He also canonically fucks. Like a lot.
Anon thinks about Johnny Bravo
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ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
harassing women is living the dream?
Amir@lemmy.ml 18 hours ago
For 4channers
Fizz@lemmy.nz 14 hours ago
If he was gay it would be a documentary about the average /fit/ poster
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
I don’t know, I don’t really like Elvis.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
Not liking Elvis, and not liking his music are two very different things.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
This cartoon feels particularly difficult to reboot at anything less than a pg-13. And I really hope that opinion persists for the next 4 years.
But it would be interesting to watch it as a limited series where he overcomes his preconceptions to become an actual decent person in a cooperative relationship. Or where he spirals into the extremes of toxic masculinity and becomes horrifically human. Love me a fall from grace.
psyklax@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
Johnny Bravo became a girl in one episode: www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3O5JOdZ7wU
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Ended up watching a few more clips. It’s funny, I didn’t think bravo was funny when I watched it in passing but now it gets a giggle out of me.
danjay@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Sounds hilarious…
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
Alright, fine, I cede that it’s not funny, though neither was the original. They never managed to improve upon Pepe le pew.
Nelots@lemm.ee 15 hours ago
Fuck, I read babes as babies, giving this post a whole different vibe.
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 20 hours ago
Canonically, he’s a giant loser and nobody likes him?
SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 11 hours ago
If I recall right, it’s been stated by the writer that he does score but it wouldn’t be funny to watch so we never see those.
It was still alluded in an episode where he was accidentally thrown in a volcano wanting a virgin sacrifice. He got spat out.
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
Not a virgin ≠ not a giant loser
Ofiuco@lemmy.cafe 12 hours ago
Funny thing is, he is indeed a socially awkward loser, but when shit hit the fan, he sided with women instead of starting a crusade against them, so I wouldn’t say nobody liked him (and he landed a few dates on the show thanks to it).
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 9 hours ago
He’s a creep and a misogynist lol. You can be socially awkward, but by being the others, that’s what makes you a loser.
I’m sure he was appreciated in some scenarios, but he was not liked.
His only friend is a little girl. Probably the only person who can tolerate him. Because A). he doesn’t treat her like a conquerable object like he does adult women, and B). emotionally, they are on the same level.
And remember!— just because someone is willing to have sex with you doesn’t make you not a loser!