Anon is a survivor

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• ExplosiveLynx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anon is a shitty driver

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Anon is a squirrel

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    • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pretty sure most squirrels are also terrible drivers.

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  • nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s also what I read from that.

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• MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Survivorship bias gonna’ bite him in the ass HARD.

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  • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they’d never see it disproven.

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    • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I dunno’, quite a few people are aware that they’re dying before they die.

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Unless it doesn’t. I’ve met some cocky 90 year olds

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• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you almost get into an accident, you have encountered a bad driver.

  If you get into an accident almost every time, you are the bad driver.

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• GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anon:

  Image

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• tyler@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Immortal means you can’t die, or alternatively you can’t die of natural causes. It doesn’t mean you avoid accidents.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But then there’s quantum immortality which kinda is like that. Your consciousness picks a universe where you don’t die for you to experience. Maybe it even picks an ideal reality, though in a “reality I need” kind of way, not necessarily a “reality I want”.

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    • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When does it pick one where Heaven is real

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• BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anon needs to post dashcam footage

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• Apeman42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anon discovers quantum immortality, blows through alternate selves faster than Jet Li.

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  fake: anon is just a shitty driver

  gay: anon is bragging in hopes to score with other anons

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Given enough time on the planet eventually he’ll gain so much power that he will be able to spell.

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for anon will drop to zero.

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• froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  immortal from Incincible comic

  anon is Invisible

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• DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bought a crazy eScooter last year, literally backflipping me on zero start if I don’t set the take off power to below 10%. Have at least one brush with severe injury every time I go for a joyride. Nearly died a couple of times, had a accident that put me on crutches for two weeks last autumn.

  So, what’s your hobby?

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• QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is why I believe in Quantum Immortality… even if the idea is rather silly

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