Wogi
@Wogi@lemmy.world
- Comment on It is very therapeutic to garden, though. 1 hour ago:
It is that hard.
I fucking hate gardening. Fucking hours of work, thousands of dollars in tools and materials to beg a plant to grow because it can’t be fucked to grow on it’s own. Only to watch it die and it’s fruit rot on the stem because of some Norwegian small nosed stink beetle that’s invaded the garden. OH WHAT A LOVELY HOME I’VE MADE FOR YOU YOU LITTLE FUCK.
I just wanted to make salsa. I could have had salsa any time. Months ago I could have had salsa. I could have made my own. I could have been bougie and gone to the farmer’s market and gotten all the things I tried to grow and made my own salsa.
Instead I made food for bugs and mushrooms.
- Comment on Womens fashion guide 4 days ago:
Aunt that thinks she’s cool but screams at teenagers in a Publix when they’re out of slaw mix.
- Comment on Draw your own conculsions 1 week ago:
You literally are.
The study’s findings regarding sexual frequency declines among adolescents are particularly notable, according to Herbenick. The proportion of adolescents reporting neither solo masturbation nor partnered sexual behavior increased from 28% of young men and 49% of young women in 2009 to 43% of young men and 74% of young women in 2018.
- Comment on "I almost wish he was looking up illegal stuff because it would make my workday so much more interesting." 1 week ago:
See I say LOTS of illegal shit, constantly. If I ever break the law they’ll have a hell of a time proving I actually intended to premeditate it without also having to prove I planned on doing a lot of crazy shit.
The other plus side is that all of those texts would need to be read in court, doubling the number of times I get to laugh at them.
- Comment on Breaking the news 1 week ago:
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- Comment on NEW JOB! 2 weeks ago:
He was in OEM sales. No mention of management or VP experience, literally the only thing you know about this guy is that he’s old and white. You’ve told yourself an entire story about this guy that is entirely fictional and are presenting it as if it’s got some merit which is pretty ridiculous.
- Comment on Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower 3 weeks ago:
The ones with strings don’t have the same NRR rating as the foam ones and for prolonged wear can be quite uncomfortable. The only guys I see wearing those are in the shop or in an office most of the day and only wear them for a few minutes at a time.
- Comment on Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower 3 weeks ago:
I work in a manufacturing environment and put in ear plugs every day. Generally this is a two handed procedure, where you pull your ear back to get a good angle to correctly insert the plug, but after doing it multiple times a day, ever day, for years, you get pretty good at double fisting your own ear canals.
Every once in a while, you hit the angle and risk resetting yourself to factory settings.
The real risk is losing the fucking thing up there, and it really feels like you might for a second.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Richard prior came out ok.
- Comment on frodosynthesis 3 weeks ago:
Ok, so that scene in Jurassic Park where Dr Satler looks at a fern and goes “ok this extinct thing is killing your triceratops”
Like a how does she know? Also the fact that they have this whole magic bs story about bringing back dinosaurs with frog DNA, but never tell you where the plants came from, does that bother you too?
- Comment on frodosynthesis 3 weeks ago:
Is there a fucking botanist in here today? What’s with all the glorious plant memes? (Not complaining)
- Comment on The Eurobean Mind Cannot Comprehend 3 weeks ago:
The selected route has tolls in Kansas. The northern route will be pretty similar but free, at least until Illinois, I’ve never gone beyond that.
- Comment on Getting old sucks 3 weeks ago:
A man of culture I see
- Comment on Getting old sucks 3 weeks ago:
Yeet those feelings geezer
- Comment on He has to be stopped 3 weeks ago:
He doesn’t buy avocado toast and makes coffee at home. Obviously
- Comment on He has to be stopped 3 weeks ago:
One American eats 2 million every day. It’s a big job but someone’s gotta do it
- Comment on He has to be stopped 3 weeks ago:
I’M DOING MY PART
- Comment on He has to be stopped 3 weeks ago:
Did your prompt include the lack of pants or did the AI just kinda know?
- Comment on How does South Park get away with trashing identifiable people? Are they sued often? 4 weeks ago:
You can’t damage the credibility of people who don’t claim to have any. And, in attempting to do so, you can only increase their credibility.
Matt and Trey don’t claim to be any more than a few jackass comedians with a TV show. Scientology’s MO really doesn’t work against guys like that.
- Comment on C O L O N I Z E 5 weeks ago:
As far as kinda gross foods go I’d put mushrooms pretty far down the list. People eat crazy shit all the time. Once you clean em off there’s really nothing wrong with them.
Also most of the food you eat grows in actual shit.
- Comment on C O L O N I Z E 5 weeks ago:
Mushrooms grow out of rotting organic matter. Oyster mushrooms are all safe to eat so I would imagine that even the toilet shrooms are fine.
- Comment on Form over function, eh? 1 month ago:
Yup that’s worse… Somehow that’s worse.
- Comment on Not the life Christ wanted for us 1 month ago:
Please, that would be a kingly dowery.
Girls of childbearing age were 30 pieces of silver, girls who were younger were 3.
- Comment on Homer 1 month ago:
Also constantly abuses Bart
- Comment on Crazy how nature be like that 1 month ago:
Linear scale reasons.
They measure the same thing. But they scale it differently, so they must meet somewhere. One, for some crazy reason, has decided the freezing and boiling point of water aught to be exactly 100 units apart. Where the other, sensibly, uses a really cold day in Danzig Germany because the AIR feels cold at that temperature, and what the natural resting point of the human body temperature is, separated by 96 units so as to make the scale easier to make in a lab.
- Comment on A good policy to have 1 month ago:
The first rule of working around forklifts is never trust the load. The second rule of working around forklifts is never trust the driver.
- Comment on A good policy to have 1 month ago:
So, strictly speaking, I am allowed to?
- Comment on Yep, defintely not a bad person 1 month ago:
The caveman part of my brain says that you’re a grugn, bash!
Frankly his decorum is improving.
- Comment on A good policy to have 1 month ago:
In my experience most engineers spend too much time worrying about the wrong modes of death.
Yes Brian it’s critical the coil is centered on the hob, but it weighs 1500 pounds and will go where it wants to so for the love of God do not attempt to stop it from swinging again.
- Comment on A good policy to have 1 month ago:
Frowned upon but not strictly against the rules?