Survivorship bias gonna’ bite him in the ass HARD.
Anon is a survivor
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they’d never see it disproven.
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I dunno’, quite a few people are aware that they’re dying before they die.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Unless it doesn’t. I’ve met some cocky 90 year olds
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
If you almost get into an accident, you have encountered a bad driver.
If you get into an accident almost every time, you are the bad driver.
GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
tyler@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Immortal means you can’t die, or alternatively you can’t die of natural causes. It doesn’t mean you avoid accidents.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But then there’s quantum immortality which kinda is like that. Your consciousness picks a universe where you don’t die for you to experience. Maybe it even picks an ideal reality, though in a “reality I need” kind of way, not necessarily a “reality I want”.
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
When does it pick one where Heaven is real
BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Anon needs to post dashcam footage
Apeman42@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Anon discovers quantum immortality, blows through alternate selves faster than Jet Li.
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
fake: anon is just a shitty driver
gay: anon is bragging in hopes to score with other anons
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Given enough time on the planet eventually he’ll gain so much power that he will be able to spell.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for anon will drop to zero.
froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
immortal from Incincible comic
anon is Invisible
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
Bought a crazy eScooter last year, literally backflipping me on zero start if I don’t set the take off power to below 10%. Have at least one brush with severe injury every time I go for a joyride. Nearly died a couple of times, had a accident that put me on crutches for two weeks last autumn.
So, what’s your hobby?
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
This is why I believe in Quantum Immortality… even if the idea is rather silly
ExplosiveLynx@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Anon is a shitty driver
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Anon is a squirrel
rtxn@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Pretty sure most squirrels are also terrible drivers.
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
That’s also what I read from that.