Don't let them tell you different!

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I never drink and drive, I always make sure I’m stopped at a red light to take a sip.

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  • exu@feditown.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah, wouldn’t want to spill any

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• Hoimo@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My favorite part of not driving is the drinking. I’m lucky to live around a good train network and even luckier that the shop at the station has a fridge full of beer.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Walking home hammered from the bar is lowkey one of life’s great joys

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Try stopping and peeing on a tree sometime. Next level.

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  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I haven’t lived in Europe in 35 years and the only thing I miss is being able to take the train home at the end of a fun night. Yeah, that is the only thing I miss. I do miss it though.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What about being able to take the train from home at the beginning of a fun night?

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• ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If I weren’t meant to drink and drive, why is there a parking lot outside the bar?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And dual cup holders in the car.

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• PacketPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Get in loser, we’re drinking road sodas and going boozin’ and cruisin’.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Inject the booze. That’s not drinking, last I checked.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don’t drink and drive, I drink ant THRIVE.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s those drunk crashers giving drunk drivers a bad name

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