Mediocre_Bard
@Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world
- Comment on I'm surprised it hasn't been taken down yet ...well maybe not that surprised 1 week ago:
lol, He’s 27? Who listen to this asshat?
- Comment on Op, Op op op 4 weeks ago:
Had to take a laughing break. Thank you.
- Comment on If Trump loses the election and flees to another country to avoid his sentencing in his (multiple) lawsuits, does the Secret Service have to go with him? 1 month ago:
It’s more an intelligence thing.
- Comment on Men: What sequence do you fellow to dry your body off after showering or bathing? 1 month ago:
Top down, then beard for last to seal in the flavor.
- Comment on Do remote workers actually work? Yes, but they also shop and shower 1 month ago:
Fuck this corporate propaganda.
Work from home and be happy.
- Comment on Regain Control in my ass 2 months ago:
I’ve seen that video.
- Comment on How many squirrels do you think you could take in a fight to the death? 2 months ago:
All of them. I think that I could take all of them.
- Comment on Regain Control in my ass 2 months ago:
When I Come Around in my ass.
- Comment on If Necromancy suddenly became possible, can the undead be called as a witness during court proceedings? 2 months ago:
Eyewitness testimony is notoriously unreliable. I’d imagine that it would only get worse without the eyes.
- Comment on Healthcare 2 months ago:
DVDA= Thanksgiving turkey
- Comment on Healthcare 2 months ago:
I knocked that out at summer camp of 4th grade. /s
- Comment on I feel like a flashbang went off in my head, so the only question that I can think of is, "What now?" (Details in body.) 2 months ago:
This is a solid point. Thank you.
- Comment on I feel like a flashbang went off in my head, so the only question that I can think of is, "What now?" (Details in body.) 2 months ago:
Sorry that you are getting downvoted for this. Thanks for the information.
- Comment on I feel like a flashbang went off in my head, so the only question that I can think of is, "What now?" (Details in body.) 2 months ago:
I know that you’re right. I don’t know what I would do if I went to therapy and we determined that the marriage should end. My wife’s health insurance is through my work. My daughter would be wrecked. It is scary.
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- Comment on What class would each MCU character be in DnD? 2 months ago:
Bard, all of them.
- Comment on Is it actually very common for people to have violent sadistic fantasies, possibly involving actual people in their lives? 3 months ago:
No idea, but I have a prescription for prn anti-psychotics after discussing this very topic with my mental health provider … so, do whatever you want with that information.
- Comment on How exactly does one eat 1500 calories a day? 3 months ago:
My brother.
Do not eat before 11am and do not eat after 7pm.
Drink water.
Weigh yourself daily, in the morning, right after you piss and shit, and then look at yourself in the mirror.
Eat as you please during your open window, don’t lie to yourself about what you are eating. Trash is trash.
Let this truth wash over you as you buy your food. The shame will drive you to make better purchases.
To be successful, you must hate yourself as you are and love yourself as you want to be.
Good luck.
- Comment on Is this normal for girls or just a extreme edge case? (Serious question) 3 months ago:
Oh … ouch.
- Comment on Rate me 3 months ago:
We could smash.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Racism
- Comment on Union With Labor Dispute of Its Own Threatened To Cut Off Workers’ Health Benefits 3 months ago:
I am fucking livid that this happened. Good that they walked it back, but unacceptable regardless. The leadership responsible should be voted out (within the union).
- Comment on Good point 3 months ago:
Sometimes relationships aren’t over.
- Comment on if the total fertility rate drops and stays below global replacement rate, will humans disappear? 3 months ago:
Only if they tried to hold to our standard of living. If they adapted, which I suppose that they would, the only stress would be seeing society thin out around you.
- Comment on if the total fertility rate drops and stays below global replacement rate, will humans disappear? 3 months ago:
Yep. We would have to back to villages at some point.
- Comment on if the total fertility rate drops and stays below global replacement rate, will humans disappear? 3 months ago:
If a generation is 25 years, there 7.9 billion people on Earth, and the replacement rate is 1.0, then humans will disappear in about 800 years.
If we enforced a 1.0 replacement rate for two generations, the global population would decrease by 75%, leaving 1.9 billion people in play. This is the global population in 1919. If we go three generations, we could get down to 985ish million prople.
That would be amazing for our climate goals and would be considered ethical and humane by most.
- Comment on I Worked For MrBeast, He's A Fraud 3 months ago:
You can do x2 speed. I promise you. I believe in you.
- Comment on jd vance 3 months ago:
He definitely did not fuck a couch and is certainly not banned from Ikea for fucking a Friheten.
- Comment on The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅 3 months ago:
I could eat.
- Comment on if jupiter gained enough mass to trigger fusion and ignite into a star... 4 months ago:
Yeah … we did accidentally nuke that planet. Our bad.