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Anon is a survivor

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Submitted ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨33⁩ ⁨seconds⁩ ago

    Anon:

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  • ExplosiveLynx@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Anon is a shitty driver

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    • nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s also what I read from that.

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Anon is a squirrel

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      • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Pretty sure most squirrels are also terrible drivers.

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you almost get into an accident, you have encountered a bad driver.

    If you get into an accident almost every time, you are the bad driver.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    fake: anon is just a shitty driver

    gay: anon is bragging in hopes to score with other anons

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  • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Survivorship bias gonna’ bite him in the ass HARD.

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    • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Unless it doesn’t. I’ve met some cocky 90 year olds

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    • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they’d never see it disproven.

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Given enough time on the planet eventually he’ll gain so much power that he will be able to spell.

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  • Apeman42@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Anon discovers quantum immortality, blows through alternate selves faster than Jet Li.

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  • tyler@programming.dev ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Immortal means you can’t die, or alternatively you can’t die of natural causes. It doesn’t mean you avoid accidents.

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      But then there’s quantum immortality which kinda is like that. Your consciousness picks a universe where you don’t die for you to experience. Maybe it even picks an ideal reality, though in a “reality I need” kind of way, not necessarily a “reality I want”.

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  • BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Anon needs to post dashcam footage

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  • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bought a crazy eScooter last year, literally backflipping me on zero start if I don’t set the take off power to below 10%. Have at least one brush with severe injury every time I go for a joyride. Nearly died a couple of times, had a accident that put me on crutches for two weeks last autumn.

    So, what’s your hobby?

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