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Hermit Crab Housing Market
Submitted 8 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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OpenStars@discuss.online 8 months ago
Asafum@feddit.nl 8 months ago
Seriously though, if crabs used currency this would never happen. There would be one crab with all the shells and the other crabs would have to bring food offerings in order to get one.
the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 8 months ago
But how would the crab protect his extra shells?
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Mr. Krabs
MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 8 months ago
Shellholder value
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Surprisingly they don’t have that much of the market.
OpenStars@discuss.online 8 months ago
I counted the word “institutional” used almost once per sentence. There were a couple of sentences that didn’t use it, but there was at least one sentence that used it twice. Plus all the figures and captions for them too.
Though despite being not “institutional”, the market seems to have behaved a little as if it were, due to use of software to fix prices at what the landlords believed that the market would bear. So still price gouging, regardless of whether done by individuals or giant mega-corporations.
Though still a good point that the article makes.
credo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They also duke it out if two crabs want the same shell. I recall one video where two crabs were goin round the outside when a third one just moves into the shell. Hilarious at scale, but I bet the first two were pissed. Good thing they weren’t pistol shrimp.
qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 8 months ago
Seems more analogous to clothes than housing — clothes can be “too big” in the sense that the extra size is detrimental to the function, which is somewhat different from houses.
And it’s pretty common to have buy-nothing groups in cities or even at large companies. Got a loooot of hand-me-down clothes for my toddler from friends, family, and randos in the neighborhood.
SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Yes and no. I’m sure there is an argument to be made that a house can be too big. Bigger houses require more maintenance, cleaning, higher taxes. Downsizing a house is also a retirement strategy.
leisesprecher@feddit.org 8 months ago
Also, sometimes you just want a tight fit house to show what you got.
Hirom@beehaw.org 8 months ago
Yes, that’s a better analogy.
Actually swapping house like a hermit crab swap shell would leave very little time to move furniture, put some fresh paint on walls, have the owner review the house to return the security deposit, etc
lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Pretty sure hermit crabs (like most animals) aren’t renting. The previous owner of that shell has abandoned it, so they’d be squatters or, lacking any concept of private property, simply inhabitants. Point is they wouldn’t need any owner to return security deposits they never made.
Moving furniture and personal belongings is a good point though, they don’t have any of that. Most houses aren’t too mobile either. Clothes just fit better.
halvar@lemm.ee 8 months ago
An animal named a hermit crab has better social relationships than humans I’m so pissed.
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
as a hermit human i can confirm: less human interaction = more mental health
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 months ago
Setup a commune, escape the system, free yourselves
ToyotathaJester@lemmy.world 8 months ago
socialist crabs.
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
“To each his own needs.”
I’ve heard that somewhere before.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
This makes the plot of Another Crab’s Treasure even zanier.
someguy3@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Iirc there can be a mad scramble. If two try for the same shell, one loses out and their previous shell may be taken. So they’re fucked.
SSJMarx@lemm.ee 8 months ago
The Soviets had an “apartment swap” system for people who wanted to move around filled-to-capacity neighborhoods. You would get on the list with where you currently lived and put in where you wanted to move and would get informed when there was a match. Sometimes matches would be arranged in triangles or other more complex shapes, but since everybody involved needed to get on the same page this was rare. The wait to move depended on how lucky you were - sometimes you’d get a match right away, sometimes you’d forget about it until ten years later when you would get a letter asking if you were still interested.
This was all in the 60s and 70s when things were generally more chill.
BobQuixote@discuss.online 8 months ago
Sometimes matches would be arranged in triangles or other more complex shapes, but since everybody involved needed to get on the same page this was rare.
A web service could handle this neatly. You could commit to being ready for a match within the next 2 weeks. If the server can find a way to move any number of people between equivalent apartments, everyone gets notified and confirms receipt.
I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 8 months ago
In Australia we lose about six months wages to ‘stamp duty’ if we move. Better to stick with the oversized shell.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
Can you explain for an American?
I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Not fully as I don’t really understand it.
www.revenue.nsw.gov.au/…/transfer-duty
The calculator on that page says I would owe them $17k if I purchase a $500k property.
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Stamp duty makes it sound like it’s what happened to them because they didn’t kick the brits out over the stamp act.
zik@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s a tax on buying a house.
Damage@feddit.it 8 months ago
wat
booty@hexbear.net 8 months ago
You know I’ve never quite bought the hermit crab shells = houses analogy. They seem much more analogous to armor.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
I’m so pissed hermit crabs have a better fashion market than we do
boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 8 months ago
They kill/eat their dead, weak and handicapped as well. Heard they also get half off fries at Wendy’s too no cap…Sounds pretty sweet op
voldage@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They eat some of their weak. On the other hand, show me a hermit crab billionaire. I think they have something good going there, let them cook.
boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 8 months ago
You have obviously never been to PCB
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I wonder how they communicate. There must be a signal that says, “I’m moving out. Line up!”
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 8 months ago
IIRC it’s by doin’ a little crabby dance whenever they see other hermit crabs scuttling by until one that’s also looking for a new shell spots them and the hermit crab swap meet begins forming.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s pretty sweet ngl.
SuperApples@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Got to witness crabs doing this when going for a walk one day. There was a very shallow pool on the beach, about a foot wide, and about 20 crabs having a ‘swap meet’, scurrying back and fourth between the different shells.
Aradina@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Humans could have this too if enough of us just started doing it
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Comment105@lemm.ee 8 months ago
If you found a house that was too expensive and tried camping outside it with your average wage in sharpie on a cardboard sign, nobody else would join in and reveal their earnings so nakedly. Nor would they reveal it in an online sorting list with their current house listed beside it…
Besides, you’d likely object to moving to their previous humble residence in Alberta where the older couple earned the retirement that affords them this house.
glaber@lemm.ee 8 months ago
That’s similar to how it works in Singapore, where housing is fully public
gilbert31@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Just build more housing lol.
SkabySkalywag@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I think I’d be more like swapping different sized body armor, but I feel the sentiment;)
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
you cannot post this without linking a video
nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 8 months ago
Felt sad for that last crab who ended with a shell worse than the original :(
MicrowavedTea@infosec.pub 8 months ago
Wow didn’t expect them to actually make a queue
protist@mander.xyz 8 months ago
They’re all trying to move up one shell size, so they position themselves as close to the shell they want as possible. If they weren’t in order, the chance they’d end up shell-less increases dramatically
SirCabbage@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This video was amazing- and sad. I love it.