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Anon makes a satanic pact
Submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Apytele@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
r00ty@kbin.life 11 months ago
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/496be8dc-fb62-4965-ba27-30335cfbb0ee.jpeg
Can't trust curses these days. If you want something done, you gotta do it yourself.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
The joke is on Satan. Anon was already a soulless husk.
Titou@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Bro fear God but is a 4chan user
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
ladicius@lemmy.world 11 months ago
There’s no hell and no afterlife. Go fuck her, it’s fine.
Isoprenoid@programming.dev 11 months ago
Don’t fish in the company’s pool.
scarilog@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime
That’s why I fish on company time
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
People have that attitude in Korea, now the average number of children per woman is 0.7
Not per person, per woman
ladicius@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yolo.
lowleveldata@programming.dev 11 months ago
Doesn’t matter had sex
stembolts@programming.dev 11 months ago
They sold their soul for some sex.
Idk, coulda done worse. Hell is probably more fun than heaven anyway.
Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
In any case, this would seem to indicate that God ain’t all that reliable anyway and just doing good or at least not doing harm it seems isn’t enough to protect you. The reason presumably why this would be “bad” is because the coworker in this case has had their free will taken from them, this implies though that this happened to them despite their having done nothing at all that we know of all because unbeknownst to them someone they worked with made an accidental satanic pact. God it seems, was apparently totally unable to prevent this and protect the coworker. Frankly if this can happen, by accident, to a totally innocent party in the whole affair then at that point, I wouldn’t really be too worried about what God’s reaction would be as they’re evidently either powerless or capricious so you might as well carry on as if God and Satan really aren’t involved at all and this is all just a coincidence especially because funnily enough, it’s also totally indistinguishable from what things would look like if it was a coincidence. You can make of that what you will.
VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Yeah I kinda like the lazy God theory, sure a woman had her brain messed with by the devil but it’s all free will so meh let it happen… oh they cast a hex on the moon and now everyone’s Chakra is in reverse? Let’s see what happenes… hm, now the devil has possessed silicon and everyone thinks the internet is real, well this guy really deserves to win his sports game so ill just focus on that for now.
Some of the gnostic beliefs kinda work with this, God is just making things weird on purpose because the harder the challenge the more rewarding the lesson.
Maybe too the woman was already fallen and God knew her redemption and salvation could come through the path where she was with that guy. The lord works in mysterious ways! Honestly the best form of apologetics because you can really go wild with it.
exocrinous@startrek.website 11 months ago
The Devil invented Heaven so they could send all the annoying Christians there
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 months ago
I have a collection of witch doctor cards posted through my door. Meant to keep them in my pocket to hand out to people in crisis, but I love them too much.
walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 11 months ago
Placebo confidence is the real magic
Maeve@kbin.social 11 months ago
The real magic is in doing the work, on himself to do whatever needs doing to believe he's worthy, so he has the confidence to just talk to her, and see where it goes.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Take what you can, give nothing back
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
Satanist just talked to them politely and convinced them to give anon a chance.
cyr0catdrag0nz@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Reality cannot exist divorced from perception.
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Perception is reality
Rolando@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 months ago
🔥👖🔥
lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
T–🔥👖🔥–T
Delphia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dude did a reverse image search, checked out facebook and insta messaged her “Hey my buddy Anon wont shut the fuck up about how amazing you are but doesnt want to ruin the work relationship by asking you out. So please…”
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 11 months ago
Or
It’s a lie
sazey@lemmy.world 11 months ago
On the internet? Are you sure?
activ8r@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
People don’t just go around lying on the internet. Especially in greentext format. That would be dishonest.
Delphia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I automatically assume everything from 4chan is total and utter horseshit, but its fun to play along because otherwise what the fuck are we even doing here?
anas@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Woah. Who would do that? Post a possibly fake and/or gay story on 4chan?
Legend@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
No shit Einstein .