thebardingreen
@thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz
- Technology Consultant.
- Software Developer.
- Musician.
- Burner.
- Game Master.
- Non-theistic Pagan.
- Cishet White Male Feminist.
- Father.
- Fountain Maker.
- Aquarium Builder.
- Hamster Daddy.
- Resident of Colorado.
- Anti-Capitalist.
- Hackerspace Regular.
- Traveler of the American West.
- Comment on GET REKT 3 hours ago:
Deceased! Passed it’s due! Joined the choir invisible!
- Comment on GET REKT 1 day ago:
Can’t you just literally put an [X] for Twitter?
- Comment on New IT Support in Town 1 week ago:
I read Secrets of a Super Hacker in the 90s when I was a teenager. There’s a whole chapter on this, except back then he used to walk straight into the offices of targets and get hired as a consultant.
- Comment on Amazon starts selling Hyundai cars, more brands next year 1 week ago:
You wouldn’t download a car.
- Comment on It's all a little bit mathy. 2 weeks ago:
I once experienced the carpet morphing into an Aztec mandala, which I then fell into and spiraled downwards through into a vast lime colored underground sea in a cavern full of purple bats.
This happened while I was trying to have sex (amazingly, we succeeded, it helped that my wife was sober).
- Comment on Destiny 2 weeks ago:
"And of course, the bombs and the rockets and the bullets are all shaped like dicks. It’s a subconscious need to project the penis into other people’s affairs. It’s called: “FUCKING WITH PEOPLE!!!” -George Carlin
- Comment on CENSORED!!!!!!!!!!1 3 weeks ago:
Tekeli-li!
- Comment on Yeast 3 weeks ago:
marmite yummy
I’m really sorry, but you lost me.
- Comment on AND THEY DIDN'T STOP EATING 3 weeks ago:
Indeed.
- Comment on BACK IT UP 4 weeks ago:
I could see a world where all politicians are required to do a guided LSD trip prior to taking office being better than this one.
- Comment on BACK IT UP 4 weeks ago:
I actually met this mother fucker in Mexico in 1999, giving a talk on habitat preservation at Lagoona San Ignacio to a bunch of C list celebrities who were there to support the Natural Resource Defense Council and it’s efforts to stop Mitsubishi from building a salt extraction plant in the middle of a gray whale breeding sanctuary (super good cause).
I was there with a bunch of high school students who’s rich white parents paid for them to go on an expensive ass field trip to watch whales fuck (and do eco protest activist tourism). Coincidentally, the NRDC was there too and they got really excited to invite a bunch of American highschool students to their media shindig.
RFK Jr. got SUPER drunk and gave a sloppy, rambling, barely coherent speech, thanking people for their generosity. The kids were like “WTF is up with this dude? We’ve never seen grownups act like this!”
We did get to hear some really cool marine biologists talk about grey whales. Then one of THEM (Roger Payne, I think) got really drunk too and told us “Whales are people damn it! But you can’t publish that! You can’t fucking publish that!”
- Comment on can they?? 4 weeks ago:
Silly human, clams are for squids.
- Comment on Guerrilla Women 5 weeks ago:
I think I’ve dated a couple of those and narrowly avoided dating a couple more.
- Comment on Creamy Cartilage 5 weeks ago:
It is indeed EDS.n 🙁
- Comment on Creamy Cartilage 5 weeks ago:
My wife has a genetic disorder that (among many other things) causes her spine to herniate at the drop of a hat. She’s had to have emergency surgery multiple times.
About a year and a half ago, a neurosurgeon was operating on her and came to talk to me and my mom who were waiting. She was extremely excited, in that like “academic who just saw something new” kind of way, because my wife had the third biggest herniation she’d ever seen, and the largest in a patient under 70 (my wife was 34 at the time). She asked if it would be OK if she invited a professor from the local university and a couple of his grad students to come look at it.
- Comment on Caption this. 5 weeks ago:
Is very danger! Too strong magnet will pull away! Keeping far the electron and metal toys!
危险 设备运行时存在强磁场 操作时请远离铁磁性金属和电子设备
- Comment on pump up the jamz 1 month ago:
- Comment on GORILLA GORILLA 1 month ago:
Gorilla used repetitiveness.
It was very effective.
- Comment on Fuck paraphyletic groups 1 month ago:
So sigma.
- Comment on Miserabilis 2 months ago:
Annnnnd… roll for initiative.
- Comment on Oxygen 2 months ago:
Gay furry rule 34 of anthropomorphic crab man with scientifically realistic crab dong doing all kinds of anal.
- Comment on Assassin Bug 2 months ago:
I guess spiders don’t want to eat a pile of dead ants, even if it’s moving. Not the sharpest tools in the shed, spiders.
- Comment on Assassin Bug 2 months ago:
#nidthings
- Comment on THE DEMONS 2 months ago:
That’s not a demon, it’s an unseelie prince of the Sidhe. Look at the ears and the crown. It’s not that we should pray to Jebus for protection, it’s that we should stop dumping CO2 into the atmosphere and pissing off the winter fae.
- Comment on Women in STEM 2 months ago:
- Comment on go lower 2 months ago:
Where is this? Asking for a friend.
- Comment on What a prompt 2 months ago:
Yog Sothoth cares not for your meaningless mortal science. Ia.
- Comment on 2real5me 2 months ago:
This. As someone who runs a consulting business that works extensively with New Space startups doing business with big aerospace contractors and government entities, my only question is “What’s your PHD in?”
We probably won’t need you to really do much work. Just learn about our projects and come to meetings so you can talk about them. Heck, I’ll write you scripts and give you a sheet of the softball ass questions we expect and the answers to them we want you to give.
- Comment on We lost Keanu 2 months ago:
At least it’s not Taylor Swift.
- Comment on What if the panic over teens and tech is totally wrong? 2 months ago:
Yep. As a Gen Xer with a teenage son, when I hear my peers freaking out about their kids and technology, I remind them what our parents said about MTV.
