What can you tell from this photo alone?
Submitted 2 months ago by King@blackneon.net to [deleted]
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blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
JonHammCock@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Kayday@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Batman with a kitbashed symbiote Spider-Man head
RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is that the Millennium Falcon?
SlacksMcTavish@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Oh feck yeah I see it too…
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Cockpit is on the wrong side, but I’m not sure I’d be able to tell after a bottle of Jeager either.
TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That I need to get my shit off my balcony and figure out who’s the asshole taking pictures of my apartment without my consent.
not_me@piefed.social 2 months ago
We dont need your consent, its a free country and visible to anybody
zeppo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s not too cold there
watson@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not with all that Jägermeister
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They probably sit out there in shorts.
Asweet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It’s very clear that we’re looking at the universe where Deadpool is a chair. Not many other people could drink that much hard liquor and survive, and the ukulele and Batman figurine track
pilferjinx@piefed.social 2 months ago
Sadness.
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Tiny Batman is not taking the divorce well. At first he thought losing the tiny mansion and being forced to downsize from Twayne Manor (Tiny Wayne Manor) out in the burbs to this high-rise apartment would put him closer to the action downtown. A refreshing life change after all that’s happened.
However, his neighbors yell at each other all day long while he’s trying to sleep, and seem to have even more sensitive hearing than him during the nighttime quiet periods. He can’t rush out the door because every slam or even loud footfalls seems to trigger a call to building management. He’s even gotten calls about his scanner radio being too loud, no matter how softly he plays it.
Most nights he just sits on the balcony, quietly listening to the scanner and drinking. Anti-suicide netting makes it impossible to just glide down to street level with his bat wings and the elevator takes so long that by the time he gets to the Tiny Bat Mobile, most vics are dead and the perps are long gone. More and more, he just turns the radio off, drinks until he staggers over to his pee spot, and then stumbles over to fall asleep with his back against a stack of bottles - he knows they’ll keep him safe from the memories that are trying to sneak up on him.baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Can’t even see the tiny bat signal from most angles, so he thinks nobody needs him
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 2 months ago
- they like jagermeister above all else
- Their apartment is likely messy, (they’re hoarding bottles instead of taking them to the recycling, implying not a hoarder but lack of motivation)
- They play music
- Their last play session didn’t go very good, as the guitar is broken.
King@blackneon.net 2 months ago
That was so deep
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
They also had to pee too badly to make it inside.
TomMasz@piefed.social 2 months ago
Liver failure.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Liver success! I’m so proud.
SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 2 months ago
Drunken uke practice pad, skyrise balcony edition
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
They don’t have a local recycling programme.
happydoors@lemmy.world 2 months ago
HOW IS NOBODY MENTIONING THE PISS CORNER?!
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Don’t judge my piss corner.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
I like the lil batman puppet.
glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Who do you think drank all of that. Seems to be the only one on the deck from what I can see.
Railcar8095@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lots of alcohol+broken guitar = wonderwall
hopesdead@startrek.website 2 months ago
You wouldn’t be saying that if you have seen the movie that was named after.
Railcar8095@lemmy.world 2 months ago
OK, I’ll add it to my backlog, but only because it predates the song do there’s no risk of hearing it again.
rbos@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Batman figurine.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Covid lock down.
WereCat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Somebody replaced Lutris with Bottles?
dwemthy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Neighbor hates them
deacon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What we are looking at here is the aftermath of a jaeger-based transportation ritual, successful by the looks of it.
Whoever did this, is not with us anymore. He belongs to the Hunt Masters now.
Also that figurine needs to stay exactly where it is or our traveler will not be able to return fully ensouled. This is old magic we’re looking at.
wischi@programming.dev 2 months ago
That Deadpool is trapped inside that gamer chair?
halvar@lemy.lol 2 months ago
That chair wasn’t originally part of the setup but was created by the summoning circle of Jägers on the floor.
fum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Batman shrinks when he drinks
ooterness@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Maybe it’s like Toy Story. Batman figure just found out he’s a toy, drank a bunch of Jäger, and then reverted to the dormant state because someone was looking.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That there is only a mattress a tv and a game console inside.
AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
That musicians get paid in some good alcohol
AmericanEconomicThinkTank@lemmy.world 2 months ago
:(
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Died of alcoholism
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But there’s no corpse in that photo. We’re only allowed to draw conclusions based on what we see in the photo, not on things we DON’T see 🤔
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If he was alive he’d be in the photo drinking
generic_computers@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I thought this was from Portal for a split-second.
Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org 2 months ago
That he should get a more comfy chair.
jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I’m very sorry for the neighbours.
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 months ago
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Jesus Christ
laranis@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
This is art, but for the lack of mention of the piss spot on the far right. My guess is that he gave up on all decorum or hope for the future and started pissing almost over the side of the balcony. Then as he leaned over to see his last attempt to create something meaningful splash on the pavement below he looked a bit too far. It was not a planned act of finality, yet in that moment of weightlessness his last, fleeting thought was, “Probably for the best…”
Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Yes but neither of you mentioned the piss spot on the balcony above. This is not our nameless hero’s piss but the piss of his upstairs neighbor. He came out to his balcony and noticed a miraculous stream, sticking his head out too far to determine the source. His final thought was “What a beautiful day for rain”
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 months ago
New copy-pasta arrives.
modus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You ok, bro?
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lol, none of us are.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 months ago
I heard that in Kim Katsuragi’s voice
Naz@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“You seem to be following me”
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Also a Star Wars fan. The bottles on the right are the Millinium Falcon.
raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Username doesn’t match…
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Let’s rename him Bard_with_Superior_Deductive_Reasoning_Skills
Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I knew this guy :/
Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That made me think of Jethro Tull - Aqualung
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
a bunch of uke chords are 1 or 2 fingers, and due to the short finger board you can easily reach 6-8 frets in a single grip. It’s easy to get into.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s just not the same as it was, bro.
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
if only someone stopped him from falling over…