TheControlled
@TheControlled@lemmy.world
- Comment on Choose your Fighter 5 months ago:
Pterodactyl is also not a dinosaur but this list is just for the lols anyway 😄
- Comment on Choose your Fighter 5 months ago:
Plesiosaur! It’s a reptile, but neither is a mosasaur.
- Comment on Why do we need a PS5 Pro? And who would want one? 5 months ago:
You’re blind or have a shit TV.
- Comment on It would distract from the grind 5 months ago:
In a lifetime obviously
- Comment on It would distract from the grind 5 months ago:
It doesn’t. The average is like 3 or 4 per man.
- Comment on The Pack 5 months ago:
What’s up with these percentages? How could these possibly be known? You would have to know how much the animal weighed before hand and have control over a lot of variables.
And they cited Reddit…
[more citations needed]
- Comment on Inspired by an appeal for scat. Not the ski-de-be-bop variety. 5 months ago:
I feel confused.
- Comment on This is probably right 5 months ago:
I’m shocked I’ve never seen this meme format satired like this before.
- Comment on For edge lovers 5 months ago:
Ha! That’s amazing! Some of the best props are just weird looking shit that we’ve had for decades.
- Comment on For edge lovers 5 months ago:
Speaking from an American POV, that’s probably because parents would still rather commit seppuku than be open about human sexuality because they are prudes and cowards. Gratefully my parents weren’t that way but I my friends weren’t so lucky.
- Comment on Who is subscribing to Game Pass, PS Plus and Nintendo Switch Online, and why? 5 months ago:
PS+ I want to play online, I like getting the free games, I need cloud storage for saves.
I’m also on PC and realize two of those three are free. I’m willing to pay on PS because the couch experience is so, so, so much better than PC could ever be, no matter how many times PC creeps screech at me that I’m wrong.
- Comment on "there is little incentive not to use it" 5 months ago:
This article needs to be nuked because it’s just editorial jib-jab. [citation needed]
- Comment on Ant smell 5 months ago:
Haha get rekt sucks to suck!
/s
- Comment on Ant smell 5 months ago:
Holy shit I thought I was either full of shit or a mutant freak. I’m happy to be a mutant freak.
I feel so validated right now you guys have no idea.
- Comment on Falling 5 months ago:
Thanks for the non-jargon version
- Comment on Stay on the designated path 6 months ago:
What would be cool is if it was mimicry. Like if you got up close you’d realize the boobs were an optical illusion on top of some kind of scale protrusion. In fact most of her was mimicry and she just was a big ass lizard. And not even female.
What I’m trying to say is that I love the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic.
- Comment on Stay on the designated path 6 months ago:
“How did you evolve mammaries? Does that mean you don’t lay your eggs? How long does it take your children to mature? Do you nurture them the whole time or less than that? If you and I had sex, do you expect pleasure or just fertilization?”
- Comment on In case some of y'all are still looking for a job 6 months ago:
early Nine Inch Nails
Excuse me? The Yakuza got beef with the middle and late NIN eras? Get fucked! I’ll kick your ass for such bullshit! Online! Only…! Online!
- Comment on Steam is now refunding Ghost of Tsushima for people in affected countries. 6 months ago:
Sony doesn’t give a shit because non-PSN countries account for fuck all of their sales. Just pirate it and move on. Stop crying like it’s your Holy duty to give megacorps your money.
- Comment on Vin Diesel’s New ‘Riddick’ Movie Moving Forward for Fall Shoot 6 months ago:
These movies are a blast. I genuinely like them. I think if FF didn’t exist, people wouldn’t be so publicly cruel to them. People act as if Vin Diesel is some kind of piece of shit, when really he’s just a typical movie producer and dork.
- Comment on Anon doesn't like any web browsers 6 months ago:
JFC seriously. This is too much.
- Comment on The Divinity: Original Sin board game took 6 years to make because Larian was determined to do right by the series 6 months ago:
You’re thinking too literally.
- Comment on The Divinity: Original Sin board game took 6 years to make because Larian was determined to do right by the series 6 months ago:
Larian is the new CDProjectktRed. And by that I mean they are projected to be a perfect, infallible, manifestation of developer perfection that gamers will worship and praise blindly until Larian proves themselves to be mere mortals by making a mistake.
- Comment on Mandelbrot 6 months ago:
Try Canada on for size.
- Comment on Had me for a while there 6 months ago:
I don’t think that’s true. Many, many countries don’t have what it takes to self sustain in a modern world.
- Comment on Had me for a while there 6 months ago:
I mean, it absolutely could. California alone supplies the planet with a massive percentage of food. If the this image was accurate, we’d have a surplus of food. We might just have to tolerate losing a lot of stuff we can’t (?) grow, like bananas. Or they’d be remarkably expensive because only Hawaii or something could grow them.
Power? Again, we have collosal amounts of energy or energy potential. From green energy to fossil fuels and natural gas. Without selling it to our allies, we’d have a surplus of energy.
This is literally why America is a the superpower. But a lot of countries could likely do this. Russia could for sure too.
Economically, however, I can’t even speculate.
Fun thought experiment, worthy of a Kutzgesagt video!
- Comment on So sweet 6 months ago:
Depends on the area code.
- Comment on So sweet 7 months ago:
Maybe that’s just a as-needed smokescreen I’ve heard before when criticism is made, but rarely otherwise 🚫
- Comment on So sweet 7 months ago:
It’s just a fucking call. I truly don’t understand the hate. Emotionally stunted, socially immature jokes. Grow up.
- Comment on Derps of Tiktok 7 months ago:
Middle aged pepper are of the era that’s Nirvana is in. Seems like a such a Twitter joke.