I just sent this to someone with hefty spine troubles.
I hope they don’t risk a disk when they laugh about this wonderfully dumb shit.
Creamy Cartilage
Submitted 5 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/8ffd41b7-c2f9-44d3-b138-38584a543f16.jpeg
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ladicius@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Fun fact: discs can herniate multiple times even after you’ve shrunk half an inch in height and think all the cream has been squeezed out from between the cookies.
Atropos@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The spondylolisthesis (listhesis) one isn’t quite accurate - it should be the whole spine above the joint in question shifted forward. You don’t really see just one vertebral body sticking out like that.
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 5 months ago
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Lost my job thanks to #2, and a little bit of #3
FlashZordon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
My back hurts just looking at this. Herniated a disk a while back and I don’t wish that pain on my worst enemy.
Coreidan@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Not even Hitler?
someguy3@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m hungry now. Does that make me a cannibal?
felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
The forbidden cream
kenoh@lemm.ee 5 months ago
You need a DDD one where the cream is gone.
Des@hexbear.net 5 months ago
hey that top right one was me at 24 some luck huh
took 10 years to fully recover
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
How would one represent a bulging disc
fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 months ago
Hernia, but a baby bump. My doctor describes it like having a tack in your back and I like that metaphor.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I resemble this meme!
Mojave@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Schmorl’s node is hiding in plain site
krippix@feddit.org 5 months ago
My favorite stays Bandscheibenvorfall sorry
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 months ago
“Spine” being the most abnormal to have.
ladicius@lemmy.world 5 months ago
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dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 months ago
So… this sent me down a little rabbit hole. I just want to advise you all, fellow lemmings, to be good to your back from here on out.
www.umms.org/ummc/…/lumbar-herniated-disc
thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 5 months ago
My wife has a genetic disorder that (among many other things) causes her spine to herniate at the drop of a hat. She’s had to have emergency surgery multiple times.
About a year and a half ago, a neurosurgeon was operating on her and came to talk to me and my mom who were waiting. She was extremely excited, in that like “academic who just saw something new” kind of way, because my wife had the third biggest herniation she’d ever seen, and the largest in a patient under 70 (my wife was 34 at the time). She asked if it would be OK if she invited a professor from the local university and a couple of his grad students to come look at it.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Oh wow. Congrats… I guess? Glad that your wife has access to good care for that condition.
I’ve been in the ER for something that… well I won’t say, but it was of interest to the attending folks. Next thing I knew, there were two grad students in tow, eager to learn stuff that you only usually see in a textbook. I recall feeling strangely proud, and more proud than embarrassed (oddly enough). It was a weird experience.
48954246@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Would that genetic disease happen to be EDS? My wife has just come home from her third surgical visit for spinal problems, at 33 years old.
Two previous discectomies. This last one was a double whammy of spinal decompression and a full on fusion.
angrystego@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Also the surgeries often have to be done from the front, so doctors have to put organs out of the way, operate the spine, put everything back. It’s really scary. Everytime I think of it I start sitting a little more upright.