(My uncle didn’t die.)
Dude, don’t bury your uncle of he isn’t dead. That’s extremely impolite!
And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral.
Submitted 5 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 5 months ago
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
This person is wrong. Bury him. Else how will he appreciate his casket?
snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Years ago the punk band Treephort turned this billboard into a song: treephort.bandcamp.com/track/gorilla
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
In this heat??? … no wonder the guy never answers his phone, he probably died of heat stroke after his third event.
Some family has a fur lined bag of organic matter, wrapped around a saxophone, stinking up the front yard in the summer sun.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ve been in such a costume in the Los Angeles summer. I used to work in the entertainment industry- the one that makes movies and TV shows, not the one that plays saxophones at birthday parties- but I won’t go into the details. Let’s say that it is not something that was ever worth watching.
You are correct, it’s brutal.
gibmiser@lemmy.world 5 months ago
RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world 5 months ago
(My uncle didn’t die.)
Then why hold a funeral for him?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
No thanks, I’m trying to cut down. But I like the video.
MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yes, but’s what the area code?
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 5 months ago
www.saxsquatch.com