Me, high as shit: Man idk the cat still looks angry…
Rules for Life
Submitted 2 years ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Rooskie91@discuss.online 2 years ago
prex@aussie.zone 2 years ago
I feel like they should have specified:
Use drugs (on the cat)
Naich@lemmings.world 2 years ago
Either will work.
NielsBohron@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The more drugs I consume, the less I worry about performing medical procedures on the cat, so problem solved! Now where’d I leave the ketamine?
tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They said what they meant.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 years ago
Cats know better than to fuck with a meth head
lelgenio@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
My mind when reading “The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails. It has no code of ethics or consideration for its own future”: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhQPzLy5X04
smeg@feddit.uk 2 years ago
[deleted]threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Dun-dun dun dun-dun.
Dun-dun dun dun-dun.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
IN A FAIR FIGHT, A CAT WILL WIN
Fight dirty; punch the cat below the belt.
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
The cat is one step ahead, for they have no belt to punch below.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Then where’s the Galaxy?
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
hits bong
Cat hits smaller catnip-filled bong
That seemed to work
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Get high and headbutt your cat.
variants@possumpat.io 2 years ago
You are on your way to vegetarian of the year
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I love it when cats headbutt back (seemingly) way too hard, it’s really expressive.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 years ago
anon987@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Wow, you’re a real cunt huh? Your post history is utter garbage.
You should kill yourself.
marmotworks@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
You are the least inspired bot on this platform, fella
Legend@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
One of my childhood buddy once told me his dad killed their dog like that for biting his sister and other people for 1 or 2 time .
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 years ago
:(
milliams@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Not a “textbook”. Clearly printed PowerPoint slides.
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The same advice also works on children.
Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Nah i could fuck a cat up easy
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 years ago
Things you don’t want to hear a vet tech say for $300
vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Right?
Cats aren’t a huge threat. They are vicious but tiny. Long sleeves and gloves and the cat is done for.
YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Better put your Carhartt on because those little razor paws could catch a wrist and end you with one good swipe.
Chuymatt@beehaw.org 2 years ago
Rose pruning gloves did nothing against Alex… evil little orange bastard.
huf@hexbear.net 2 years ago
they have an odd concept of a fair right though. the cat has teet and claws and can teleport. but if i use a thick towel to wrap the cat, i’m not being fair?!
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
This is why I have a little bottle of gabapentin in the fridge. I’m fine with the scars of playful nips and accidental scratches but sometimes a gentle manicure is needed or it’s necessary to get her into the carrier and go to the vet. And just in case she’s ever injured, I could ease the pain before taking her in and she wouldn’t struggle and maybe injure herself more. Because pain doesn’t stop a cat, they just fight harder.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 years ago
We do this too. :)
ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 2 years ago
We’re lucky that vets around here don’t bite at all.
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 2 years ago
In a fair fight it will win.
That is a chunk of wisdom right there. Applicable well beyond mere cats.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Fair fights are for sports.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
onion@feddit.de 2 years ago
If your vet even gets in a situation where they’d “have to fight” your cat you probably wanna go to a different vet
Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I mean, sometimes cats need care and the vet doesn’t really have time to gain their affection before poking them with a needle or prodding them all over. Not every cat is a fan of that.
onion@feddit.de 2 years ago
If you can’t handle them without sedative then you can’t administer the sedative in the first place. If you can handle them well enough to give them a sedative shot then you could just give them the vaccine shot you wanted to in the first place
the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 2 years ago
“Something something sheer fucking will”
CptEnder@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I mean yeah probably best not to pick a flight with one of the most efficient predators in the world lol
illi@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Vets learning how to fight dirty
Entropywins@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Gotta sneak up and sucker punch em from behind