If trump shaved his head and didn't wear any makeup do you think you would recognize him?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MrKurtz@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
How did you get the Official Portrait of Agent Krasnov?
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
they sent in 20,000 magabran box tops to mar-a-lago for it. the back is signed and everything.
PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 3 weeks ago
He can’t shave his head. It’s a hairpiece
Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
he had a botched hair plug implant in the 90s.
mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Trynna hide in El Salvador?
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh no no no, I’m not trump. I mean I kill to be trump. So elegant, so handsome, tremendous thighs. Thighs like an olympic athele. Not like marco rubio, little marco, no thighs, no thighs.
5wim@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
everybodys saying it
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t think I could with anyone except my wife and even that would take a minute.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Its odd that your entire facial recognition is based entirely on hair. Men typically don’t wear makeup. So that’s already not a factor. You’re telling me if you saw me for 2 years with long lucious flowing hair down to my shoulders, and then one day I donated to locks for love, snd decided to just be bald…I would come into work, and you’d be like “Who’s the new guy?”
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The question was if someone removed their makeup also not just shaved their head. For the question and answer to match the people in my response must be people who normally wear makeup.
ooterness@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It would be obvious the moment he opens his mouth. That stupid word salad is instantly recognizable.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
That’s not as problem if Russia grants him asylum. Worked just fine for Bashar Al-Assad.
bdot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
absolutely! from what I gather, he is easily identifiable just from the stench
Bwaz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
As soon as he opened his mouth (which he is unable to resist), yes of course
BassTurd@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I bet the Nazi vibes would still be prevalent.
Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No problem. Few other people would have such a stench of filled depends and orange spray tan.
mickeyripple@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
At first glance I thought he was Rush Limbaugh
FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
The problem with him is that he won’t shut up. You’d recognize that stream of consc… of something anywhere. Hypothetically, if consent was given you’d have to surgically remove his tongue as well.
meliante@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
His resting bitch face needs no hair or make up. Even in the complete dark he could be recognised.
Corno@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Yes. I’m very good at recognizing faces, even if I haven’t seen that person for years and they’ve got a completely different hairstyle.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Yes. But only because I’ve seen this picture:
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goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Motherfucker looks like he sleeps in a space blanket and knows a lot about the Magna Carta.
grranibal@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
And he knows he swapped those numbers
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I honestly din even know having seen that picture. Like I run into this guy on the street, he’s just some dude.
Apepollo11@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This alternative Trump totally looks like he could be leader of the UK Conservative party.
Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Woah, he looks like a normal human being, why on earth did he put so much effort to choose to look like he does now?!?
Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
trying to hide his sickly white skin, funny thing is your skin becomes super pale if you wear makeup all the time.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
he looks like PUTIN without all the plastic surgery.
madame_gaymes@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
He looks like Michael McKean (aka Chuck McGill)
Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
actually PUTIN, if he putin hadnt had all that botox or plastic surgery.
theTarrasque@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Looks kinda like L Ron Hubbard (founder of Scientology)