Nelots
@Nelots@lemm.ee
- Comment on Bingo 1 week ago:
Idk. Does America got an oil?
- Comment on floats away in disgust 2 weeks ago:
Inconsistencies. The bottles are different in every panel. The door is missing after the first panel despite not being any closer to the bar. The scale is way off from the other two in the last panel. The bar fades out of existence in the last panel, and the wall panel is gone. The text being cut off on the edge of the second panel.
- Comment on Minecraft confuses me 2 weeks ago:
Some of my fondest memories as a young child are of playing video games with my older brothers. I’d love to let my kids have a similar experience with their siblings or parents. While there is nothing wrong with your style of parenting, there is also nothing wrong with letting them play video games as long as you’re being responsible.
And your style of parenting would be a lot harder if your 5 year old has older siblings.
- Comment on Spider mech!! 2 weeks ago:
This is why Peni Parker is actually the most accurate spider-man
- Comment on Spider mech!! 2 weeks ago:
Mfs have no respect for the bugs daddy long legs keep away from us.
- Comment on Interesting logic 3 weeks ago:
- Humans are born of the universe.
- Humans are sentient.
- Therefore, the universe is sentient.
Your conclusion does not follow your premises. Just because one thing has an attribute does not mean the thing that came before it has that same attribute. See:
- Humans are born of the universe.
- Humans are supposed to have two arms and two legs.
- Therefore, the universe is supposed to have two arms and two legs.
- Comment on Interesting logic 3 weeks ago:
human response to existential dread
I realize this was likely not intended, but you’ve ironically removed most of the nuance in why religions came to exist in this statement lol.
- Comment on Now that is something that you didn't know 5 weeks ago:
Are you sure? I’m a pretty heavy sleeper…
- Comment on Satire is dead 👌 1 month ago:
It’s a good thing we got rid of all those unqualified DEI hires!
- Comment on High-risk 1 month ago:
There’s no need to protect yourself with gloves, as not even deadly contaminants want to be near math.
- Comment on PC gamers spend 92% of their time on older games, oh and there are apparently 908 million of us now 1 month ago:
Funny enough, black ops 2, a game from 2012, is still listed at full price at $60 (or $100 if you want the DLC) online. On the other hand, the current black ops 6 only costs $70 and new content is free. Admittedly, 2 was a far better game in just about every regard from what I know. But the fact that a modern game is $30 cheaper than a 12 year old game is fucking insane. Activision is so bad with this shit.
- Comment on PC gamers spend 92% of their time on older games, oh and there are apparently 908 million of us now 1 month ago:
I will say, the zombies mode is the best version in many years. For the low price of $0 through gamepass (which I get for free through an MS Rewards farming script), I can’t complain too much about it. But I wish they would just release a standalone zombies game at some point, it’s literally the only thing I like about cod and would gladly actually buy it (assuming it isn’t ass, which is like 50/50 with cod lol).
- Comment on modern psychiatry be like 2 months ago:
While I’m sure most of it has always been here, I would be surprised if modern technology hasn’t contributed to a spike in depression. I have more content and information than I could ever need in the palm of my hands, and yet everything I read seems to make me hate people.
- Comment on Anon thinks about Johnny Bravo 2 months ago:
Fuck, I read babes as babies, giving this post a whole different vibe.
- Comment on Not the same 2 months ago:
The way he holds that laptop in the second panel horrifies me.
- Comment on Neil A. 2 months ago:
I agree that we seem to use language differently, and it’s pretty interesting to see. Both of us have been upvoted by at least one or two other people as well, so it seems some people agree with you and some with me despite our completely different takes, so I don’t think either of us are really wrong.
- Comment on Neil A. 2 months ago:
According to the dictionary, ‘is’ and ‘was’ are respectively a present and past tense singular of the world ‘be’. The definition of the word ‘be’ (or at least, the one I find relevant here), is “having the state, quality, identity, nature, role, etc., specified”. This seems like a significantly more important part of the sentence to be emphasizing here.
On the moon he is the alien.
As opposed to who? I still just can’t understand why you would emphasize ‘he’, when there are no other subjects that we could be talking about. Like, obviously we’re talking about Neil, so why would you put emphasis on it? On the other hand, the fact that he actually ‘is/was’ an alien is pretty surprising to think about and thus the important bit.
- Comment on Neil A. 2 months ago:
The emphasis is not being placed on was because it’s past tense, it’s being placed on was because the shitpost is ironically somewhat accurate. You can replace it with is if you’d like for the same meaning. On the other hand, everyone knows we’re talking about Neil as there is no other relevant subject, so bringing attention to the word he doesn’t really make any sense.
Perhaps it would read better if they had said “…he actually was an alien”?
- Comment on Neil A. 2 months ago:
Why would he be italicized? ‘Was’ would be italicized because the emphasis is being put on the fact that he actually was an alien.
- Comment on Want puppy, but no puppy. 2 months ago:
This is fire.
- Comment on Seems like solid advice 2 months ago:
Yeah, the entire joke is a subversion of expectations. The only reason the joke works at all is because the format is being used “incorrectly”.
- Comment on Anon has a busy day 2 months ago:
Used to love the game Summoners War, but I had to quit for exactly this reason. Eventually I realized I was logging on for FOMO and that I had stopped having fun long ago.
- Comment on duality of human 2 months ago:
Well-priced for the content of the game itself, with or without 20% off.
- Comment on Hot girls 3 months ago:
Right, but what if they’re hot?
- Comment on Meta Censors #Democrat when searched for 3 months ago:
Good question, linking the article directly definitely would have been better. I’m not the OP if you didn’t notice, I just saw the article link.
- Comment on Meta Censors #Democrat when searched for 3 months ago:
The Reddit post links to an article.
- Comment on Meta Censors #Democrat when searched for 3 months ago:
- Comment on Meta Censors #Democrat when searched for 3 months ago:
I don’t see how the entire screenshot would be any harder to photoshop. But you can look through this thread and find multiple different people confirming it of their ends too.
- Comment on Anon disrupts the gaming industry 4 months ago:
I am. This is.
- Comment on You're beautiful. 5 months ago:
It’s weird too, why would someone only cut off half the credits? People would be far less likely to notice if they were completely gone. It’s like whoever did that is announcing to the world, “look at me, I’m an asshole!”