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Rules for Life

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • illi@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    In a fair fight it will win!

    Vets learning how to fight dirty

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    • Entropywins@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Gotta sneak up and sucker punch em from behind

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  • Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Me, high as shit: Man idk the cat still looks angry…

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  • prex@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I feel like they should have specified:

    Use drugs (on the cat)

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    • Naich@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Either will work.

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      • NielsBohron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        The more drugs I consume, the less I worry about performing medical procedures on the cat, so problem solved! Now where’d I leave the ketamine?

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    • tinyVoltron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      They said what they meant.

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Cats know better than to fuck with a meth head

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  • lelgenio@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    My mind when reading “The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails. It has no code of ethics or consideration for its own future”: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhQPzLy5X04

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    • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago
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      • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Dun-dun dun dun-dun.
        Dun-dun dun dun-dun.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    IN A FAIR FIGHT, A CAT WILL WIN

    Fight dirty; punch the cat below the belt.

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    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      The cat is one step ahead, for they have no belt to punch below.

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Then where’s the Galaxy?

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  • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    hits bong

    Cat hits smaller catnip-filled bong

    That seemed to work

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  • Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Get high and headbutt your cat.

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    • variants@possumpat.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      You are on your way to vegetarian of the year

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I love it when cats headbutt back (seemingly) way too hard, it’s really expressive.

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Image winning

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    • anon987@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Wow, you’re a real cunt huh? Your post history is utter garbage.

      You should kill yourself.

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      • marmotworks@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        You are the least inspired bot on this platform, fella

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    • Legend@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      One of my childhood buddy once told me his dad killed their dog like that for biting his sister and other people for 1 or 2 time .

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      • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        :(

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  • milliams@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Not a “textbook”. Clearly printed PowerPoint slides.

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  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    The same advice also works on children.

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  • Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Nah i could fuck a cat up easy

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Things you don’t want to hear a vet tech say for $300

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    • vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Right?

      Cats aren’t a huge threat. They are vicious but tiny. Long sleeves and gloves and the cat is done for.

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      • YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Better put your Carhartt on because those little razor paws could catch a wrist and end you with one good swipe.

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      • Chuymatt@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Rose pruning gloves did nothing against Alex… evil little orange bastard.

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  • huf@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    they have an odd concept of a fair right though. the cat has teet and claws and can teleport. but if i use a thick towel to wrap the cat, i’m not being fair?!

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    This is why I have a little bottle of gabapentin in the fridge. I’m fine with the scars of playful nips and accidental scratches but sometimes a gentle manicure is needed or it’s necessary to get her into the carrier and go to the vet. And just in case she’s ever injured, I could ease the pain before taking her in and she wouldn’t struggle and maybe injure herself more. Because pain doesn’t stop a cat, they just fight harder.

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      We do this too. :)

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      • ChanchoManco@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        We’re lucky that vets around here don’t bite at all.

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  • friend_of_satan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    In a fair fight it will win.

    That is a chunk of wisdom right there. Applicable well beyond mere cats.

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    • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Fair fights are for sports.

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Image

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  • onion@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    If your vet even gets in a situation where they’d “have to fight” your cat you probably wanna go to a different vet

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    • Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I mean, sometimes cats need care and the vet doesn’t really have time to gain their affection before poking them with a needle or prodding them all over. Not every cat is a fan of that.

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      • onion@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        If you can’t handle them without sedative then you can’t administer the sedative in the first place. If you can handle them well enough to give them a sedative shot then you could just give them the vaccine shot you wanted to in the first place

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  • the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    “Something something sheer fucking will”

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  • CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I mean yeah probably best not to pick a flight with one of the most efficient predators in the world lol

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