DragonTypeWyvern
@DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
- Comment on Shrimp is bugs 11 months ago:
What, like real mountains aren’t named after things you find there?!?!
- Comment on Schrodinger 11 months ago:
Idk, I think it’s worth mentioning. I didn’t know that about him.
- Comment on Too soon? 11 months ago:
Imagine being in a suicide cult and they try to save money on the suicide punch
- Comment on 44-Foot Whale Found Dead on Bow of Cruise Ship Coming Into New York 11 months ago:
It was sarcasm
- Comment on bugs 11 months ago:
Colloquial language for the salt of the earth
- Comment on Living 11 months ago:
I wish
The travails of living with RBF 😔
- Comment on Goblins 11 months ago:
Kind of racist, bro…
- Comment on Pure poetry 11 months ago:
This is the first I’m hearing about double socking needing to be dress socks, are you sure that’s a thing?
- Comment on Pure poetry 11 months ago:
You don’t tape it over the blister, you cut a hole for the blister
- Comment on Dawkins 11 months ago:
Is he really the best of them?
- Comment on Dawkins 11 months ago:
Dawkins would have shitposted on Twitter with the best of them if he’d been born later
- Comment on Dawkins 11 months ago:
Oh, suddenly self love is a problem?!?
- Comment on Anon shares their highschool mascot 11 months ago:
That’s some of why East Tennessee and West Virginia sided with the Union in the Civil War, too.
It wasn’t uncommon at the time.
- Comment on Anon shares their highschool mascot 11 months ago:
Does it though? Like saying the Germantown school mascot should be the Krauts.
Other Options:
Viziers
Janissaries
Genies
Bombards
Footstools
Instan-Bulls
Harem Girls
Mhmm
Wait, what were we talking about again?
- Comment on Rules for Life 11 months ago:
Things you don’t want to hear a vet tech say for $300
- Comment on Anon makes a satanic pact 11 months ago:
Maybe think more on that.
- Comment on Anon makes a satanic pact 11 months ago:
Keep digging, moron.
- Comment on Anon makes a satanic pact 11 months ago:
Or
It’s a lie
- Comment on Lightning bugs 11 months ago:
Eh, they’re going to be surprised when the “it’s over” phase comes with retribution anyways.
- Comment on Lightning bugs 11 months ago:
North America. They’re going extinct.
- Comment on Anon doesn't like any web browsers 11 months ago:
Because Anon is a moron
- Comment on The Force should be plural 11 months ago:
Wait until this guy hears about yinyangs
- Comment on Morlock United ✊️ 11 months ago:
Wait, it is?!??
- Comment on Draw your own conculsions 11 months ago:
Mass adoption of cellphones, social media, streaming services and the destruction of third spaces. Endless entertainment, decreased socialization.
People have been fucking while living with their parents for most of humanity. That’s not the problem, at least in terms of first experiences.
- Comment on Anon lives with their parents 11 months ago:
There are decent rural homes you can get for 200-300k within range of civilization in more places than you think
There’s also still 100k-200k properties in cities if you don’t mind anything left on your porch being stolen
- Comment on Anon lives with their parents 11 months ago:
Date a girl/guy who also lives with their parents
Fuck them in their childhood bedroom and make eye contact with their parents at breakfast
- Comment on Ideas 11 months ago:
Still not over the HRE, huh?
Well, as long as no one starts talking about Version #4
- Comment on No wonder he's hiding 11 months ago:
Yes, unless it’s not. Ultimately “dark matter” just means we don’t know how our current models match observed reality, but it’s entirely possible the models or the observations are just fucking wrong.
- Comment on Morlock United ✊️ 11 months ago:
Bougie propaganda never changes, smh, they’d rather kill the world than pay a living wage
- Comment on sweet dreams 11 months ago:
That’s what the universes above and below us say too!