RavuAlHemio
@RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world
- Comment on Cross Platform Sex 5 days ago:
Fundamentally, rules regarding sex derive from biological characteristics on one hand and rules regarding social interaction on the other. The joke here is treating them like a video game, where the lead designer can decide to add or remove gameplay features if they think it will make the game better (or make them more money).
Naming Jacob Batalon the “CEO of Sex” (equivalent to the lead designer role in this “sex as a video game” construct) adds another level to it, as one’s initial expectation for someone with that title is a classically handsome man, which Jacob Batalon – his other qualities notwithstanding – is most certainly not, and never claimed to be.
- Comment on Robbed 1 week ago:
How the hell could they even make a final cut when they didn’t have razors?
- Comment on math no no 1 month ago:
that’s Sir Cum Circle to you, young man!
- Comment on Fun game 1 month ago:
Found in every room of the Hilbert Hotel!
- Comment on lulz 2 months ago:
I’m sure the lyric “shit the bed again, typical” resonated with him very strongly.
- Comment on Help is needed 4 months ago:
Pool
- Comment on What can you tell from this photo alone? 5 months ago:
Is that the Millennium Falcon?
- Comment on i never noticed this 5 months ago:
Ah yes, the successor to U R MR GAY (Super Mario Galaxy) and YA I M R U (Super Mario Galaxy 2, read backwards)…
- Comment on What 6 months ago:
If I’m parsing that correctly, it means “you sheep’s bag”, referring to its scrotum. 😀
- Comment on Spaghetti-voli 7 months ago:
it’s not fair
- Comment on yay -S poop-bin 7 months ago:
I’d rather not participate in a poop-related conflict
- Comment on Who's your favorite female protagonist in a video game? (Add pic of character in response) 7 months ago:
Cate Archer from No One Lives Forever
- Comment on застібка 8 months ago:
YKK?
(ЫКК?)
- Comment on Don't 8 months ago:
- Comment on This bacon grease 8 months ago:
almost looks like it melted a fork
- Comment on Kiki a bouba 9 months ago:
The bouba is round.
- Comment on Origins 10 months ago:
Thor was Batman?
- Comment on I do, I do 11 months ago:
“your birthday is coming and so am I”
- Comment on Fruit 1 year ago:
Highly relevant username.
- Comment on Idioms 1 year ago:
People in glass houses should go shit in the basement.
- Comment on This post is in honor of [username]2 1 year ago:
Wait, you wanted to call yourself cm000?
- Comment on I've modified the Alcoholics Anonymous plan 1 year ago:
My favorite kind of erfly!
- Comment on The only way out is... Ugh. 1 year ago:
Caesarean?
- Comment on I don't need a phone to see doom 1 year ago:
I think this is the Soviet E series of cars, where moving between them was an employees-only matter (and almost never happened in regular service), mostly because nothing bridges the gap.
- Comment on is rust memory safe for grandma??? 1 year ago:
yes, but it isn’t safe from grandma
- Comment on This is not fine 1 year ago:
Yes, this is from KC Green, author of the original This Is Fine.
- Comment on Thoughts 1 year ago:
take a moment to consider your own mortality
I’m pretty glad that I don’t have to keep doing this forever…
- Comment on Bim 1 year ago:
trams are called „Bim“ in the Viennese dialect of Austrian German
- Comment on I scream, she screams 1 year ago:
Okay, I imagined what it would be like to lick my dingus in winter. What now?
- Comment on And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral. 1 year ago:
(My uncle didn’t die.)
Then why hold a funeral for him?
