Me, high as shit: Man idk the cat still looks angry…
Rules for Life
Submitted 11 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Rooskie91@discuss.online 11 months ago
prex@aussie.zone 11 months ago
I feel like they should have specified:
Use drugs (on the cat)
Naich@lemmings.world 11 months ago
Either will work.
NielsBohron@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The more drugs I consume, the less I worry about performing medical procedures on the cat, so problem solved! Now where’d I leave the ketamine?
tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They said what they meant.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Cats know better than to fuck with a meth head
lelgenio@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
My mind when reading “The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails. It has no code of ethics or consideration for its own future”: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhQPzLy5X04
smeg@feddit.uk 11 months ago
It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with, it doesn’t feel pity, it remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Dun-dun dun dun-dun.
Dun-dun dun dun-dun.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
IN A FAIR FIGHT, A CAT WILL WIN
Fight dirty; punch the cat below the belt.
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
The cat is one step ahead, for they have no belt to punch below.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Then where’s the Galaxy?
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
hits bong
Cat hits smaller catnip-filled bong
That seemed to work
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Get high and headbutt your cat.
variants@possumpat.io 11 months ago
You are on your way to vegetarian of the year
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I love it when cats headbutt back (seemingly) way too hard, it’s really expressive.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
anon987@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wow, you’re a real cunt huh? Your post history is utter garbage.
You should kill yourself.
marmotworks@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
You are the least inspired bot on this platform, fella
Legend@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
One of my childhood buddy once told me his dad killed their dog like that for biting his sister and other people for 1 or 2 time .
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
:(
milliams@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not a “textbook”. Clearly printed PowerPoint slides.
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The same advice also works on children.
Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Nah i could fuck a cat up easy
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 11 months ago
Things you don’t want to hear a vet tech say for $300
vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Right?
Cats aren’t a huge threat. They are vicious but tiny. Long sleeves and gloves and the cat is done for.
YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Better put your Carhartt on because those little razor paws could catch a wrist and end you with one good swipe.
Chuymatt@beehaw.org 11 months ago
Rose pruning gloves did nothing against Alex… evil little orange bastard.
huf@hexbear.net 11 months ago
they have an odd concept of a fair right though. the cat has teet and claws and can teleport. but if i use a thick towel to wrap the cat, i’m not being fair?!
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
This is why I have a little bottle of gabapentin in the fridge. I’m fine with the scars of playful nips and accidental scratches but sometimes a gentle manicure is needed or it’s necessary to get her into the carrier and go to the vet. And just in case she’s ever injured, I could ease the pain before taking her in and she wouldn’t struggle and maybe injure herself more. Because pain doesn’t stop a cat, they just fight harder.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 11 months ago
We do this too. :)
ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 11 months ago
We’re lucky that vets around here don’t bite at all.
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
In a fair fight it will win.
That is a chunk of wisdom right there. Applicable well beyond mere cats.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Fair fights are for sports.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
onion@feddit.de 11 months ago
If your vet even gets in a situation where they’d “have to fight” your cat you probably wanna go to a different vet
Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I mean, sometimes cats need care and the vet doesn’t really have time to gain their affection before poking them with a needle or prodding them all over. Not every cat is a fan of that.
onion@feddit.de 11 months ago
If you can’t handle them without sedative then you can’t administer the sedative in the first place. If you can handle them well enough to give them a sedative shot then you could just give them the vaccine shot you wanted to in the first place
the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 11 months ago
“Something something sheer fucking will”
CptEnder@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I mean yeah probably best not to pick a flight with one of the most efficient predators in the world lol
illi@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Vets learning how to fight dirty
Entropywins@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Gotta sneak up and sucker punch em from behind