TheControlled
@TheControlled@lemmy.world
- Comment on Stay on the designated path 13 hours ago:
What would be cool is if it was mimicry. Like if you got up close you’d realize the boobs were an optical illusion on top of some kind of scale protrusion. In fact most of her was mimicry and she just was a big ass lizard. And not even female.
What I’m trying to say is that I love the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic.
- Comment on Stay on the designated path 23 hours ago:
“How did you evolve mammaries? Does that mean you don’t lay your eggs? How long does it take your children to mature? Do you nurture them the whole time or less than that? If you and I had sex, do you expect pleasure or just fertilization?”
- Comment on In case some of y'all are still looking for a job 23 hours ago:
early Nine Inch Nails
Excuse me? The Yakuza got beef with the middle and late NIN eras? Get fucked! I’ll kick your ass for such bullshit! Online! Only…! Online!
- Comment on Steam is now refunding Ghost of Tsushima for people in affected countries. 6 days ago:
Sony doesn’t give a shit because non-PSN countries account for fuck all of their sales. Just pirate it and move on. Stop crying like it’s your Holy duty to give megacorps your money.
- Comment on Vin Diesel’s New ‘Riddick’ Movie Moving Forward for Fall Shoot 1 week ago:
These movies are a blast. I genuinely like them. I think if FF didn’t exist, people wouldn’t be so publicly cruel to them. People act as if Vin Diesel is some kind of piece of shit, when really he’s just a typical movie producer and dork.
- Comment on Anon doesn't like any web browsers 1 week ago:
JFC seriously. This is too much.
- Comment on The Divinity: Original Sin board game took 6 years to make because Larian was determined to do right by the series 2 weeks ago:
You’re thinking too literally.
- Comment on The Divinity: Original Sin board game took 6 years to make because Larian was determined to do right by the series 2 weeks ago:
Larian is the new CDProjectktRed. And by that I mean they are projected to be a perfect, infallible, manifestation of developer perfection that gamers will worship and praise blindly until Larian proves themselves to be mere mortals by making a mistake.
- Comment on Mandelbrot 2 weeks ago:
Try Canada on for size.
- Comment on Had me for a while there 3 weeks ago:
I don’t think that’s true. Many, many countries don’t have what it takes to self sustain in a modern world.
- Comment on Had me for a while there 3 weeks ago:
I mean, it absolutely could. California alone supplies the planet with a massive percentage of food. If the this image was accurate, we’d have a surplus of food. We might just have to tolerate losing a lot of stuff we can’t (?) grow, like bananas. Or they’d be remarkably expensive because only Hawaii or something could grow them.
Power? Again, we have collosal amounts of energy or energy potential. From green energy to fossil fuels and natural gas. Without selling it to our allies, we’d have a surplus of energy.
This is literally why America is a the superpower. But a lot of countries could likely do this. Russia could for sure too.
Economically, however, I can’t even speculate.
Fun thought experiment, worthy of a Kutzgesagt video!
- Comment on So sweet 4 weeks ago:
Depends on the area code.
- Comment on So sweet 4 weeks ago:
Maybe that’s just a as-needed smokescreen I’ve heard before when criticism is made, but rarely otherwise 🚫
- Comment on So sweet 4 weeks ago:
It’s just a fucking call. I truly don’t understand the hate. Emotionally stunted, socially immature jokes. Grow up.
- Comment on Derps of Tiktok 1 month ago:
Middle aged pepper are of the era that’s Nirvana is in. Seems like a such a Twitter joke.
- Comment on It's more interesting when self-directed 1 month ago:
I only realized I loved history because of college. The hobbyists who never went to school for it, or never it took it at all, they creep me out. And they’re constantly wrong :/
- Comment on Derps of Tiktok 1 month ago:
Obvious rage bait 🪤
- Comment on My go-to formula 1 month ago:
I never understood how human I was until I saw this meme and realized we all basically do this.
- Comment on My breakfast routine 1 month ago:
It’s a weird shit people do for likes.
- Comment on What are the other 6 Ds? 1 month ago:
A movie theater company using Gmail? 🤣
- Comment on Title 1 month ago:
I was wasn’t being sarcastic. I loved it.
- Comment on Title 1 month ago:
An old meme remixed with an older one talking about a non issue that really deserves less attention than it gets? Love it.
- Comment on Let's improve the quality! 1 month ago:
Them low bazonka-wonkas
- Comment on Let's improve the quality! 1 month ago:
That’s a big butt
- Comment on Let's improve the quality! 1 month ago:
Maybe if it was a simply drawn comic with big noses… I dont really see what you mean. It’s just low-brow.
- Comment on Liking an OS isn't a personality trait ❌ 1 month ago:
Ooo look at this rugged, world weary badass. You want to improve something? TOUGH. Life isn’t fair kid! Just grit your teeth and take it like the rest of us do-nothing insufferable fuckheads do!
- Comment on no cap 2 months ago:
Had my first at 23. And I’m not nagging, I’m laughing. Stop being a bitch.
- Comment on Never forget where you came from. 2 months ago:
Why does that T-Rex look like it’s from the Hellraiser dimension?
- Comment on no cap 2 months ago:
I love these “annoying Gen Z” memes
- Comment on The four houses dads belong to. 4 months ago:
Fuck yeah. Project Farm rules! He’s like Bob Ross for me. I just chill and watch tool-science happen.