What can you tell from this photo alone?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by King@blackneon.net to [deleted]
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blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
JonHammCock@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Kayday@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Batman with a kitbashed symbiote Spider-Man head
RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is that the Millennium Falcon?
SlacksMcTavish@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Oh feck yeah I see it too…
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Cockpit is on the wrong side, but I’m not sure I’d be able to tell after a bottle of Jeager either.
TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That I need to get my shit off my balcony and figure out who’s the asshole taking pictures of my apartment without my consent.
not_me@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
We dont need your consent, its a free country and visible to anybody
zeppo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s not too cold there
watson@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not with all that Jägermeister
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They probably sit out there in shorts.
Asweet@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
It’s very clear that we’re looking at the universe where Deadpool is a chair. Not many other people could drink that much hard liquor and survive, and the ukulele and Batman figurine track
pilferjinx@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Sadness.
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Tiny Batman is not taking the divorce well. At first he thought losing the tiny mansion and being forced to downsize from Twayne Manor (Tiny Wayne Manor) out in the burbs to this high-rise apartment would put him closer to the action downtown. A refreshing life change after all that’s happened.
However, his neighbors yell at each other all day long while he’s trying to sleep, and seem to have even more sensitive hearing than him during the nighttime quiet periods. He can’t rush out the door because every slam or even loud footfalls seems to trigger a call to building management. He’s even gotten calls about his scanner radio being too loud, no matter how softly he plays it.
Most nights he just sits on the balcony, quietly listening to the scanner and drinking. Anti-suicide netting makes it impossible to just glide down to street level with his bat wings and the elevator takes so long that by the time he gets to the Tiny Bat Mobile, most vics are dead and the perps are long gone. More and more, he just turns the radio off, drinks until he staggers over to his pee spot, and then stumbles over to fall asleep with his back against a stack of bottles - he knows they’ll keep him safe from the memories that are trying to sneak up on him.baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Can’t even see the tiny bat signal from most angles, so he thinks nobody needs him
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
- they like jagermeister above all else
- Their apartment is likely messy, (they’re hoarding bottles instead of taking them to the recycling, implying not a hoarder but lack of motivation)
- They play music
- Their last play session didn’t go very good, as the guitar is broken.
King@blackneon.net 3 weeks ago
That was so deep
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
They also had to pee too badly to make it inside.
TomMasz@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Liver failure.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Liver success! I’m so proud.
SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
Drunken uke practice pad, skyrise balcony edition
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
They don’t have a local recycling programme.
happydoors@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
HOW IS NOBODY MENTIONING THE PISS CORNER?!
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Don’t judge my piss corner.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
I like the lil batman puppet.
glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Who do you think drank all of that. Seems to be the only one on the deck from what I can see.
Railcar8095@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lots of alcohol+broken guitar = wonderwall
hopesdead@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
You wouldn’t be saying that if you have seen the movie that was named after.
Railcar8095@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
OK, I’ll add it to my backlog, but only because it predates the song do there’s no risk of hearing it again.
rbos@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Batman figurine.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Covid lock down.
WereCat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Somebody replaced Lutris with Bottles?
dwemthy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Neighbor hates them
deacon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What we are looking at here is the aftermath of a jaeger-based transportation ritual, successful by the looks of it.
Whoever did this, is not with us anymore. He belongs to the Hunt Masters now.
Also that figurine needs to stay exactly where it is or our traveler will not be able to return fully ensouled. This is old magic we’re looking at.
wischi@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
That Deadpool is trapped inside that gamer chair?
halvar@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
That chair wasn’t originally part of the setup but was created by the summoning circle of Jägers on the floor.
fum@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Batman shrinks when he drinks
ooterness@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe it’s like Toy Story. Batman figure just found out he’s a toy, drank a bunch of Jäger, and then reverted to the dormant state because someone was looking.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That there is only a mattress a tv and a game console inside.
AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
That musicians get paid in some good alcohol
AmericanEconomicThinkTank@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
:(
Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Died of alcoholism
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But there’s no corpse in that photo. We’re only allowed to draw conclusions based on what we see in the photo, not on things we DON’T see 🤔
Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If he was alive he’d be in the photo drinking
generic_computers@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I thought this was from Portal for a split-second.
Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
That he should get a more comfy chair.
jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
I’m very sorry for the neighbours.
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Divorced man, mid-forties, job pays well but not great, tried to get into old interests to stave off depression but collecting action figures didn’t do it and he couldn’t remember how to play the ukulele, which is like the one thing that made him interesting in high school. So, he turned to those early college years when he and his friends, whom he hasn’t talked to in ages, would stay up all night smashing Jägermeister and having heady though naive conversations about the world and how things ought to be. Night after night he sat on his balcony, looking at a world that would be better if only it listened to him, ignoring his broken instrument, smashed in frustration, and occasionally espousing his philosophy 101 understanding of nihilism to his last remaining friend, the Batman, until one late night, after finishing a nice piss, the pain became too great and, in a drunken stupor, he slowly allowed himself to fall over the balcony into the sweet release of death. He left behind only unanswered emails and texts from his worried adult children. A pitiful end to a pitiful life so completely devoid of significance that the character doesn’t even warrant a name.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Jesus Christ
laranis@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
This is art, but for the lack of mention of the piss spot on the far right. My guess is that he gave up on all decorum or hope for the future and started pissing almost over the side of the balcony. Then as he leaned over to see his last attempt to create something meaningful splash on the pavement below he looked a bit too far. It was not a planned act of finality, yet in that moment of weightlessness his last, fleeting thought was, “Probably for the best…”
Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Yes but neither of you mentioned the piss spot on the balcony above. This is not our nameless hero’s piss but the piss of his upstairs neighbor. He came out to his balcony and noticed a miraculous stream, sticking his head out too far to determine the source. His final thought was “What a beautiful day for rain”
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
New copy-pasta arrives.
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I would be honored.
modus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You ok, bro?
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lol, none of us are.
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yep. Thanks for checking.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
I heard that in Kim Katsuragi’s voice
Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
“You seem to be following me”
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Also a Star Wars fan. The bottles on the right are the Millinium Falcon.
raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Username doesn’t match…
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Let’s rename him Bard_with_Superior_Deductive_Reasoning_Skills
Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I knew this guy :/
Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That made me think of Jethro Tull - Aqualung
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That was dope. Thank you for sharing that!
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
a bunch of uke chords are 1 or 2 fingers, and due to the short finger board you can easily reach 6-8 frets in a single grip. It’s easy to get into.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s just not the same as it was, bro.
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
if only someone stopped him from falling over…