Cross Platform Sex

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For a minute I thought we were gonna need a new CEO of sex

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  • Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because he was shining his candidacy for president?

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    • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can someone explain why these memes are funny? Or maybe what they’re satire of?

  I keep seeing “The CEO of SEX says… (insert generic press release here)”

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  • SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absurdism

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    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The best art form. AI resistant and all!

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  • RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fundamentally, rules regarding sex derive from biological characteristics on one hand and rules regarding social interaction on the other. The joke here is treating them like a video game, where the lead designer can decide to add or remove gameplay features if they think it will make the game better (or make them more money).

    Naming Jacob Batalon the “CEO of Sex” (equivalent to the lead designer role in this “sex as a video game” construct) adds another level to it, as one’s initial expectation for someone with that title is a classically handsome man, which Jacob Batalon – his other qualities notwithstanding – is most certainly not, and never claimed to be.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It stopped being funny about ten posts ago tbh

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    • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      its never not funny

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    • QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This meme will never die for me!

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  • aburrito@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s absurdism, think of dadaism, or rawr xd

    (It’s what the kids find funny, leave em be)

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    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Isn’t Dadaism like not even absurd but so absurd it loses all meaning?

      Bring back Duchamp as a zombie world president!

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  • Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought this was /c/news

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is that spider mans chair guy?

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  • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes

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  • MrChewy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Guy in the chair is the official title, buddy

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cross platform? Does that mean animal sex? That already exists, except it’s immoral since animals can’t consent (unless you’re a self-deluded zoophile).

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  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No like other platforms. Like one person on a bed while the other stands or on a table against a wall. Something like that maybe

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Aren’t we all animals on this blessed day.

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This you: 👆🤓 ?

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cross platform is when multitrack drifting arrives at the station.

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  • pewpew@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It is moral if Sex CEO approves it

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