Me, high as shit: Man idk the cat still looks angry…
Rules for Life
Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Rooskie91@discuss.online 1 year ago
prex@aussie.zone 1 year ago
I feel like they should have specified:
Use drugs (on the cat)
Naich@lemmings.world 1 year ago
Either will work.
NielsBohron@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The more drugs I consume, the less I worry about performing medical procedures on the cat, so problem solved! Now where’d I leave the ketamine?
tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They said what they meant.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Cats know better than to fuck with a meth head
lelgenio@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
My mind when reading “The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails. It has no code of ethics or consideration for its own future”: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhQPzLy5X04
smeg@feddit.uk 1 year ago
It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with, it doesn’t feel pity, it remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Dun-dun dun dun-dun.
Dun-dun dun dun-dun.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
IN A FAIR FIGHT, A CAT WILL WIN
Fight dirty; punch the cat below the belt.
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
The cat is one step ahead, for they have no belt to punch below.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Then where’s the Galaxy?
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
hits bong
Cat hits smaller catnip-filled bong
That seemed to work
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Get high and headbutt your cat.
variants@possumpat.io 1 year ago
You are on your way to vegetarian of the year
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I love it when cats headbutt back (seemingly) way too hard, it’s really expressive.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 year ago
anon987@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wow, you’re a real cunt huh? Your post history is utter garbage.
You should kill yourself.
marmotworks@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
You are the least inspired bot on this platform, fella
Legend@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
One of my childhood buddy once told me his dad killed their dog like that for biting his sister and other people for 1 or 2 time .
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 year ago
:(
milliams@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not a “textbook”. Clearly printed PowerPoint slides.
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The same advice also works on children.
Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Nah i could fuck a cat up easy
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 year ago
Things you don’t want to hear a vet tech say for $300
vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Right?
Cats aren’t a huge threat. They are vicious but tiny. Long sleeves and gloves and the cat is done for.
YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Better put your Carhartt on because those little razor paws could catch a wrist and end you with one good swipe.
Chuymatt@beehaw.org 1 year ago
Rose pruning gloves did nothing against Alex… evil little orange bastard.
huf@hexbear.net 1 year ago
they have an odd concept of a fair right though. the cat has teet and claws and can teleport. but if i use a thick towel to wrap the cat, i’m not being fair?!
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
This is why I have a little bottle of gabapentin in the fridge. I’m fine with the scars of playful nips and accidental scratches but sometimes a gentle manicure is needed or it’s necessary to get her into the carrier and go to the vet. And just in case she’s ever injured, I could ease the pain before taking her in and she wouldn’t struggle and maybe injure herself more. Because pain doesn’t stop a cat, they just fight harder.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
We do this too. :)
ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 1 year ago
We’re lucky that vets around here don’t bite at all.
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
In a fair fight it will win.
That is a chunk of wisdom right there. Applicable well beyond mere cats.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Fair fights are for sports.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
onion@feddit.de 1 year ago
If your vet even gets in a situation where they’d “have to fight” your cat you probably wanna go to a different vet
Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I mean, sometimes cats need care and the vet doesn’t really have time to gain their affection before poking them with a needle or prodding them all over. Not every cat is a fan of that.
onion@feddit.de 1 year ago
If you can’t handle them without sedative then you can’t administer the sedative in the first place. If you can handle them well enough to give them a sedative shot then you could just give them the vaccine shot you wanted to in the first place
the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 1 year ago
“Something something sheer fucking will”
CptEnder@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I mean yeah probably best not to pick a flight with one of the most efficient predators in the world lol
illi@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Vets learning how to fight dirty
Entropywins@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Gotta sneak up and sucker punch em from behind