Naich

@Naich@lemmings.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do so many people seem confused about what appeals to male gays? Do they not know how sexual orientation works?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She definitely looks better in the lower picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We face nationalisation if we’re not let off fines, Thames Water warns⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  All that money for bonuses has to come from somewhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HMRC criticised by watchdog for failing to track billionaires’ tax⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but it’s difficult to get tax money out of billionaires because they can afford expensive accountants. Far easier to just squeeze everyone else a bit more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Opinion: Keir Starmer’s “Island of strangers” speech was right⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, you are all right, thanks. The New Statesman is a shitty publication.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's just loss.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the thing - all you need to do is suggest that everyone eating less meat would be good for the environment, and people like you utterly lose their minds. It’s weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is there a community where i can ask questions about a show?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  !television@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rightwing campaigners claim there is covert deal to return Parthenon marbles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the toilets were made in Britain. Yes, I know there is a lot of British stuff in there, but there is also quite a bit that has been basically looted from other countries during our colonial period.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rightwing campaigners claim there is covert deal to return Parthenon marbles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If we returned all the things we stole the British museum would be empty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Report this fucker to social services before he kills one or both of his kids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thames Water refuses to claw back executive bonuses paid using £3bn emergency loan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s fair enough. They have done such a brilliant job of managing the company that they deserved to be paid bonuses from the emergency loan that had to be taken out to prevent the company going bankrupt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Public ownership of water in England and Wales is best way to improve industry, people’s commission finds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What quintessentially British images should go on the new banknotes? Our panel has some ideas⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dog shit in a plastic bag, tied to a tree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you all keep the area around the toilet paper dust-free?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Use Izal paper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckterfs Fuckrowling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tough new driving rules could land Brits with a ban for ‘minor’ mistakes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good. You are driving a 2 ton high speed battering ram. You had better make sure your fucking attention is on where you are going. Most people in cars simply don’t see how dangerous they are. Maybe this will make them think? Obviously, it’s unlikely, and they will just bleat about the war on motorists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's the truth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or live next to a waterfall. Or play waterfall noises through speakers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Members of public to be selected for ‘honest conversation’ about MPs’ pay⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think the amount of pay actually matters much - the worst of them make most of their money from other jobs as “consultants” and such. Pay them 100K a year and ban them from doing any other jobs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anybody actually care that a dude chanted "Death, Death to the IDF" at Glastonbury?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d never heard of Bob Vylan before this kicked off. They are actually pretty good. But I think the main outrage is from the tabloids who are gleefully attacking the BBC over it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazing Grace⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dolly Parton is 100% class. One of the good ones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when you work in an interdisciplinary institution:⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Biology is just applied chemistry. Chemistry is just applied physics. Physics is just applied maths. Everything is maths.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might be time to find another job⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It works here. Every morning they go round the fridges (it’s a big place) and bung another 4 pints in if it’s getting low. The only time it didn’t work was after a long weekend, when the bottle looked too full to replace but it was starting to go manky because it had been sitting too long after it was opened. I just went to another fridge with good milk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might be time to find another job⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How about fixing the problem by having the management provide free milk? It’s about a pound a day for them and everyone is happier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The UK continues to lag behind Europe for cycling-friendly towns and cities, new data from PeopleForBikes finds.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  While successive governments chase the motorist vote and the media brand any efforts to mitigate the problems they cause as a “war on motorists” it’s going to stay shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To thy own self be true⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alan’s fact of the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who remembers alt.fan.tonya.harding.whack.whack.whack ?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  alt.cows.moo.moo.moo was my go to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MPs narrowly back legalising assisted dying in England and Wales by 23 votes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good. If there’s one thing that scares me shitless, it’s being unable to escape unbearable suffering.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thames Water nationalisation prep 'stepped up', says government⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why only temporary? Nationalise it and put the thieving bastards who stole all the money in jail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too wordy a shitpost?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly his point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too wordy a shitpost?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t like to be a pedantic dweeb, but Schroedinger’s cat is saying that not only can’t you tell until you open the box, but that the cat is LITERALLY both dead and alive at the same time until you open the box and it becomes one or the other. It was a thought experiment to show how ridiculous quantum theory is. Quantum theorist just laughed and did an experiment that showed that reality is not only that ridiculous, but moreso.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dismay as council removes Pride flag in Derbyshire after Christians complain⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m offended by Christians, but no one removes them.