the_post_of_tom_joad
@the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net
- Comment on Police investigating historical sex offence allegations against Russell Brand hand file to CPS 2 weeks ago:
That title’s a master-class in passive voice
- Comment on Risky Buisness 1 month ago:
I’ve been avoiding hawk tuah as an exercise in how long it was possible to avoid the meme but now i’ve looked up her name and it’s Haliey Welch
- Comment on Slapping Chicken 2 months ago:
Lol i dont know the math but the speed required to apply that force means theres a sonic boom as well right? Along with the bubblewrap crack of your arm shattering in the process of somehow applying this force/acceleration. I actually wonder if there would be heat before the slap since the distance traveled is so short. Is there enough air between your windup and the chicken?
- Comment on We Got You 2 months ago:
contracted by default
Cool, what others are there? Also, goofy question: what’s the relative strength of this ‘outer anus’? It wasn’t listed in my search for strongest muscles and most results are tips on gaining anus strength
- Comment on We Got You 2 months ago:
I know from first hand experience you can’t do it by accident as one time, hung over and showering in the dark in the early morning i got a little dizzy and sat down.
Perfectly meeting my starfish to the shampoo bottle on the floor. It could not have been more on target had i attempted this.
I shot up, seeing stars like for real for only the second time in my life. I wasnt dizzy, I was up and attem’ baby. Wooo what a rush! Hurt a lot for a minute. I don’t think that bottle tip made it a millimeter into my pooper.
So yeah, impressible
- Comment on Oh no, my beenis 2 months ago:
Best i can do is this
- Comment on Netease gloatingly note that Overwatch-like Marvel Rivals won't make you unlock heroes, unlike Overwatch 2 2 months ago:
Right? And the body of this piece, which hurt to read, doesn’t mention any actual gloating from the developer that i could see. Though i admit i only skimmed it since the thing reads like a (bad) internet comment.
I miss kieron and the crew
- Comment on Netease gloatingly note that Overwatch-like Marvel Rivals won't make you unlock heroes, unlike Overwatch 2 2 months ago:
Rock paper shotgun… What have they done to you? You were the chosen one!
- Comment on P.E.N.I.S. 2 months ago:
- Comment on Will The People Who Say They Love Cinema the Most Come Back to the Movies? 2 months ago:
Ever read a take so far-fetched, bad and goofy that you don’t know where to even begin a line of attack? I can’t even critique this since the “reasoning” he used to get there is so hilariously off-base. Like… Hey owen didn’t present the “problem” properly, or even fully define it. Then author didn’t address the real players or conditions surrounding it. Then they didn’t come up with solutions or even come up with a definition of what a good movie should be. Didn’t say why “the need for studios to cut costs is real”… (That one, presented without basis, really pissed my off). He finishes this embarrasing writeup with…“audiences need to spend more money at the movies”.
What? I dearly wish this guy would never write anything ever again so humanity might grow.
- Comment on My Empire of Podsols 2 months ago:
Thank you for this context.
- Comment on My Empire of Podsols 3 months ago:
Reznor is on record saying it’s cash’s song now so op is only mostly wrong :)
- Comment on Drunken woman defecated on police officer who tried to put her in handcuffs 3 months ago:
, the officer said she was “outraged” by the incident on June 17 and said neither police or witnesses should have to face such behaviour. “I do not come to work to be assaulted,” she said.
What do you come to work for? The docking *accolades"?
Sit on a drunk, get shit on by drunk. I don’t know why officers of the law expect deference from the people they enforce it upon. Don’t they teach human nature? Even people who “like” cops/authority only like em until they are opposing them in any way.
- Comment on Gars 3 months ago:
Gars new ace mascot when?
- Comment on Toddler teeth 3 months ago:
Bone grows in behind it.
- Comment on Quick Chat 3 months ago:
Science says there are multiple realities. Can science please take me to this one?
- Comment on Hermit Crab Housing Market 3 months ago:
But how would the crab protect his extra shells?
- Comment on Only Honk 3 months ago:
- Comment on Get scattered 5 months ago:
Dunno, I’m still waiting for HL3 so I haven’t played that expansion yet
- Comment on Venus Fly Traps 5 months ago:
- Comment on Venus Fly Traps 5 months ago:
Does this provide a special sound? Have to do with their style? Just fun? I dunno most about drums
- Comment on Know the difference!!! 5 months ago:
I’m still trying to remember the difference between pron3/supine
- Comment on Rules for Life 6 months ago:
“Something something sheer fucking will”
- Comment on How you hanging in? 6 months ago:
…yeah
- Comment on Steam says those hours you time criminals put in during advanced access now count toward the refund allowance 6 months ago:
I get you there, and i would love to hear your experiences on an early access game(s). Was it fun to be part of the process?
But I’m talking more about AAA releases and how so, so many of them come out as unfinished messes at worst, (Batman, no man’s sky) or at best, long wait times and crashing connections. Even if the game is fantastic on release (say witcher 3? Elden ring?) I know they had problems too) it will have DLC, and if the game is good, i want that too.
But enough about me, i would actually like to hear what i asked earlier
- Comment on Steam says those hours you time criminals put in during advanced access now count toward the refund allowance 6 months ago:
Good. I mean i hope it’s good. Hopefully this deters people from pre-orders and early access, which then reduces the amount of unfinished shit games being released.
Ive been a “GOTY only” gamer for years. I don’t consider a game as “out” until theyve been released for a few months. I’m not super cool or anything, just very careful with my money and i personally capital letter HATE the concept of early access
- Comment on magic beneath the forests 7 months ago:
So we’re eating leviathon reproductive organs? Sexy
- Comment on Mentally Deranged Behaviour 11 months ago:
(Jesus, you’d think I was high or something. Just riffing.)
I am, maybe that’s why I made it all the way down here ;).
Might there actually be utility to something like this? Scrunch the spheres together but make invisible everything that is not an interface and label the faces accordingly.
What if the labels of the faces on the 3D (pressure points or interfaces) were like things that kept the ‘soap bubbles’ from merging? Like for example: material conditions of watchers of MSM being kept from understanding how they are similar.
Is that what you were thinking?
- Comment on Directors are turning to streaming to fulfil their epic visions – and avoid ‘bum ache’ 1 year ago:
I don’t even need to click it. Every contemporary movie director needs to hire someone to tell them what dumb hacks they are so they’ll ruin themselves in some. I haven’t seen a movie in recent memory that hasnt had a good 15 minutes i could cut, as a layman, and improve.
