masterofn001
@masterofn001@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Reminder for all Lemmy moderators and admins. 2 days ago:
Jokes on you.
I sit outside and doomscroll.
- Comment on Roses are red in North Carolina..... 3 days ago:
Me in a hospital because I stabbed my eyes after attempting to read this.
- Comment on They're called leaves for a reason. 3 days ago:
Fireflies were spectacular this year.
In the front yard I let the wind take whatever leaves it takes. In the back I rake a path to the gates. Those leaves get put in a large open bin along my fence which makes nice soil in a year of so. Everything else is as nature intended.
- Comment on AI slop animal abuse 4 days ago:
^Will also eliminate cat.^
- Comment on I just WON'T 4 days ago:
The ice cream you can never finish.
- Comment on fatty lumps 4 days ago:
My lumps
My lumps
My fatty rhino lumps - Comment on Currently happening 4 days ago:
I used to be the guy that knew everyone, introducing my friends to others, and others to others.
These days, I have maybe 2 friends.
The good friends I once had believe everything they see on Facebook.
I just couldn’t anymore.
- Comment on Covfefe 6 days ago:
~
+/-
More or less
Adjust to your liking
Use the Strong button if your brewer has one.
Insufflate if necessary.
- Comment on Once you pop, well, you kinda stop 6 days ago:
King Missile is finally relevant!
- Comment on Covfefe 6 days ago:
~1/2 cup ground is ~8 cups coffee.
- Comment on I've got a double peen AMA 6 days ago:
Vice grips for pliers Pliers for a wrench Wrench for a hammer Hammer’s eeverything else
A song for that guy:
- Comment on Guerrilla Women 6 days ago:
I take great pride in knowing my great grandmother was one.
Part of the easter uprising against the British in Ireland.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumann_na_mBan
Do not underestimate the ferocity of a woman in times of war. (Or ever)
- Comment on What your coffee preparation method says about you 1 week ago:
I have a pour over, a french press, and a drip filter.
I use xfce, BTW.
- Comment on Habits of Insects 1 week ago:
It’s also helped develop advances in flight, metamaterials, physics.
But Barbie makes a good point with a meme about how she treats her cuck husband.
- Comment on CouLSDon gets cancelled by Facebook’s algorithm police 1 week ago:
I plotted fun trip once.
I’ll see if I still have the screenshot…
- Comment on CouLSDon gets cancelled by Facebook’s algorithm police 1 week ago:
Next up: Facebook bans half the streets and towns in the UK
Dick place
Assloss rd
Semicock rd
Butthole lane
Twatt
Dicks mount
Cock pond
Clitterhouse
Etc
- Comment on Pweaty pwease 🥺 2 weeks ago:
That…sounds … Horrible.
Oh, wait, wrong kink.
- Comment on Know Nut November 2 weeks ago:
Those are, indeed, walnuts.
- Comment on Know Nut November 2 weeks ago:
When my neighbor first noticed them I thought they were fruit.
Google lens suggested a thousand things that were not what it was. Japanese this, or Indian that.
It does smell very much like citrus, though.
The flesh is tough and white but almost immediately turns dark brown. So it was too late when I noticed my fingers had stained.
Limey nut would be an appropriate name for it.
Black walnut is a weird thing.
- Comment on Know Nut November 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Are disabled people and the elderly going to survive another Trump presidency? 2 weeks ago:
The useless eaters phrase - agenda2030?
- Comment on Bears Cave 2 weeks ago:
Does that mean Skeletor is one who dries people?
- Comment on wild seals 2 weeks ago:
The hippopotamus of the sea, and sometimes land.
- Comment on Capsaicin 2 weeks ago:
Rub A535 on your for tender bits for science.
- Comment on Candy is distributed boo-nomially 3 weeks ago:
Abby Normal Distribution
- Comment on How did Third World countries handle the Covid Pandemic? 3 weeks ago:
Speaking to a couple international students from Nigeria a while back - very poorly.
The conspiracy theories were rampant. Especially in the more tribal / rural areas.
Death everywhere.
- Comment on Fuckers took the whole bowl! Kids these days 3 weeks ago:
Pho
Ck.
- Comment on Stop Wasting Pumpkins! 3 weeks ago:
In the times of yore a small group of people tossed some tea into a harbour and set about a revolution.
Today, we must put an end to the tyranny. The quickening pace and further encroachment upon our livelihoods demands pumpkin spice be put to waste.
The future depends on it.
- Comment on Stop Wasting Pumpkins! 3 weeks ago:
That man’s name, Goatse.
- Comment on Province Speed Sonner 3 weeks ago:
I feel like this product came from watching this :
