Anon is a shitty driver
Anon is a survivor
Submitted 12 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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ExplosiveLynx@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 8 hours ago
That’s also what I read from that.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Anon is a squirrel
rtxn@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Pretty sure most squirrels are also terrible drivers.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
If you almost get into an accident, you have encountered a bad driver.
If you get into an accident almost every time, you are the bad driver.
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 hours ago
fake: anon is just a shitty driver
gay: anon is bragging in hopes to score with other anons
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Survivorship bias gonna’ bite him in the ass HARD.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Unless it doesn’t. I’ve met some cocky 90 year olds
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 9 hours ago
Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they’d never see it disproven.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Given enough time on the planet eventually he’ll gain so much power that he will be able to spell.
Apeman42@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Anon discovers quantum immortality, blows through alternate selves faster than Jet Li.
tyler@programming.dev 12 hours ago
Immortal means you can’t die, or alternatively you can’t die of natural causes. It doesn’t mean you avoid accidents.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 26 minutes ago
But then there’s quantum immortality which kinda is like that. Your consciousness picks a universe where you don’t die for you to experience. Maybe it even picks an ideal reality, though in a “reality I need” kind of way, not necessarily a “reality I want”.
BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
Anon needs to post dashcam footage
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 8 hours ago
Bought a crazy eScooter last year, literally backflipping me on zero start if I don’t set the take off power to below 10%. Have at least one brush with severe injury every time I go for a joyride. Nearly died a couple of times, had a accident that put me on crutches for two weeks last autumn.
So, what’s your hobby?
GraniteM@lemmy.world 33 seconds ago
Anon:
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