kamikazed herself

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  At some point parents just say, “Fuck it. Want to fall on your head? That’s you.”

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• dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How did that even happen? It looks like some invisible force yeeted the baby to the side?

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  • Specific_Skunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Have you met babies? They are eating, pooping, suicide machines.

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    • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Can you blame them? Two people decide to fuck each other and then a whole ass new life has to work and pay taxes for 80 years? I’m still not over it.

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It sure seems that way! Have you heard of that game where you have to constant try to prevent the baby from suiciding lol??

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  • Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In a fit of rage, she threw her self back in preparation for a rolling tantrum without anything to catch her.

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s like a toddlers oldest instinct, just flex all of the back muscles and fly backwards. I’d be sitting on the floor with my son, tell him to stop throwing toys, boom, head hits the floor.

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  • amio@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Toddler Crackhead Energy +physics. She flexed her back pretty suddenly. Toddlers are pretty top heavy, and that arm rest is kinda rounded, so... flop, thunk.

    The momentum kept the head out of harm's way, though, so that's nice.

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• Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is some proper: fuck you, I’ll do what I want behaviour!

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  • ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I work at a daycare. Today I had to write an incident report about a kid who tantrumed so hard she hurt herself. The little dipshit reacted to me telling her she can’t drink window cleaner by ragdolling with enough force to leave a bruise on her forehead. Her mom did not seem surprised when she heard what happened.

    Stg children will actively try to kill themselves over nothing.

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• manapropos@lemmy.basedcount.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Either his wife is black or bro got cucked

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  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Imagine even thinking this, let alone saying it. Paris would melt your tiny racist brain, you fuckin degenerate

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    • manapropos@lemmy.basedcount.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Geez buddy I’m sorry you got cheated on and left to raise another man’s kid

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