Apepollo11
@Apepollo11@lemmy.world
- Comment on To refer casually to briefs-style men's underwear, is it Tidy Whities or Tighty Whities? 14 hours ago:
No, I can see why some Americans might confuse them, with a “baddle of wadder” accent.
- Comment on How come butthole scratches doesn't get infected with poop bacteria ? 1 week ago:
Bum science, specifically.
- Comment on Do you read analog clocks to the exact minute? How do you do this quickly? 4 weeks ago:
Fun fact - I was 23 and studying for my MSc before I learned how to read analogue clocks.
If you’re after speed, all I can suggest is that you’ve got to embrace the old-people habit of using the nearest 5 minute mark and accept that level of accuracy.
- “Quarter past”
- “It’s just gone quarter-past”
- “It’s nearly twenty-past”
- “Twenty past”
- Comment on Would it be weird to ask my brother if I could tag along when he goes out with his friends? 4 weeks ago:
Not weird at all! The fact that you both live together is even a bonus - you effectively halve the taxi fare on the way home :)
- Comment on If your happiness is derived from your enjoyment of a false (i.e. fictional) stories, is that truely happiness, or is that technically a delusion? 5 weeks ago:
Happiness is literally the result of chemical reactions in the brain. If you’re feeling happy, it’s real.
You’re running into problems because you’re conflating the feeling of happiness with the things that make you feel happy.
There’s no such thing as “true happiness” or “false happiness”.
The things that make people happy rarely have objective value, and everything with some kind of cost, even if it’s just time.
The happiness drug users feel is real, but the cost (money/time/health) can be significant. The happiness that you feel from playing games or reading is real, and the cost (money/time) is less, but still there.
Happiness is always real - just be mindful of the cost!
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Sorry if you felt I was trying to put words in your mouth, that wasn’t what I meant. I mentioned Disneyland etc by way of contrast - to illustrate Neuschwanstein was built as real palace. It’s not very old compared to others, but it’s still real.
To provide some context, I’m British and as I’m sure you’ll know, there are castles, palaces and fortifications in abundance here. But despite that, we have nothing even nearly as pretty as Neuschwanstein.
You said it sucks and it doesn’t have much history. I think that, even despite the fact that it’s not very old, it’s beautiful in a way that very few other places are and well worth visiting.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
With all due respect, I think you’re being a little harsh on Neuschwanstein!
It was a real palace built for a real king to use. Admittedly he died before it was completed, so it never actually got used, but it’s not like the Disneyland castle which is just a fiberglass facade.
It looks amazing, both inside and out, and is the closest thing to a real life fairytale castle that exists - because, as you said, that’s specifically the look the king wanted. It wasn’t built as a cynical tourist trap, it was built as a dream palace for a king.
- Comment on Why is the abusive parent always portrayed as being the father, why is the mother never portrayed as abusive? 5 weeks ago:
FWIW, in fairy tales the mother is the bad parent more often than not.
- Comment on How does one join a terror group? Like example ISIS , do people go to a secret website sign up and get provided flags, bomb parts, or whatever? Or is it just a person saying what they did was for ISIS 5 weeks ago:
If the last few weeks in the UK are anything to go by, simply holding a sign is enough to be deemed part of a terrorist organisation.
(For clarification, this is in reference to the recent protests about the highly controversial proscription of Palestine Action, and the ridiculous position the police have been put in as a result)
- Comment on Is it worth selling on eBay in 2025? 1 month ago:
I’ve sold a fair few things on eBay. It’s much easier now than it used to be - and if you ship with Evri, you don’t even have to go through the faff of going to the post office.
There was a period, ten-fifteen years ago, when there were so many rules that it really wasn’t any fun to sell on there. It’s much more streamlined now.
My experience nowadays is mostly from selling Transformers toys. Can’t really fault it.
- Comment on Why is the colour of sunlight different in every country? 1 month ago:
In addition to the answers given, we also have the phenomenon of the “Mexican Filter”. Films and TV programmes featuring scenes in Central America and South East Asia often use extremely yellow / sepia colour grading.
While mostly employed as visual shorthand to show that the scenes are now somewhere other than Europe / North America, it’s so prevalent that people think the countries actually look like that.
- Comment on [Poll] What social media platforms do you know about? 1 month ago:
Lemmy
- Comment on What's the easiest way to get hookups without seeing escorts? 1 month ago:
There was a guy with an awfully similar name to you, asking awfully similar questions.
I’m not trying to out you if you’re actually the same guy trying to get around a ban, but if you are, why pick such a similar name? It’s bordering on suspicious - picking an explicitly religious name then posting about prostitutes.
If this is coincidence, and you’re a completely different guy with a similar name posting about a similar topic within the space of a week, I apologise - and I don’t want to freak you out too much, but you may have a doppelganger.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Very much this.
Remember, it’s an “ectomy” - they remove a beansprout-sized chunk of your vas deferens. You will be left missing a fairly big piece of the plumbing - it’s not just a simple connect/disconnect thing.
If you do choose to have it done and you’re the curious type, they’ll actually let you watch if you ask.
Also, stock up on ibuprofen!
- Comment on does this actually imply alcoholism or just snark? 1 month ago:
For a little more context, any excess wine in the chalice after communion can’t just be tipped away (symbolising, as it does, the blood of Christ). The standard thing is that the vicar will drink the remainder themselves before moving on.
It’s a common joke that vicars intentionally put far more wine than necessary into the chalice, because that means that there’s more for them to drink at the end.
BTW, I’m talking within the context of the Church of England here, which Rev Hedges is almost certainly from.
- Comment on Why do females got to be so hard to talk or flirt with? 1 month ago:
Top tip that I can give is to identify and stop consuming whatever content that has made you think that “females” is a normal thing to say.
This will give you the fastest return on investment over anything else.
Secondly, women are just people. No secret tricks. Different people like different things, hate different things and want different things.
Thirdly, and this is because I have no real understanding of where you’re at - maybe try asking some of the sex workers that you mentioned in a previous post if they’d mind talking and suggesting some pointers. Ask before - not afterwards, and do keep in mind that giving advice is not their actual job, so don’t be upset if they don’t want to!
- Comment on How do you combat boredom? 1 month ago:
You start buying all of the new updated versions of the toys you had as a kid, of course.
Sure, you bought some for your own kids when they were younger, but now you can buy the more expensive better-painted versions from Japan for yourself.
- Comment on Does anyone struggle with spending money foolishly on prostitutes? 1 month ago:
I’m suspecting a troll account too. The repeated assertion that they’ve been reading the Bible is a weird point to keep making. As if it’s someone who has only the most superficial understanding of Christianity.
If there was some mention of actual verses, then that’d be one thing - but as it is, it feels like OP is just farming replies than actually after advice.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Same - growing a beard helped massively too.
Once I started working, I used to grow a beard every winter - mainly because I got bored with shaving every day. I noticed that once I had my beard, I never got age-checked, when I shaved it off, I’d still be asked.
Mind you, I’ve had a beard for eleven years now - who knows how haggard I look underneath nowadays!
- Comment on How come nobody does anything about North Korea? 2 months ago:
The official line is that North Korea is thriving - it’d be political suicide for Kim Jong Un to accept help.
The comparison with the US isn’t unwarranted. The respective propaganda machines is the reason both countries are the way they are.
When people are told daily how their country is the best in the world, the ruling class can get away with an awful lot.
It’s 2025, and many places in the US don’t even have clean tap water. People are being “disappeared” off the streets by government agencies. People are dying from easily-treatable diseases. The wealthy ruling class live lives of luxury, while poor people work multiple jobs and still exist below the poverty line.
So, that said, do you think Trump would accept a deal that would allow better living conditions for his people. I think we both know the answer.
- Comment on Please settle a debate. A kid in the womb is better off listening to stuff like cat in the hat so it can be read to it at bedtime? Or history of the world during the womb and read it later? 2 months ago:
Boost shows that it was edited :|
In any case, it’s not outside the realm of possibility that I made a mistake in my original reply.
- Comment on Please settle a debate. A kid in the womb is better off listening to stuff like cat in the hat so it can be read to it at bedtime? Or history of the world during the womb and read it later? 2 months ago:
You’re not wrong.
I wish I could see the edit timestamps on Lemmy, because I’m sure that comment was different.
The stupid thing is, I’d originally written the comment with quotes to point it out, then chopped it back because I realised that I was massively overexplaining it. Those quotes would have been handy now!
Then again, it’s not impossible that I made a mistake then too!
I’ll leave my comment up, but strike it out so it’s not misleading, but this still makes sense.
- Comment on Has anyone ever read the book series “Biff, Chip & Kipper” as a kid? 2 months ago:
Same here - my kids had these, but I’m of the generation raised on Roger Red Hat
- Comment on Please settle a debate. A kid in the womb is better off listening to stuff like cat in the hat so it can be read to it at bedtime? Or history of the world during the womb and read it later? 2 months ago:
I think people are downvoting you because there are two "effect"s in there.
The first is right, the second is wrong.
- Comment on Please settle a debate. A kid in the womb is better off listening to stuff like cat in the hat so it can be read to it at bedtime? Or history of the world during the womb and read it later? 2 months ago:
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The baby doesn’t understand English (although they can recognise the rhythm and sounds of language).
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The mother understands English
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The baby experiences the same emotions as the mother.
In conclusion, read something that will make the mother relaxed and happy. If that happens to be The Cat In The Hat, then great. I read Don Quixote when my wife was pregnant with our first, our second got Moomin and Hairy Maclary (by virtue of being there when I read to the first).
The most important thing is to keep reading to them, every day, after they’re born too. Buy tons of children’s books (for your own sanity), do the voices and have fun with them.
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- Comment on I would like to know about websites ending with .onion Is there anybody who can tell me more about this ? 2 months ago:
Nice try Gary Glitter.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I see two possibilities:
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You get paid for posting this kind of nonsense - in which case then I get it, everyone has to make a living.
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Your brain is actually broken
A quick run through your recent posts have shown that you’re actually the author of some of the worst posts I’ve come across on here, so kudos. But I’m afraid it’s now a “no” from me, and I’ll be blocking you from now on.
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- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
20 - although that’s regardless of the season. I only ever wear pjs to bed if I’m ill.
- Comment on Any Engrish-like community in here? 2 months ago:
Here’s that insane t-shirt in all its glory.
- Comment on Any Engrish-like community in here? 2 months ago:
The one I encountered on Reddit (way back when) was more focused on occasions where slightly wonky translations led to funny results, rather than just making fun of bad translations, or the people who wrote them.
E.g.
- The now-famous “Do Not Want” meme
- The German translation section that included the Nazi flag instead of the current Germany one.
- The utter nonsense written on a t-shirt I bought last time I was in Japan “Nither down on some it own american films the innocent sucker dupe speak to me blow-in baited onself because this way. Chiken just pain sent I hope come together up on the naked out-colling Rizy up road a little fat-man. BEAT SOMEWHERE”
It’s like the posts showing unnecessary quotation marks on signs - it’s not about making fun of the people who wrote the sign, it’s funny because it now conveys something else.
E.g., a sign outside a farm offering Fresh brown “eggs” for sale.
