thebardingreen
@thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz
- Technology Consultant.
- Software Developer.
- Musician.
- Burner.
- Game Master.
- Non-theistic Pagan.
- Cishet White Male Feminist.
- Father.
- Fountain Maker.
- Aquarium Builder.
- Hamster Daddy.
- Resident of Colorado.
- Anti-Capitalist.
- Hackerspace Regular.
- Traveler of the American West.
- Comment on The Problem of Writing Poems in the Shape of Deciduous Trees 4 days ago:
Once I figured out what was going on, reading it was much easier. Very clever.
- Comment on PhDebaters 1 week ago:
Sure, but it’s subjective. Like I’m Kantian in my interactions with LLMs for that exact reason. But I don’t expect anyone else to be.
I think the Kantian view can be viewed as “Good advice, but it’s still a personal decision” and we shouldn’t get judgy at people for the choices they make that don’t affect us when we don’t have the full context of their life situation. Especially when it comes to sexuality and kinks. What you do with your p-zombie in the privacy of your own bedroom is actually none of my business at the end of the day.
- Comment on PhDebaters 1 week ago:
- Comment on Missing banana for scale. 1 week ago:
Chewbacca here is first mate on a ship that might suit us.
RAWRGWAWGGR
- Comment on Become irresistible to women 1 week ago:
“I want to pollinate you and cover you in pine cones,” he whispered and she felt her sap run hot with desire. She shivered from more than the cool spring wind on her bark. His needles moved against hers in the breeze, tickling and prickling her deliciously and she could tell his wood was knotted and hard as his sticky sap dripped from it. She craved to feel him against her, branches and bark and overwhelming passion. And then she felt it, the microspores of his grainy discharge, carrying his potent gametophytes, exploded into her, settling among her needles. Her bark tingled with exquisite, syngamic release as her branches quivered in the cool spring wind and deep inside her ovules she felt his gametes fuse with hers. “Yes,” she whispered in the wind, “Take me! Fertilize me! Give me your nuts!”
“You know I’m your half brother,” he whispered as she shuddered in climax. “I don’t care,” she whispered back. “That makes it hotter.”
- Comment on Magic: The Gathering to Honor 60th Anniversary of Star Trek with Special Tribute Set 1 week ago:
MTG in 2027
I attack with Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s black knight
And Bonito Mussolini and the Blue Meany
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, the Rock, Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan
Take 10,521 damage unless you block with Chuck Norris.
- Comment on IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO 2 weeks ago:
My son and I have been watching the new season of Wednesday, and I could not help but read this comment in Jenna Ortega’s voice.
- Comment on 'Star Trek: Strange New Worlds' Producers Promise Season 4 Will Be Better 2 weeks ago:
I should have said “Post Enterprise.” Discovery lost me mostly during the section 31 season and completely during the time skip season.
- Comment on 'Star Trek: Strange New Worlds' Producers Promise Season 4 Will Be Better 2 weeks ago:
Somewhere in Season 3 is where I finally completely lost interest. It’s been slowly coming for me for a while. It wasn’t even a conscious decision, I stopped watching mid episode and haven’t cared to start again. I don’t even really remember what was going on (some Gorn related thing). At some point I had pulled out my phone and stopped paying attention.
Apparently, this season seems to be controversial, some people really love it and that’s great. Not here to hate on it or try to take that away from them. But I think post Discovery Trek really isn’t for me and I’m just feeling done.
- Comment on Awooga 2 weeks ago:
“Hentai Mommy boobs” is the technical term for those.
- Comment on Mood 3 weeks ago:
“I don’t vibe with the sea and ships are skibidi Ohio.”
~Charlotte Darwin.
- Comment on You're Welcome, Grandma! 3 weeks ago:
My grandmother was like that. She literally left me the stick my grandfather used to beat my dad his and brothers.
- Comment on THE SIMULATION 3 weeks ago:
Simulation reveals possible miracle cancer curing drug could allow information to travel faster than the speed of light,
- Comment on AI giants race to scoop up elusive real-world data 1 month ago:
Well yeah, they can’t keep training their models if all the available data is slop from their models.
A future is coming where it can just be your job to let an LLM observe your life 24/7… And that might be the only job available.
- Comment on Let's hear it, little lemmings. 1 month ago:
I think Tesla. I want to ask him about a bunch of the rumors and conspiracy theories about him. I’m sure almost all of them are bogus, but I’d love to know.
My son picked Einstein. He’s curious what his last words were.
- Comment on These new Captchas are getting out of hand. 1 month ago:
- Runs off to make a captcha that uses lioconcha hieroglyphica.
- Comment on Every question you ask, every comment you make, I'll be recording you 1 month ago:
I mean, I didn’t bother teading the OpenAI ToS or privacy policy.
I just assumed they were recording everything I did and would probably sell it get in the opportunity.
- Comment on Help. 1 month ago:
I am forced to admit that I knew that.
But my partner of 8 years has DID.
- Comment on Help. 1 month ago:
I can make that tomorrow…
- Comment on Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start. 1 month ago:
That guy they got to play Stephen Hawking in ST:TNG
- Comment on born 2 l8 1 month ago:
- Comment on beaver girls rise 1 month ago:
Nyan?
- Comment on MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: Scott Bakula will be attending STLV. 2 months ago:
Indeed.
- Comment on Why front-end development will persist 2 months ago:
I’m working with a team where my business partner and I are external consultants, but they also have internal developers (who are mostly very junior and need hand holding with things like using git).
Anyway, the CEO (without talking to us first) hired a pure vibe coder with no software engineering experience to build the user interface. Super nice guy, super easy to work worth, super eager to learn but OH MY GOD THIS CODE.
A lot of my work is / has been in cybersecurity (mostly for the space industry / NASA adjacent projects, but also less recently for start ups and fortune 500 companies). This app is the worst I’ve ever seen. The AI writes things SO weirdly. 30k lines of typescript to do something we could have done in 6k. Reams of dead code. Procedural code to do repeatable tasks instead of functions / classes (10 different ways of doing the same thing). API keys / data base credentials committed to git. API Keys stored in .env but then ALSO just hardcoded into the actual API calls. auditability
AND no. At the end of the day, it wasn’t cheaper or fast than it would have been to hire us to do it right. And the tech debt now accumulated to secure / maintain this thing? Security is a long term requirement, we’re bringing a buddy of mine in to pentest this thing next week, I expect him to find like 10-12 critical vulns. Wow.
tl;dr: If a project requires security, stability, auditability, or the need to quickly understand how something works / why something happens, DON’T vibe code it. You won’t save money OR time in the long run. If you’re project DOESN’T need any of those things (and never will), then by all means I guess, knock yourself out.
- Comment on Internet regulation is entering its hall pass era 2 months ago:
Driving wider adoption of alternative social media and privacy tools.
Although I expect them to try to come for us and our tools at some point.
- Comment on What's the story in your field? Here's mine 2 months ago:
TBH, 98% security problems in the Python ecosystem boil down to mission critical projects using old versions of libraries or straight up unmaintained libraries, where the library in question is 100+ megabytes of who knows what, but the project only imports one function, the utility of which the devs could have recreated themselves in 15 minutes without needing to use the library, especially lately when everyone just imports what the AI tells them to import.
- Comment on What's the story in your field? Here's mine 2 months ago:
Image This is me.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Saved me a click.
- Comment on ⚡️👇👇👇⚡️ 2 months ago:
Darth Tyrannosaurus.
- Comment on ⚡️👇👇👇⚡️ 2 months ago:
Is there actually any biologic mechanism to generat and conduct electricity at a high enough voltage and current that it can ionize air over a distance as large as that (looks like at least 1/2m) without damaging the actual animal doing it?
Midichlorians. The ability to cause an extinction level event is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
