Honytawk

@Honytawk@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨work is easy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I have the image of their alarm going off the whole time and random people opening the closet to see where the sound is coming from, only to see OP sleeping in there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to save money⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Have the same story here in Belgium.

  Never gotten a letter.

  In the Netherlands they pay a small fee (2€ on a new phone) on every electronics “with which you can download”, which allows them to pirate without much worrying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You relive the bad parts of your life every time before bed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Anything you buy / invest becomes worthless to you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oof, extra tight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Common British L⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you think tea is made of?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May we take a quick selfie sir?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why isn’t the guy going “Hell YEAH!” ?

  Is he gay or something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was probably just measuring pasta⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Would invalidate the point of it being a permanent marker, wouldn’t it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're unstoppable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  None of them match god though.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Immigrants voting for someone who would never let them into the country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Software engineer lost his $150K-a-year job to AI—he’s been rejected for 800 jobs and forced to DoorDash and live in a trailer to make ends meet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A stroke of genius

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't worry about it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Full of angry shouts, human liquids and alphabet soup letters spelling curse words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How I view others in social media⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do you need validation from others to know if can find something funny or not?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shower thought: Valve could do the ultimate boss-move this year⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t have to purchase anything if they just keep using an unsupported OS.

  Most people don’t care enough to change.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨butt mogged these zoomers today⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I for one can’t deny that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be sure to count your turns⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So is it possible to swing infinitely any way? Or is there a limit because of electric cables or something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pope Joan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you come down to their level, they beat you with experience/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might want to hose it off when you are done⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So is this the famous ‘bidet’ I heard so much about?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I could tell you, but this unspeakable information is bound to turn even the most capable minds towards madness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a fighter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, like a baby gorilla that has just been born and has been removed from the mother.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a fighter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, we are human, we should use our brains instead.

  whips out hunting rifle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a fighter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, wrong mostly.

  Especially in the head department.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously like this:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a photo of irony.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, the gag is that the poster of the image doesn’t understand what irony is, which is ironic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All the political mail I got this election⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is that even allowed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oblivion Remastered Impressions (and Discussion Thread)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mods like “replace all black people” get banned from Nexus for obvious reasons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a senior citizen⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most people are in their prime at like 35

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon uses Windows⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then just disable suggestions with a simple checkbox in the settings.

  Windows only has ads if you let it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon uses Windows⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We may call it junk, but a lot of users want those kinds of features.

  It also isn’t an “unusable device” just because it shows if it is going to be cloudy. Stop being so pedantic.

  And all of it can easily be disabled with a simple easy-to-find setting. But it is on by default because a majority of users don’t look into their settings and thus can’t know it is available.

  You have to remember that Windows was made for non-tech savvy users. Not for you and me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sagan, you look high.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They are driving under it even if it is illegal. The legality won’t change that.