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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Clent@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ignoring the humor of this to throw down to facts.

    There are brownie pans that have multiple cells such that each brownie is a single serving with four edges. Basically a cupcake pan but with squares.

    This is only 2-3 edges per brownie; an inferior experience.

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    • blackluster117@possumpat.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This allows you to maintain a higher volume, so more brownies per pan with multiple edges.

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      • Glemek@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Okay, but the volume depends on the batter, not the pan.

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    • Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can HIGHLY recommend brownie batter put into non-standard pans. Madeline pans make excellent bite sized brownies, and cupcakes are good too. Just don’t put too much into each one, otherwise the center doesn’t bake and achieve the desired gooey texture.

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    • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yep. I have this brownie pan, it does an excellent job, but I wouldn’t have gotten it if I had found the four-edge-per-brownie pans first.

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  • dubba@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yoo, the lasagna pan from the expanse

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Omg, you’re right.

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    • 0110010001100010@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      lol omg it is!

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    • TheControlled@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ha! That’s amazing! Some of the best props are just weird looking shit that we’ve had for decades.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Does that commenter think the term “edging” didn’t exist 15 years ago? 🤨

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    • FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Every generation thinks it invented sex

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      • Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        All I know is that my parents NEVER had sex

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      • TheControlled@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Speaking from an American POV, that’s probably because parents would still rather commit seppuku than be open about human sexuality because they are prudes and cowards. Gratefully my parents weren’t that way but I my friends weren’t so lucky.

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      • Rubanski@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        JoJo Siwa invented Gay Pop after all

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  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That this looks like a meandering river of shit seems more topical to edge.

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  • sevan@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is there a reverse version of this where all the brownies are middle brownies? That’s the version I want.

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    • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A spherical tray should work. Make sure it has enough mass to make its gravitational field hold on to the batter and suspend it in the oven using magnets.

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      • Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Good lord…You’ve just described a brownie tokamak

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    • paholg@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Panko bread dough is placed between two metal surfaces, and is cooked by running an electric current through it. This avoids any crust forming, causing it to be very uniform.

      I imagine you could do the same with brownies.

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      • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes, I would like to invest in your electric crustless brownie company. Call me when you have a prototype ready.

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    • xenspidey@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sous vide maybe?

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    • SirHenry@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well a circle has the best ratio for your liking i think. But maybe ask your local magician for some un edged Brownies ;).

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      • Litron3000@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well technically a hollow sphere would be best… Works best in space though

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      • sevan@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Magic brownies sound amazing! Maybe I should move back to California.

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    • roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I suppose you could bake a brownie sphere in microgravity. That might be hard to get the center cooked without burning the surface though. Maybe a metal ball as a pan that you could coat with batter.

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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t understand this joke, is anyone willing to explain it for me?

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t fully get it either. It’s either the browser Edge or edging yourself for hours on end. Lol

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      • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I was wondering where the weird w-like symbol formed by the brownie pan means something.

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    • Edge004@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a joke about edging

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      • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t even know what edging is haha. Oh well. Getting old.

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    • IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Edging, look it up on urban dictionary.

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      • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m familiar with edging, but I’m not sure I see the joke. That might be because “edge” feels somewhat semantically separate to “edging” in my mind. As a clearer example of what I mean, if the word “edgy” came up, I would be way more likely to think of it as describing someone or something that tries too hard to be dark and provocative. I’d be very confused if someone used “edgy” as an adjectivified form of “edging”.

        Besides that though, I’m sure that edging was a thing 15 years ago; the Wikipedia article for “edging(sexual practice)” dates back to 2006, for one. Part of why I didn’t get the joke is because I can’t think of any logical link between edging and 15 years ago, so I think I concluded that the meme wasn’t about the sex thing.

        Is there still something I’m missing, or am I just being supremely autistic about this?

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  • Sorgan71@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love edging.

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    • xavier666@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Average Microsoft Edge fanboy

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  • independantiste@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Edging my brownie 😍🟤💩

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  • numlok@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Missed opportunity marketing to Edgelords.

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  • capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just use a muffin pan, people! Then you’ve got 12 personal brownies that are all edge.

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    • Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How does it feel? Being the smartest person in the room?

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  • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    GoonPan

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  • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And an edge-lord, this speaks to me.

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  • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    a typical example of “they knew”

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  • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This was in every Sky Mall catalog.

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    • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I miss Sky Mall so badly. These days there’s nothing so do on a plane except play on your phone, and you can already do that literally anywhere else.

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      • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What there’s loads to do. You can awkwardly try not to touch the person next to you. You can hold it, because you’re stuck in the middle or window, and you don’t want to disturb the person next to you. You can drink the 2 oz of diet Coke they give you before they bring you peanuts, then desperately try to suck any amount of liquid out of the cup of ice you’re left with. You can try to get to your bag under the seat in front of you, fail because your feet are in the way, and spend the rest of the flight wishing you hadn’t done that.

        Loads!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    nah this asks the question why are we making brownies in a 9x13. like, what if we tossed it in a loaf pan or something I suck at baking

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  • Resol@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I genuinely remember watching this back in the day.

    And yes, I did abandon Edge.

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  • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This looks like bowel movement.

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