Well you see, gam gam...

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• TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My grandmother refers to sex as “putting your shoes under his bed.” As in if you’re staying the night that where you would put your ahoes after taking them off.

  She’s been married 3 times and has a kids with each of them. She knows exactly what’s going on. Didn’t let them fool you.

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  • Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Grandma wants less thinking and more doing, clearly

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    • CoolMatt@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wait, but some of those kids are darker than both mok AND dad…

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’ve heard the term knocking boots, right?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You get pregnant by putting a snake in the woman’s boot, right?

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• idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My boss and I had lived for a few in Italy and Germany, respectively, but were both in the US again at this time. She was looking for jazz music for our restaurant and said “god, I love scat. Don’t you?” and my dumb ass responded before I could think about it for a second “I’m not that German.” (For anyone confused, I don’t know why, but some Americans think Germans are into scat. I have not experienced this in any way, and have no idea if it’s at all based in reality, I was just making a joke I shouldn’t have)

  She didn’t know what scatophilia was, did NOT enjoy hearing about it, but wouldn’t let it go until I explained my joke.

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  • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Look bud. All I’m saying is that when the porn site algorithms have a stroke and think I’m into that kind of stuff, 7 times out of 10 the title is in german.

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    • hdnsmbt@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So, this happened to you at least ten times. Hate to be the one breaking this to you but it might not be the algorithm stroking out.

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    • ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If the porn algorithms are showing you it, you must be have searched it ….just be honest, we’re all friends here.

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    • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So, it’s “the algorithms”? Sure, buddy…

      Alright, without looking it up… What’s scat in German?

      🙃

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m living in Germany again now and I’ve brought this up occasionally with people when we’ve reached the comfortable talking about kinks stage, but it’s a surprise to everyone so far. Germans do definitely like anal more than Americans IME, but not because of the poop, lol. Maybe it’s the Austrians 🤷

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  • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My best friend told me he feel in love with his now ex wife after she gave him a plumkin. Then he explained what that was and now I am scared for life.

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    • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Do NOT make me look that up.

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    • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      a blumpkin?

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    South Park certainly amplified the idea

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    • nthavoc@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I didn’t even know Brazilian fart porn was a thing until South Park.

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She knew.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Does liking fisting make you a whore? I thought we weren’t supposed to kink shame, yet here we are. Sad.

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    • ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Whilst there are more appropriate terms, in the case of this film, gam gam was a lady of a certain persuasion.

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    • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What if being a whore was her kink?

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Every generation think they’re the ones who invented sex.” - Robert Heinlein

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If she didn’t, she’s not living her best life.

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• 211@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I accidentally told my 50+ friend what shibari is. No, she didn’t know, she cancelled going to a planned event that would have included a lecture.

  She also claims she didn’t know before what “bondage” was, and isn’t in the habit of lying to me. So yay for being a good influence, I guess?

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Told my girl bestie about shibari by accident as well lol Turned out we’re compatible.

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did you start practicing the art?

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• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Mom, is it because it’s hetero sex talk, mom? Mom, this is me, your son, mom.”

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• veroxii@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gam gam was living it up during the summer of love in the 60s. She’s probably forgotten more than these kids even know.

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• vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My grandmother once called me whilst she was at an estate sale and told me she found “kinky asian books”. I dont know if she found hentai or Korean smut but what I do know is that she started chanting “kinky asians” until I hung up the phone.

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  • y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    lol your grandma sounds cool as fuck

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    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      She can be just dont bring up politics, economics, or sociology.

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• anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  … when a hand loves a woman very much …

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  • londos@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/SzP4rGb3jpw

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