ooterness
@ooterness@lemmy.world
I’m an electrical engineer living in Los Angeles, CA.
- Comment on Too late 3 days ago:
Good advice, but is this a meme?
- Comment on WWSAD 1 week ago:
There’s a song about this. (Different ancient creature, but the principle is the same.)
- Comment on Morality 2 weeks ago:
ELI5: How is this a science meme?
- Comment on He has to be stopped 4 weeks ago:
Florida Man strikes again!
- Comment on Anon goes on a hayride 4 weeks ago:
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us…
- Comment on I think an intern helps them tie their shoes too 1 month ago:
I didn’t know about that. At my company, the head of HR (3.5x average salary) recently told everyone, “If you want a higher salary, go work at [rival company].” This was onstage in front of ~150 people.
- Comment on Windows 10 and its shortage of "Never shove this screen in my face again" buttons 1 month ago:
That would be nice. Our admins don’t bother with anything like this, but they also block me from fixing things.
- Comment on bioluminescence 1 month ago:
- Comment on suck it, math nerds 2 months ago:
Jokes on them, tears are too salty to provide hydration.
- Comment on meow_irl 2 months ago:
So is the 200 lb limit per cat? Or a total?
- Comment on Target acquired 3 months ago:
Why does he still have a quiver full of arrows?
- Comment on Stay safe fam 5 months ago:
A few years ago, William Shatner did a PSA about exactly this.
- Comment on My friend on social refuses to see how this is a pyramid scheme 5 months ago:
Plot twist: The founder of this scheme is Jeff Bezos, since he’ll profit from every book sold.
- Comment on He spilled the beans 5 months ago:
Lemmy: Did someone say BEANS!?
- Comment on Retcon 6 months ago:
It’s such a common mistake. The doctor who creates Mary Shelley in Frankenstein’s novel doesn’t have a name.
- Comment on Who needs the master sword anyway? 8 months ago:
“Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom” is just “PPAP: The Game”.
🎶 I have a sword. I have an apple. Unh! Apple-sword. 🎶
- Comment on Should I? 9 months ago:
- Comment on apple yeeter 9 months ago:
Reminds me of the “Doctors Hate Her” sketch from Loading Ready Run.