Hoimo
@Hoimo@ani.social
- Comment on Don't know shit in class 1 day ago:
This one? Image
- Comment on Anon visits a guy's house 5 days ago:
The steel cubes have liquid inside too? I figured that solid steel would have enough mass and thermal… dynamics? to act as an ice cube, but maybe water is still better. Actually, do they sink or float?
- Comment on True story 6 days ago:
- Comment on I feel attacked 1 week ago:
Omou again, fucker.
My sides.
And I know it’s a copypasta and the bad translation is the point, but “akachan” is way too friendly for “You’re fucking dead, kiddo”. I’d go for “gaki”, which is a common part of weeb lingo and literally means “kiddo”, with the same connotations and all.
- Comment on I feel attacked 1 week ago:
Here in my backyard, smoking these meats.
- Comment on Realistically 1 week ago:
What would realistically happen when the logs fall off the truck? They still have their forward speed, so braking should be enough to avoid them, right?
- Comment on minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶 1 week ago:
What is your point? You don’t want to swear, but you don’t not want to swear either? Maybe sort out your beliefs then.
- Comment on minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶 1 week ago:
If you don’t want to swear, don’t swear. Mildly censoring a swear word to “f*ck” doesn’t accomplish anything. Everyone who reads it knows exactly what it says. And if you go far enough to make it unrecognizable, like “!@#*”, now you’re just pretending to swear, but for what purpose? Couldn’t you accomplish your goals by rephrasing to avoid a swear word entirely? (Assuming your goal is to avoid swear words, of course. If the goal is to sound like a cartoon character, consider taking up a funny catch phrase.)
- Comment on To join Facebook these days, one must record a video selfie 1 week ago:
The software exists, it’s called Flohmarkt.
- Comment on Piss off! 2 weeks ago:
The strongest urinators are cicadas, but there’s other animals that score higher on the Jet Shape? I guess ~100 Jet Shape must be peak then and everything higher than that is actually a weaker form of urination.
- Comment on Piss off! 2 weeks ago:
It’s actually about as Small as a cow is Large, according to this graph.
- Comment on Anon is behind enemy lines 2 weeks ago:
When my colleagues are being bigots, I try to tell them some personal experience, because that’s what they respond best to. Sadly, they often conclude that I’m one of the good ones and their bigotry is generally valid. I just hope that with enough examples of “good ones” in their mind, they’ll remember one without me having to push back.
- Comment on Any fans of the source material? 2 weeks ago:
Not tryna start a subs vs dubs debate, just shitposting about House and live-action adaptations of classic anime (which House is, but not the one you might think…)
- Comment on Any fans of the source material? 2 weeks ago:
Animation is too difficult for me to follow and foreign languages are for children.
Pssst
I’m an ani.social user, I’m the type of weeb to end sentences in desu
- Comment on Any fans of the source material? 2 weeks ago:
OP, you accidentally posted the Netflix adaptation. This is the anime:
- Comment on We pink inside too :( 4 weeks ago:
I know it as The Fisherman and the Fish
- Comment on The clueless people are out there among us 4 weeks ago:
Either you’re unplugging it to move it somewhere else and plugging it in there, or you’re unplugging it for good, boxing it up and putting it in a shed. Neither scenario ends up with loose plugs on your floor.
- Comment on The clueless people are out there among us 4 weeks ago:
I don’t think it’s fair to judge plugs by how they behave when dropped on the floor (unless they’re exposing live wires). Do you often have a lot of loose plugs lying around? If you find yourself unplugging things a lot to turn them off, you may be interested to hear the switch was invented not long after the light bulb for exactly this reason.
- Comment on great shoe idea 4 weeks ago:
Couldn’t you still easily tell which side of the print got the initial impact of the heel and which side has the curve of the toes? Again, depending on weight of person and type of ground, but I think it would look off even to a layperson.
- Comment on Anon dreams of onigiri 5 weeks ago:
Didn’t even link to paheal smh…
- Comment on Monkey See Monkey Do 1 month ago:
I mean for them, because this is what they have to live with
- Comment on Monkey See Monkey Do 1 month ago:
Keep in mind that Frozen came out in 2013, 12 years ago. The children who were in the prime target demographic back then (4-10 years old), are teens/adults now (16-22). Some of those kids will have imprinted on Elsa a little harder than anyone intended. So when they start developing their sexuality, they somehow have a preference for blonde braids and pointy noses. There’s really nothing wrong with that. Just be happy it wasn’t Olaf.
- Comment on What is Superman's "kryptonite"? 1 month ago:
Superman makes for great stories, as long as you don’t focus on his power. You can’t beat him with physical strength, so stop trying to write strong villains. Probably stop writing villains at all. What Superman struggles with isn’t physical embodiments of evil, it’s the good intentions paving the way to hell. You can’t punch a person with good intentions for their bad outcomes. It’s hard being the ultimate arbiter of good in a world of complex morality.
- Comment on This is why we have a defense budget 1 month ago:
Was 16 in 2019, must be at least 21 now.
- Comment on This is why we have a defense budget 1 month ago:
Could be lots of downtime, meaning lots of time to watch anime? But I also think there’s way more weebs than people think and it’s mainly in dangerous jobs like military that people lose their inhibitions, stop giving a fuck and just start bonding over whatever they like. Anime is just weird enough to be kept hidden initially, but also harmless enough to admit to your buddies.
See also:
WW2 airplane pinups
- Comment on Anon watches a fishing video 1 month ago:
That article is 100% generated slop.
Here, have Wikipedia instead: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hucho_taimen
- Comment on Switch 2 Tutorial Game Welcome Tour Costs $10, Nintendo Explains Why It's Not a Free Console Pack-In - IGN 1 month ago:
Yeah, I expected them to ask the full $60 for it, which would be completely unreasonable, but at least I understand why they wouldn’t give it away then. But 10? They could easily eat that, they just don’t want to.
Either way, I can’t imagine anyone paying for a “game” that’s nothing more than an instruction booklet. If it were free, maybe someone would open it while Mario Kart is downloading.
- Comment on Minecraft movie spawns ‘annoying’ cinema trend that viewers claim ‘ruins’ the film 1 month ago:
The memes are mostly based on the trailer and don’t have a whole lot to do with the game. Like, flint and steel is a completely normal item, but the way Jack Black says it in the movie is hilarious.
- Comment on Minecraft movie spawns ‘annoying’ cinema trend that viewers claim ‘ruins’ the film 1 month ago:
That’s why I break windows. Six more francs in the hand of the glazier. It is a good thing to break windows, it causes money to circulate, and the encouragement of industry in general will be the result of it.
- Comment on Horror 2 months ago:
If everyone is connected to the same balloon anyway, you could even do without the balloon and build a structure over the water to hang your ropes from.
