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@hdnsmbt@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube devs be like⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  YouTube is free, accessible and innovative, though? That meme doesn’t make a lot of sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New mobile features are sh*t these days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you give an example of an app not working “as well”? Do your emails get wrangled or anything?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Far too many people are dying for the first time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Oh no, a bad word!

  Better cross it out so no-one thinks I’m using bad words.

  But not all the way, so everyone still knows what the bad word is but also recognises my attempt to save them from seeing a bad word!

  I’m such a good person (but also cool 😎)!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft's Board is Launching an Investigation Into The Company Struggles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, this is about money. They’ll definitely find a group of underpaid employees to fire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ong why did no one tell me about this 😤⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “shit”, the word is “shit”, kids

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude, don’t bury your uncle of he isn’t dead. That’s extremely impolite!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't appreciate that.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But it’s free! You love free stuff! Have some free emails!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turtle Shells⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like an annual reminder would be entirely sufficient, to be honest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ya feel me?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  a-hole

  Fuck birds

  How do you decide when to censor yourself or not?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV: you try to sleep with the new Airbnb guest, but the door is closed⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The real POV would be a closed bedroom door.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uranium 🤤⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I really appreciate your analysis of what I can and can’t understand along with your obnoxious pendatry. Very valuable information, thank you. Now kindly fuck off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uranium 🤤⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t and it’s irrelevant because the stupid attempt of hiding the word does not change with the skin colour of the person who made it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uranium 🤤⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’m gonna use a word I really shouldn’t use. But people might get mad at me for doing so. But on the other hand, the word is really edgy and cool… That’s it! I’ll just cover up part of the word so people don’t notice I’m using it! I’m so smart!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨temperature⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And even that level is molecular 🤯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tethered plastic caps⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m convinced those do very little for the environment. There was some really smart executive at the plastic bottle company who made this up so they can charge more from beverage companies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true, look it up.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The context is OP doesn’t know how to save a picture without making a screenshot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT support work be like⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you ask them to unplug it and plug it back in, they’ll lie and say they already did that, though.

  And if they were ashamed at all, they’d have remembered the last time the exact same thing happened.

  This sounds like I hate end users which I really don’t. Their expertise lies elsewhere and I respect that. Still, sometimes it makes for funny/exhausting situations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT support work be like⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “My computer is broken, it won’t turn on!”

  “Are you sure it’s plugged in?”

  “You think I’m stupid? Of course it’s plugged in! It’s broken!”

  “Sometimes the plug isn’t in all the way and then it won’t work.”

  “I know how to plug in a plug, it just won’t turn on because it is b-r-o-k-e-n!”

  “Are you sure the plug is all the way in?”

  “It’s all the way in. My computer is broken!”

  “Im coming down there and if the plug isnt all the way in, I’ll be pissed and mock you.”

  “IT’S BROKEN!”

  Goes down there and plugs the plug all the way in

  Computer starts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The White Buffalo⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t need to cool anything down. It’s a comment section on the internet, let people say what they want to say, that’s my approach at least. This disclaimer feels like a “it’s just a prank, bro” so you can deflect criticism. I’m sure commenters are aware where they’re commenting, no need to explain the obvious. And if someone comments how the meme is unfunny or anything not favourable, you don’t have to hide behind your disclaimer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The White Buffalo⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t shitpost if you can’t handle the comments. Nobody needs that useless disclaimer. People will comment whatever they want without checking in with you first. As they should.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why It's Okay That Someone Hasn't Played Your Favorite Game⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t miss next week’s article “Why You Need an Internet Article to Tell You What Is And Isn’t Okay”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If I say “the sun rises in the morning”, is that also an "implication of status and reasonability? Do explain how a neutral statement implies “status and reasonability”. Go ahead!

  Also explain what an “implication of fashion” is, in detail, please. Women are, in fact, able to change the way they look, I’d be surprised if that’s news to you. This fact is entirely unrelated to fashion.

  You also failed to show how I said anything about something being “inherently attractive”. Try to keep up with your own accusations, please.

  If you’re going to postulate your twisted interpretation means another person lied, do it in a way that at least pretends to refer to what has been said.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t believe I made any comment about what’s “inherently attractive” or “reasonable” to “wear on your face”. What’s with the loaded question?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet men go for the women with long eyelashes. Just because men aren’t aware of it doesn’t mean the women’s moves don’t work.

  But even if they didn’t, imagine this: Women can change the way they look entirely without wanting to look hotter for men. Shocking, I know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨another 30 hour tutorial⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  How many variations of this joke do we really need, though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rockstar Games regarding Grand Theft Auto VI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that a press release for a trailer? Are you going to release a trailer for the trailer next? Just fucking tell us the release date and shut up until then. It’s not like you need to introduce the GTA brand to anyone.