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  • Zehzin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Synthesis: white russians.

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fuck yeah! Glad someone else can see the true path.

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    • bitwaba@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s just like… your opinion man…

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Synergy: White russian with a scoop of meth.

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    • WashedOver@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ve usually skipped the white part and have gone black for my Russians

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  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No way I’m washing down a slice of chocolate cake with a shot of vodka.

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    • _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sooo, washing down a pint of vodka with a slice of cake then?

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    • aggelalex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That actually sounds more delicious to me…

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      • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oh you’re going to like rum cake!

        (Well not like, real rum cake. I mean like dipping your cake in a glass of rum, Oreo style)

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      • residentmarchant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Maybe some vanilla vodka or Malibu or something would be ideal

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    • Duranie@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Rumchata 🤤.

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  • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sure. Glugging down the lactation of other species intended for their babies is weird. It’s weird and should be more stigmatized.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Peak Lemmy for me is reading shit like this and being unsure if it is a joke or not

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      • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Hahaha, me too.

        I do think it is super weird to drink the breast milk of other animals. At the same time, I wouldn’t say that it’s a topic I take very seriously.

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    • Poggervania@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      mfw I found out oats can lactate

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      • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oats, goats, stoats, all of 'em

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    • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Are you saying it’d be less weird to glug down human milk?

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      • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Well, yes, since we already do that. And human milk is at least from our species.

        I personally think that would be very weird, but less weird than drinking the breast milk of other species.

        I’ll refer you to another response from this wonderfully lively thread:

        ““What do you like to drink?”

        “Milk.”

        “What’s that?”

        “This breast juice from other animals. It’s super healthy for the percentage of our population that can digest it.”

        “Oh…Why from other animals?”

        “Well, we’re not going to drink human breast milk, that would be gross. I mean, we give it to babies. Cow and goat lactation, though, that’s for grown-ups.””

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    • NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What am I supposed to wash this peanut butter down with human milk? Disgusting!

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      • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ew gross! Cow lactation, please!

        Or as I like to call it, beef milk.

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      • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Water? The thing adult humans evolved to drink.

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      • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Coconut milk?

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    • PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If we think about this way, yes it is indeed pretty weird but it has really great nutrients which are crucial for children to grow in a healthy way (in moderation just like with any other food, fruit, vegetable).

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      • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I think milk has vitamins and nutrients as well, vitamins and nutrients that can be easily supplemented by other dietary sources.

        It’s much more the fact that it’s just day to day normal to drink breast milk from other animals.

        “What do you like to drink?”

        “Milk.”

        “What’s that?”

        “This breast juice from other animals. It’s super healthy for the percentage of our population that can digest it.”

        “Oh…Why from other animals?”

        “Well, we’re not going to drink human breast milk, that would be gross. I mean, we give it to babies. Cow and goat lactation, though, that’s for grown-ups.”

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    • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We need vitamin D3, and there aren’t that many sources you can get it from.

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      • Player2@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Most of the useful things in milk are there because we artificially added them in. There is no real reason for this, it’s just what we have been doing for a long time

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      • bleistift2@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If only humans could make their own vitamin D. Oh, wait

        The major natural source of vitamin D is synthesis of cholecalciferol in the lower layers of the epidermis of the skin, through a photochemical reaction of UVB light, from the sun exposure (specifically UVB radiation) or UVB lamps.

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      • SuperIce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You can get all the vitamin D you need from just 10-30 minutes midday a few times a week.

        Also, cow’s milk doesn’t naturally contain vitamin D. Vitamin D is added to cow’s milk and is even required by law in some countries (Canada and Sweden). Might as well just drink any milk alternative fortified with vitamin D.

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      • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        All other mammals not drinking milk past infancy: Am I a joke to you?

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      • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        There aren’t? Fish right? Isn’t that what fish and fish oil is all about? I think there are plenty of dietary sources of D3 beyond breast milk, if that’s the issue.

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    • WashedOver@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I love milk in my tea and cream in my coffee not to mention ice cream but it’s still meant for helping calfs grow quickly into cows at the same time. We are talking huge gains quickly here.

      Some argue it’s why north American kids grow up so much faster and bigger than our Asian counterparts where milk and cheese is not as huge part of their diets. The kids hit puberty sooner too as a result. That’s changing in other parts of the world as cheese and milk make their ways into the diets even in places that never understood why Americans eat so much cheese on everything.

      Low fat products created enormous sources of removed fat that could be turned into all kinds of dairy products including cheeses. It’s also heavily subsidized by government too. Dairy is so cheap in the US as a result compared to even Canada.

      I don’t guzzle milk anymore like I did as a teen due to the amount of phlegm the body can create with its consumption. I’ve never forgotten a health video years ago that equated milk to drinking a glass of puss due to the things done to cows to make commercial milk.

      I guess in my mind cheese is adjacent but not milk, but that’s just fooling myself as I eat my cheese.

      It’s a huge industry in the west and I don’t think we will ever not see how great milk is for us. A lot is dedicated to keep those consumption numbers up and I do like my dairy products.

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      • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Wow! I think I had actually blocked out that pus memory but as soon as you said it my brain was like. Oh yeah you hated that, so I might have seen that.

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  • slackassassin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Be the change you want to see

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  • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Most restaurants have milk. Just ask for it and stop hanging out with drunks.

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    • slackassassin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Gotta be honest here, I’d rather hang out with drunks than a bunch of milk chugging tea totalers.

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      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What if it’s Moloko Plus

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  • elxeno@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lactose intolerant ppl need to be more tolerant 🙃

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    • uis@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s easy if ypu have degree in molecular biology or gene engieneering. Year later.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m lactose intolerant so I do go around in public drinking glasses of milk.

    I’m also a recovering alcoholic so I also don’t go around public drinking alcohol.

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    • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Then what do you do with your life?!

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      • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Not drinking anymore has allowed me to travel the world to five continents, 40 countries, multiple cruises and meet people from all over the world. It’s amazing how much money and time you save when you stop drinking, smoking and drugging. It also allowed me to run a small business fixing building repairing houses for over 30 years and save enough money and time and energy to own my own house, multiple vehicles and two other recreational properties.

        I still drink milk sometimes though … just not in public because it makes me fart.

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      • tym@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They stay inside drinking milk and painting the walls brown while being a closet drunk who hides their liquor in the toilet tank, obviously.

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Its not that I judge public milk drinkers. I just don’t trust public milk.

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    • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I have some private milk I have made if you trust that

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      • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        🤨

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  • dimath@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just add some coffee to your milk.

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or amphetamines

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      • slackassassin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Image

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      • tym@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I prefer shrooms

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Drinking milk in public - weird.

    Drinking a milk and frozen cream smoothie in public - perfectly normal.

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  • raptir@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I recently stopped drinking, just kind of organically. I cut down to help cut some calories and ended up stopping altogether.

    The pressure is weird at any sort of event. I declined some champagne that was being passed around and the response was “why not? It’s free!”

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    • sdpangolin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I can’t drink alcohol for medical reasons. It interacts badly with one of my prescriptions. It’s really weird how often I have to tell people about it. Nobody really pressures me after I say “medical reasons”, of course… but I’m very familiar with that confusion people get.

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      • raptir@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        For me it’s basically the same reason I don’t drink soda. And yet no one questions me when I have an iced tea instead of a soda, but not drinking alcohol requires an explanation.

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  • Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It depends on the kind of milk

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    • nooeh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      In a latte it’s very acceptable

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s only because a glass of milk is kind of gross.

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    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Only the cow kind.

      #SoyMilkSupremacy

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      • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oat milk. Oat

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      u wot

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You know what I hate? In the rare times I order tea at a restaurant (they never boil the water, so it’s almost always weak), I ask for milk instead of cream and the waiter looks at me like I asked for some sugar to put on my steak.

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    • redimk@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Tea with milk is the best thing ever. Everybody always looks at me weird when I put milk in my tea. They’re just missing out, to be honest.

      The worst part is that one of my friends doesn’t mind putting milk in Pepsi but has the audacity to look at me funny when I put milk in tea.

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      • restingboredface@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Milk in Pepsi? What shortcircuited in their brain to make that taste good to them?

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    • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cream? With tea? Do we need a war of 1812 part 2?

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      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        try it

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    • WashedOver@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ve made this mistake when visiting US customers. Tea is not as common in Canada as coffee but it’s still much more common than Coke with your breakfast. Most place carry regular and herbal teas, even coffee shops.

      I sometimes forget when going for a business lunch and order tea in some US restaurants. One time they brought out the old school full size tea pot for 6. Mr Belvedere would have been proud. The milk was a bit of a juggle for them too versus cream in those little plastic cups.

      Now I just stick with coffee or ice tea when south.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I really do not like coffee, but I will tolerate iced tea (can’t say I love it either). I don’t like soft drinks, so it’s pretty much iced tea or water for me if I go out.

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  • psmgx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Milk doesn’t have a 50% markup and can make people dance, fight, or fuck

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you get it on tap then one of those 3 will happen

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  • FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    sonetimes I stop and get a single serving bottle of milk at the store to drink on my walk home from work and always feel weird if people see me drinking it… guess now I know I’m not the only one.

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    • WashedOver@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      For awhile chocolate milk was a big thing post workout at the gym. I never wanted to chug milk most of the time let alone chocolate milk after a workout. Water is just fine thanks

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  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This post reminded me how much I cut back on alcohol. This year, I have been drinking 3 times, on my b-day, visiting a friend and once when a friend was over. I’m a mental wreck (clinical depression) so I cannot say I’m feeling better. Maybe I would feel worse if I drank more tho.

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    • Basil@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Tried drinking milk?

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      • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Lactose intolerance leaves me with only buttermilk or plant-based products. Although I still eat cheeses when I feel okay to spend half an hour on the toilet.

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  • lietuva@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    alcohol withers your body so much, maybe you don’t feel it now, but maybe one day you will wake up looking 20y older than you supposed to be. maybe it sounds harsh, but thas what i fear the most. Thats why i rarely go out - all my friends i know keep drinking, and without participating in it there’s really not much to do. I take drinks now or then, but getting shit faced and spending whole Saturday hangover seems kind waste of free time. Fuck milk tho.

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    • SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I bet you’re fun at parties…

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      • SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Is expressing a reasonable concern that they have difficulty socialising without doing activities they don’t enjoy which have health consequences they want to avoid actually something that deserves that comment?

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  • NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Really? I always feel weird if I drink too much in public.

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  • TheControlled@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!”

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  • MasterNerd@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Filthy milk drinker

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  • Zozano@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As a vegan, I think this is the way it should be.

    Imagine seeing a grown ass man sucking on a titty in public. Weird as fuck, yet, somehow conceivably less fucked up if it was a cow.

    Society is a strange mistress.

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  • GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If someone gives you shit for drinking Milk you break their bones. They’d be wishing they drank all that milk for Good, Strong bones 🦴 🥛

    Shout out to all my lactose ninjas that never broke a bone lol.

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  • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Sir, that is nasty”

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  • pHr34kY@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In Melbourne, 99% of drinks seen in public are barista coffee.

    Fun fact: Adelaide is the only city in the world where iced coffee outsells Coca Cola.

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  • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What about bull milk?

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  • lseif@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    good

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  • Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Norway.

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