder, suborder, etc? Or, more to the point, what taxonomic system gets us to the orgy the fastest?
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Didn’t know Kevin was such a sub…
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Sure, just tag “and subphylum, subclass, superorder, suborder” to the end, so that it’s ASSSS
And you know everyone wants and ASSSS orgy
goldfndr@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
spermy scat sometime soon
TheTurner@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
for classes of stars!
TheTurner@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Yes! I learned it in astronomy class in 2008 and have never forgotten it! Lol.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Taxonomy is much more complicated than I remember from high school. For one thing I thought it started with Kingdom, which consisted of Animal and Plant. There’s like 20x more to it. And I actually liked school and mostly paid attention. WTF?
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
When I learned about taxonomy in the 90’s they hadn’t really sequenced many genomes, so taxonomy was still very much phenotype driven, rather than the modern genetic/molecular approaches. I just assumed that everything I learned has become out of date.
Bosht@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
See my stupid ass would remember the fun phrase but not the related factual word. So I’d just have phrases with no inkling what the original info was.
Wilco@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I hate that I have learned this factoid.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Do these mnemonics actually help?
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Well I still remember Roy G. Biv and Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally so maybe?
psud@aussie.zone 5 weeks ago
PEMDAS for order of operations, we had BEDMAS which seemed memorable on it’s own, since we called these ‘()’ brackets and multiplication and division are equal so can be either way
meyotch@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
Unequivocally yes.
I got a contest going with my plant systematics cohort (8 credit hours over an academic year, that’s a lot of plant id work). We would see who could come up with the filthiest mnemonics to remember plant families and such.
Our professor, a brilliant botanist with a filthy mind and tenure, was delighted beyond measure at how well the entire cohort did on the practical plant ID exams. But mostly he enjoyed watching our classroom discussions.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
I literally couldn’t tell you a single biology fact from my year studying it in HS but I remember King Phillip Came Over From Germany Stoned.
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Reminds us of how one of our teachers taught us SOHCAHTOA:
Sex On Hard Concrete Always Harms The Orgasmic Areas.
mondomon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Which is Domain? When I learned this, it only started at Kevin. Nice to see folks getting more polite regarding their gay sex.
jve@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Ah the things I learned from TV Funhouse!
Hoimo@ani.social 5 weeks ago
I don’t understand why you’d ever need to know this. What is a phylum anyway? Which animals share a phylum? Are bonobos and chimpanzees in a phylum, a family, a class? And what does that tell us about their relation that we couldn’t already tell from their characteristics?
seven_phone@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You use taxonomy to remind you to ask Kevin over?
hansolo@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
“Domain, Kingdom, Phy- oh no! Kevin is right there! OK, I should ask before I forget.”
Toldry@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Ah, the new Lemmy flipperoo
poplargrove@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Hold my Kevin (gives him a smooch), I’m going in!