FlashZordon

@FlashZordon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life goal: accomplished⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a man of culture.

  Johto Pokemon Only.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life goal: accomplished⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wrappers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reach Around Spider was rejected as a possible name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creamy Cartilage⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My back hurts just looking at this. Herniated a disk a while back and I don’t wish that pain on my worst enemy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1st preserved dinosaur butthole is 'perfect' and 'unique,' paleontologist says⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was in the “tie a knot” camp for YEARS. Laziness just moved me into reusing the bread clip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is there no Christmas version of Spirit Halloween?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s this one storefront where I live that’s basically unused for the year. But once Thanksgiving comes near the owner of the building will stock it with Christmas decorations and trees for the town to buy. Locally we just call it the Spirit Christmas version.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson is crumbling⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have a friend who is a production assistant at Kualoa Ranch where they shot the Jumanji movies and had stories that this article basically confirms.

  Dwayne was chronically late most of the time, holding up shoots while he did his thing. His handler would just pass it off as " he’s a hardworking dude so his schedule is super tight"

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me no speak good⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s my wife. Leaving parties is the worst because I love the ol’ Irish Goodbye and she needs to say bye to EVERYONE at the party that she talked to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are no accidents⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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  -Poop

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are no accidents⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fart is a top 5 funny word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You may want to sit down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Daughter confirmed not a cop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Republican Senators⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr. Heatmiser looking ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every Franchise Xbox Now Owns After Buying Activision⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  COD suddenly overrated to PlayStation owners.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Iron Claw | Official Trailer HD | A24⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes the feel good holiday movie of 2023.

  Surely all brothers are very successful and live very long lives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And now Bezos is trying to inserts ads everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? Early in the morning!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Howl's Moving Castle - 2004 - by Hayao Miyazaki, based on the 1986 novel by Diana Wynne Jones.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I adore this movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[TMZ] 'The Price is Right' Host Bob Barker Dead at 99⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the entertainment on the sick days home from school Bob.