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If trump shaved his head and didn't wear any makeup do you think you would recognize him?

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes. But only because I’ve seen this picture:

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    • goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Motherfucker looks like he sleeps in a space blanket and knows a lot about the Magna Carta.

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      • grranibal@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And he knows he swapped those numbers

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    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I honestly din even know having seen that picture. Like I run into this guy on the street, he’s just some dude.

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      • Apepollo11@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This alternative Trump totally looks like he could be leader of the UK Conservative party.

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    • Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Woah, he looks like a normal human being, why on earth did he put so much effort to choose to look like he does now?!?

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      • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        trying to hide his sickly white skin, funny thing is your skin becomes super pale if you wear makeup all the time.

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    • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      he looks like PUTIN without all the plastic surgery.

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    • madame_gaymes@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He looks like Michael McKean (aka Chuck McGill)

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      • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        actually PUTIN, if he putin hadnt had all that botox or plastic surgery.

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    • theTarrasque@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Looks kinda like L Ron Hubbard (founder of Scientology)

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  • MrKurtz@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How did you get the Official Portrait of Agent Krasnov?

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      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        they sent in 20,000 magabran box tops to mar-a-lago for it. the back is signed and everything.

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    • brax@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That neck vulva tho…

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      • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        NUSSY

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  • PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He can’t shave his head. It’s a hairpiece

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    • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      he had a botched hair plug implant in the 90s.

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  • mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Trynna hide in El Salvador?

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    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh no no no, I’m not trump. I mean I kill to be trump. So elegant, so handsome, tremendous thighs. Thighs like an olympic athele. Not like marco rubio, little marco, no thighs, no thighs.

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      • 5wim@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        everybodys saying it

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  • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t think I could with anyone except my wife and even that would take a minute.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Its odd that your entire facial recognition is based entirely on hair. Men typically don’t wear makeup. So that’s already not a factor. You’re telling me if you saw me for 2 years with long lucious flowing hair down to my shoulders, and then one day I donated to locks for love, snd decided to just be bald…I would come into work, and you’d be like “Who’s the new guy?”

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      • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The question was if someone removed their makeup also not just shaved their head. For the question and answer to match the people in my response must be people who normally wear makeup.

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  • ooterness@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It would be obvious the moment he opens his mouth. That stupid word salad is instantly recognizable.

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    • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s not as problem if Russia grants him asylum. Worked just fine for Bashar Al-Assad.

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  • bdot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    absolutely! from what I gather, he is easily identifiable just from the stench

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  • Bwaz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As soon as he opened his mouth (which he is unable to resist), yes of course

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  • BassTurd@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I bet the Nazi vibes would still be prevalent.

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  • Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No problem. Few other people would have such a stench of filled depends and orange spray tan.

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  • mickeyripple@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At first glance I thought he was Rush Limbaugh

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  • FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The problem with him is that he won’t shut up. You’d recognize that stream of consc… of something anywhere. Hypothetically, if consent was given you’d have to surgically remove his tongue as well.

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  • meliante@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    His resting bitch face needs no hair or make up. Even in the complete dark he could be recognised.

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  • Corno@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes. I’m very good at recognizing faces, even if I haven’t seen that person for years and they’ve got a completely different hairstyle.

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