For edge lovers

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• Clent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ignoring the humor of this to throw down to facts.

  There are brownie pans that have multiple cells such that each brownie is a single serving with four edges. Basically a cupcake pan but with squares.

  This is only 2-3 edges per brownie; an inferior experience.

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  • blackluster117@possumpat.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This allows you to maintain a higher volume, so more brownies per pan with multiple edges.

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    • Glemek@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Okay, but the volume depends on the batter, not the pan.

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  • Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can HIGHLY recommend brownie batter put into non-standard pans. Madeline pans make excellent bite sized brownies, and cupcakes are good too. Just don’t put too much into each one, otherwise the center doesn’t bake and achieve the desired gooey texture.

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  • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yep. I have this brownie pan, it does an excellent job, but I wouldn’t have gotten it if I had found the four-edge-per-brownie pans first.

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• dubba@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yoo, the lasagna pan from the expanse

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Omg, you’re right.

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  • 0110010001100010@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    lol omg it is!

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  • TheControlled@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ha! That’s amazing! Some of the best props are just weird looking shit that we’ve had for decades.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Does that commenter think the term “edging” didn’t exist 15 years ago? 🤨

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  • FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Every generation thinks it invented sex

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    • Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      All I know is that my parents NEVER had sex

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    • TheControlled@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Speaking from an American POV, that’s probably because parents would still rather commit seppuku than be open about human sexuality because they are prudes and cowards. Gratefully my parents weren’t that way but I my friends weren’t so lucky.

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    • Rubanski@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      JoJo Siwa invented Gay Pop after all

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• mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That this looks like a meandering river of shit seems more topical to edge.

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• sevan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is there a reverse version of this where all the brownies are middle brownies? That’s the version I want.

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  • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A spherical tray should work. Make sure it has enough mass to make its gravitational field hold on to the batter and suspend it in the oven using magnets.

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    • Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Good lord…You’ve just described a brownie tokamak

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  • paholg@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Panko bread dough is placed between two metal surfaces, and is cooked by running an electric current through it. This avoids any crust forming, causing it to be very uniform.

    I imagine you could do the same with brownies.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes, I would like to invest in your electric crustless brownie company. Call me when you have a prototype ready.

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  • xenspidey@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sous vide maybe?

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  • SirHenry@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well a circle has the best ratio for your liking i think. But maybe ask your local magician for some un edged Brownies ;).

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    • Litron3000@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well technically a hollow sphere would be best… Works best in space though

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    • sevan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Magic brownies sound amazing! Maybe I should move back to California.

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  • roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I suppose you could bake a brownie sphere in microgravity. That might be hard to get the center cooked without burning the surface though. Maybe a metal ball as a pan that you could coat with batter.

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• AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t understand this joke, is anyone willing to explain it for me?

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t fully get it either. It’s either the browser Edge or edging yourself for hours on end. Lol

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    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I was wondering where the weird w-like symbol formed by the brownie pan means something.

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  • Edge004@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s a joke about edging

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    • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t even know what edging is haha. Oh well. Getting old.

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  • IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Edging, look it up on urban dictionary.

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    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m familiar with edging, but I’m not sure I see the joke. That might be because “edge” feels somewhat semantically separate to “edging” in my mind. As a clearer example of what I mean, if the word “edgy” came up, I would be way more likely to think of it as describing someone or something that tries too hard to be dark and provocative. I’d be very confused if someone used “edgy” as an adjectivified form of “edging”.

      Besides that though, I’m sure that edging was a thing 15 years ago; the Wikipedia article for “edging(sexual practice)” dates back to 2006, for one. Part of why I didn’t get the joke is because I can’t think of any logical link between edging and 15 years ago, so I think I concluded that the meme wasn’t about the sex thing.

      Is there still something I’m missing, or am I just being supremely autistic about this?

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• Sorgan71@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I love edging.

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  • xavier666@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Average Microsoft Edge fanboy

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• independantiste@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Edging my brownie 😍🟤💩

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• numlok@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Missed opportunity marketing to Edgelords.

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just use a muffin pan, people! Then you’ve got 12 personal brownies that are all edge.

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  • Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How does it feel? Being the smartest person in the room?

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• GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  GoonPan

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• ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And an edge-lord, this speaks to me.

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• nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  a typical example of “they knew”

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• bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This was in every Sky Mall catalog.

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  • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I miss Sky Mall so badly. These days there’s nothing so do on a plane except play on your phone, and you can already do that literally anywhere else.

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    • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What there’s loads to do. You can awkwardly try not to touch the person next to you. You can hold it, because you’re stuck in the middle or window, and you don’t want to disturb the person next to you. You can drink the 2 oz of diet Coke they give you before they bring you peanuts, then desperately try to suck any amount of liquid out of the cup of ice you’re left with. You can try to get to your bag under the seat in front of you, fail because your feet are in the way, and spend the rest of the flight wishing you hadn’t done that.

      Loads!

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  nah this asks the question why are we making brownies in a 9x13. like, what if we tossed it in a loaf pan or something I suck at baking

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• Resol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I genuinely remember watching this back in the day.

  And yes, I did abandon Edge.

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• wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This looks like bowel movement.

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