Don't let them tell you different!

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I never drink and drive, I always make sure I’m stopped at a red light to take a sip.

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  • exu@feditown.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, wouldn’t want to spill any

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• Hoimo@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My favorite part of not driving is the drinking. I’m lucky to live around a good train network and even luckier that the shop at the station has a fridge full of beer.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Walking home hammered from the bar is lowkey one of life’s great joys

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Try stopping and peeing on a tree sometime. Next level.

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  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I haven’t lived in Europe in 35 years and the only thing I miss is being able to take the train home at the end of a fun night. Yeah, that is the only thing I miss. I do miss it though.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What about being able to take the train from home at the beginning of a fun night?

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• ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If I weren’t meant to drink and drive, why is there a parking lot outside the bar?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And dual cup holders in the car.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Inject the booze. That’s not drinking, last I checked.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t drink and drive, I drink ant THRIVE.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s those drunk crashers giving drunk drivers a bad name

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• hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  People say to not drink but what they mean by “drink” is to drink alcohol. It’s not like they’re trying to not drink anything because they’d die from that. Drinking water means drinking water but “drinking” means drinking alcohol. It’s a strange euphemism that I’ve been unable to un-notice.

  Just because I’m drinking while driving does not mean that I’m an alcoholic! I could be drinking water. In this case it’s liquid mercury but there’s no law against that.

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